insomnia, can't remember dreams, just some random HI
but it's ok because Robert couldn't sleep either :ohyahbaby:
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insomnia, can't remember dreams, just some random HI
but it's ok because Robert couldn't sleep either :ohyahbaby:
I used to have a rabbit named ophelia, it used to masturbate by humping it's food dish and not just the occasional one, every night ...hrm??? :P
that's actually true =D
several odd reams last night:
- will and brett taugt christ to say "Estabrook" and I had to teach him "Gray", but he got it
- the one where mom was mad because the snow melted in the front lawn and revealed 2 dead pigs and a dead chicken, which were apparently culinary projects of mine gone wrong which I had just arbitrarily tossed out into the snow, so I said I'd clean them up right away but spent half the dream searching for a big enough trashbag, and Robert was getting bored of this so I said not to worry because I found a bag that will do and then we can go out to lunch which made him happy but by then he looked just like Scott Speedman
http://felicity.tktv.net/ben4.jpg
- OH and the one with Joe...he got me to download some role playing program that combined webcam and voice too, and it was fun because a bunch of other DV members were on it too (I don't do role playing in real life, so I have no idea what it was about other than a bunch of DV members messing around). I remember seeing and talking to Joe and having to go afk alot because of Chris, but also at one point Joe was showing major signs of male pattern baldness. Which is nuts because he has the sexiest head of thick, dark hair in real life. :smitten:
HAH...'ophelia' was a HE then I take itQuote:
Originally posted by Josh_Mac
I used to have a rabbit named ophelia, it used to masturbate by humping it's food dish and not just the occasional one, every night ...hrm??? :P *
that's actually true =D
actually a "she." I could never quite figure that one out :shock:
^ Wow thats a talent :wink:
Loving the journal btw Oph :D
I dreamt that I woke up at night, went to my mom's house and went jogging around the block. When I was about 1/2 way around, I blacked out, then came to again (still dreaming) and I was still jogging. But I had made it almost all the way around the block. So it freaked me out that I had been able to still jog while unconscious, and not run into anything or fall down. Seemed so real in fact, that it took about an hour after I woke up for real to believe it was just a dream.
Then the one about the 2 chicks in the water fountain that turned into a sperm fountain..."IT'S IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!" :shakehead2:
Lol. Up until this point, I was like "wait a minute, this isn't an Ophelia journal entry!"Quote:
Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
Then the one about the 2 chicks in the water fountain that turned into a sperm fountain..."IT'S IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!" :shakehead2:
Haha. Way to come through in the end, babe. :chuckle:
lolQuote:
Originally posted by Oneironaut
Lol. Up until this point, I was like "wait a minute, this isn't an Ophelia journal entry!"
Haha. Way to come through in the end, babe. :chuckle:
my subconscious would never let us down :P
damnit I remembered them when I woke up
I do too much in the mornings before I can finally sit down and log my dreams, I need to go back to the old pencil-and-paper-by-the-bed method me thinks
oh well I'll post them if I remember them later
OH I remember one where I was getting arrested for killing someone. I just confessed and went to prison willingly then woke up
Man, I hate when a bunch of stuff happens before you can write a dream down properly. :|
I probably couldn't do the dream writing down thing if I didn't do it after I had just woken up, it leaves my head too quickly otherwise. Damn sieve brain. :P
what a weird night...
I had an LD, and it was going along fine at first: I found myself at my old apartmentment complex, which triggered the lucidity. Then I immediately remembered to go find O for some coffee, so I started walking to the Borders that I remember being nearby (they have coffee there), but along the way this weird smiley chic was walking toward me. I focused on her, mainly in hopes to keep the lucidity strong (I had a long ways to walk...and flying makes me lose lucidity sometimes), but she started getting weird looking. So I shouted 'more lucidity' then accidentally woke up. =/ =/ =/
oh well, maybe next time O
then confessions to adidas, and then eating crabby patties and godiva chocolate and my mom and robert going out to lunch or something
Bah.
Damn hating-ass dream char chick. :bslap:
Oh well....I'LL WAIT FOR YOU, OPHIE!!! :damnit:
- the transvestite, Ryan, at the american idol audition, and the vodka and the nervousness and being in the car trying to make out when I saw tornados so I said "dream sign! must me dreaming" and all reality checks fucking failed FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
- then I forget the other one, oh yeah at the grocery store and Ian from OITH choir was a vet and was playing practical jokes on his friend the grocer by putting pet food in the people food section..........okaaaaaaaaaaaaaay..... :|
- wandering around the grocery store, trying to decide which easter candy to buy...was thinking about the malt eggsssss..........I always dream about food when I'm dieting :P
- then Alan Rickman exposing himself and whacking off in public...can't remember if I was watching it on TV or if I was there, but it was quite shocking I remember that
I was eating a crunch wrap supreme in one dream
In another, me and Robert were watching Chris, then we found someone else to watch him or something, but anyway, I gave Robert a little post-it note that said something on it like "Ok Chris is taken care of, let's sneak into some room and screw" So we bolted to the nearest room with a door and he just started pounding me up against the wall (it's a position I've never done irl but is #1 on my list). It was crazy hot but, as usual, I woke too soon.
anyway, the crunch wrap supreme in all it's crunchy cheesy splendour:
http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/9...nchwrap8zu.jpg
You sure he wasn't just using you to put up some studding? :PQuote:
he just started pounding me up against the wall (it's a position I've never done irl but is #1 on my list). [/b]
I'm kinda suprised you haven't gotten to it yet - you seem to have a "healty" sex life.
