Go to war with God, and defeat him.
or her or it or w/e
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Go to war with God, and defeat him.
or her or it or w/e
Well you could:
-Find 2 homeless people put money between them and watch them fight to the death
-Same as above with hungry people and food
-Create your evil twin an order him to ignore you ( wow thats random even for me )
Oooh, I like the evil twin idea. So much could be done with it. :)
Hang on a minute. Don't "now let's move on" me. I don't think i've quite finished yet, to be honest.
Firstly, yes I do read. Although it would seem I can't say the same about you, since you obviously didn't understand what any of what I typed meant. Referring to my comment, whether or not you said "the Pokemon can be replaced with some other dark beinng" is completely irrelivant. What I found funny was the fact that you talked about all these dark things, but then proceeded by talking about "f*cking Pokemon". Hence when I said, "what are you; a really evil 6 year old"?
I personally don't like pokemon but I know people that are consider cooler than me that play pokemon so all I have to say is: No one here cares. Move on. She likes pokemon. You like zombies which can be considered childish too. Monsters just seem to be childish in general anyways... So let's move on and find real dark ideas.
like... uh:
Go in a zoo. Go in the lion cage. Shapeshift in a lion. Wait at the bars. And then when someone comes and look at you. Use your power of jumping througth solids to jump on them and then attack all the visitors. Feed your lion's stomach and watch everyone run like crazy
Rub a king in the mediaval time
Talk to an inorganic being (I'm not saying they exist)
Create a big storm (tornadoes, tsunamis, hurricanes, earthquakes, etc...) at the same time in a big city.
I was out of ideas when i started inventing these so don't judge them... lol!
Look at a DC and snap your fingers to make his head explode.
If this idea works out, I have a feeling it will be quite interesting to say the least.
OH! What if (that is if we make this happen) the wings that we could receive are dark? Y'know, like demon wings:
http://www.anniescostumes.com/cal60438.gif (Ignore the guy in the costume.)
Or bat wings:
http://www.starcostumes.com/prodimages/J19954.jpg
It could work, and it's be an easy way to distinguish between the regular and dark tasks.
I think we have enough people in favor so someone needs to actually get it started.
Anyways...here are some more dark task ideas:
Kill your family
Fight Chuck Norris
Be a terrorist and bomb USA
Eat your own body
Spread a fatal virus
Become world dictator
Allow someone to beat you up without fighting back
I think she means as your trophy for having done the task, above your avatar.
I agree, let's get this thing started!Quote:
Originally Posted by kingofclutch
A few fun ones:
Inject someone with Hydrochloric Acid (or any acid of your choosing) and watch them squirm.
Make their family watch, too.
Overdose on Nitrous Oxide (AKA "Laughing Gas") and die.
Kill younglings with your lightsaber.
Eat a soul.
Now we have no excuse not to follow through with this.
If anyone's willing to adapt the wings to each task and you want the .psd let me know. The .gif alone is easily changed.
These dark tasks are pretty cool.
The only thing I wouldn't be up for is killing myself. And I'd feel bad doing certain things to DC's...
So I probably won't be performing any vivisections in the near future :?
Natural disasters are non-gorish? Haha, ok. You mean we should do tasks where you indirectly hurt or kill DCs, or don't see the actual gore.
-Same as above with two jews and a penny
-Same as above with two catholic priests and a small boy
/stealing jokes from Jeff Dunham
Hmmm, here's something nobody's listed:
- Kill a DC, with a knife. (I've done it a couple of times. The most recent was awesome.)
It's amazing how many people haven't even killed a DC.
*Looks back on fond memories of dream-murder*
For my other ideas for dark tasks?
- Command a DC to kill themselves with their bare hands (Got the idea because just today I killed a DC with a voice command.)
- Bring a corpse to life and have it create more "friends," if you know what I mean.
- Shrink a DC to 6 inches tall, and step on them.
- Clone yourself and fight the clone.
- Make it rain... fire.
- Drink poison.
- Blow up a hospital.
- Release the smallpox virus in the general population.
- Destroy EVERYTHING.
- Kill a child with your bare hands. (You asked for a dark task)
- Summon a demon, let it kill you, and come back to life as a lich.
- Become a nightmare.
I'm just here to be realistic about what is dark. If you think they're extreme you might as well stick with the regular tasks.
I could have gone way more "extreme" as in gore, but it's pretty mindless. I mean, rip someones head off, cut a hole through someone, snap their bones through their skin, pull out their nails one by one, things like that get pretty monotonous after a while. Plus, it's not entertaining or interesting. That is, unless you're into guro (don't google it.)
I agree that some of these are excessively sadistic and sociopathic. But, if we have votes we can see which ones the majority of the site wants to do, and if we have multiples/month then we can try to balance it out.
Maybe it would be possible to do 2 tasks. One task could be stuff like robbing a bank while the other task could be the much darker stuff like ripping heads off of people.