thanks babe :)Quote:
Originally posted by Barbizzle
I'm glad to hear you are feeling better :)
So last night I dreamt that my mom was trying to hook me up with tunnel-poet-collegium guy, only now his hair was short and he was balding. And really really smarmy. And he was wearing the ugliest white sweater. :? She commented on how cute we looked together, but I was disgusted at having to go out with him. As soon as we stepped out the door to go to his car, he mauled me on the ground. I was like "Ew FUCK get off me fag!" Oh and he was sick or something, and my mom had even extended an invitation for him to spend the night if he was too tired after dropping me off after the date. (This was back in time when I used to live with her by the way.) So I decide after driving with him for a few minutes that I want to go back home. Oh his eyes were all weird and wonky too. So we get back to my mom's and my mom, brother and his girlfriend were just finishing dinner, so I sit down with them to have some left overs (and to get away from smarmy bastard). But he's like all hovering over me. And he finally leans over me at one point and pukes on me. I'm all "CHRIST date's over." So I walk him to the door and he lifts me up and says what a great time he had. No way am I gonna kiss him. Then he says "But you know..I AM pretty tired. I think I'll take your mom up on her invitation to sleep here." I could see that the mere thought of that excited him beyond belief, so I finally dropped the boom and said no way. I'm not ready for that blah blah. He FINALLY left, and later when I was sitting with my family, there was a knock at the door, and I could see through the wavy glass that same stupid sweater. I wanted to die. But it turned out it was just our neighbour.
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