ok, gimme a second. last night was the worst night of my life. i drifted off to dreamland and found myself in a bedroom with this beautiful woman. she was lying in bed, and i was looking for a condom. she opened this little wooden trinket stuffed with them and i grabbed one, frantically ripping it out of the trinket. i jumped into bed and experienced the worst thing ever... IMPOTENCE! and the whole time i was tryin to get excited she had her hand on my head and just keept saying "i know, i know.. i know..". what the hell? anyone experienced a similar thing? oh, and just to be clear, i have NEVER had this problem in real life.