Quote Originally Posted by Apokalypsis View Post
Stuff like that is sick.
But stuff like natural disasters and other non-gorish tasks are o.k.
But making people explode and Saw-like torture?
Natural disasters are non-gorish? Haha, ok. You mean we should do tasks where you indirectly hurt or kill DCs, or don't see the actual gore.

Quote Originally Posted by The Legend View Post
Well you could:

-Find 2 homeless people put money between them and watch them fight to the death

-Same as above with hungry people and food
-Same as above with two jews and a penny

-Same as above with two catholic priests and a small boy

/stealing jokes from Jeff Dunham


Hmmm, here's something nobody's listed:
- Kill a DC, with a knife. (I've done it a couple of times. The most recent was awesome.)

It's amazing how many people haven't even killed a DC.
*Looks back on fond memories of dream-murder*

For my other ideas for dark tasks?
- Command a DC to kill themselves with their bare hands (Got the idea because just today I killed a DC with a voice command.)
- Bring a corpse to life and have it create more "friends," if you know what I mean.
- Shrink a DC to 6 inches tall, and step on them.
- Clone yourself and fight the clone.
- Make it rain... fire.
- Drink poison.
- Blow up a hospital.
- Release the smallpox virus in the general population.
- Destroy EVERYTHING.
- Kill a child with your bare hands. (You asked for a dark task)
- Summon a demon, let it kill you, and come back to life as a lich.
- Become a nightmare.