Curious though.. which way were you facing? :wink:
Oh JOEEEEE :bigteeth: :oops:
Well guys have been to chicken to try it with me I guess. Since I'm so tall, and I guess it takes a hefty amount of upper arm strength to hold a chic up against the wall or something??? I dunno, I'm noy a guy. But that's why I love guys who are shorter...our mid sections are already lined up for upright entry :teeth:
Incidentally, I was facing forward in the dream, but I have no objections to facing the wall ;)
Oh it's not too difficult. :wink:Quote:
Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
Since I'm so tall, and I guess it takes a hefty amount of upper arm strength to hold a chic up against the wall or something???
Wasn't tryin to be nosy (well, wtf - sure I was!). I've done it with girl propped up against wall (facing it) before and thought I could "relive" the event in my head with a little "insert Opheil here" in my imagination :ohyahbaby: -- but, already pictured it your way, and well....Tornado Joe reaches for Kleenex... :dreaming:Quote:
ncidentally, I was facing forward in the dream, but I have no objections to facing the wall [/b]
That looks DELICIOUS. :oQuote:
Originally posted by OpheliaBlue+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(OpheliaBlue)</div>That would be interesting to try. :ohyahbaby: You always seem to wake up at the most inoportune of times. :PQuote:
So we bolted to the nearest room with a door and he just started pounding me up against the wall (it's a position I've never done irl but is #1 on my list). It was crazy hot but, as usual, I woke too soon.[/b]
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anyway, the crunch wrap supreme in all it's crunchy cheesy splendour:
http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/9...nchwrap8zu.jpg
- Le Nozze rehearsal and Robert loved it and the white beard thing that I ripped off and got in trouble for
- "getting back with carsten" alla FUTURAMA with the time skips...I couldn't remember making the decision for me and Robert to have a break then to get back with CARSTEN of all people http://panzergeneral.strategyplanet....miley/yuck.gif, but as the dream progressed, I started thinking more and more, and slowly realizing why being back with him stunk and why I wanted to be with Robert
- then the one about my dad and the cheese (kuz we watched HOUSE last night)
I ate one yesterday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh godQuote:
Originally posted by Lomebririon
That looks DELICIOUS. :o
it tastes even better than it looks http://www.p2p-zone.com/underground/...lies/drool.gif
DRUNK
don't remember no dreams
- James
- wolves
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oh but 2 nights ago that dream about Robert and the basketball chic from american idol and the one where he got on top of me while I was lying on my stomach and etc etc :ohyahbaby:
edit: oh yeah last night's dream, "mini churkies" hahalolwtf
they were a cross between hens and small turkies...."churkies"...christ
anyway, they came frozen with these little tins, 1 was a gravy tin, one was I think mashed potatoes, and the 3rd one had custard, so it was like, a mini thanksgiving for midgets or something :P
WOOT whatta dream!
At first I wasn't lucid, and I was in some kind of Neverlandesque place where some people were just having a picnic. I suddenly became lucid, but I don't really remember how. So the first thing I wanted to do was to tell all those people that they were dream characters and see what happens ( :teeth: ) then I remembered I wanted to try that date thing with Onieronaut. So I went to find a place where we could meet and get coffee (remember, I'm not good at flying very far in LDs, nor am I that successful at instantly changing my surroundings, so I have to walk everywhere). So as I was walking through this Neverland (which was now appearing more and more like Mordor), I remembered what Gwen said about focusing on your hands to keep from losing lucidity, so I looked at them, and wow. They were so clear and vivid, moved when I wanted them to, they had all the right scars, writing callus, and even some scratches I got from my cat yesterday, and they even hurt when I touched them. Then I looked up and saw something that looked like the Dead Marshes from LOTR 2 Towers, so I said in a Gollum voice "Mmmmmm, the Dead Marshes that is, Precious." Lol I was honestly just curious to see if I could do the Gollum voice in an LD. :P Sounded ok too heh. Unfortunately then I stepped into an area of the swamp that was deep, black and murkey, and began to sink. I tried everything to get out (still lucid though) but then I finally sank below the surface and everything went dark, though I could still breath. I thought "this is it, I'm gonna wake up now probably" but I made one last attempt and screamed "More control! MORE LUCIDITY!!!" and above me, the swamp surface hardened, and opened outward like 2 doors. So I got out, continued walking, and I obsessively looked at my hands every few minutes (that shit WORKS, thanks Gwen). I finally came up to a booth that looked like something out of a Renaissance Fair and decided this was taking forever, so I'll just make this booth into a 12th century Starbucks. Literally using my finger, I wiped away the paint, and airbrushed the words "Starbucks Coffee" in green. Then I just kinda said something like "Ok O, come on let's get some coffee." I was 50/50 on whether summoning him would work. Then a pair of brown, muscular arms encircled my waist and I smiled, turned around, and it was he. Though you'd grown out some of your hair dude lol. We kinda messed around (though no coffee was ever ordered, purchased, nor imbibed from my contrived coffee booth). Then I suddenly without warning woke up. =/
However, there was still one thing I wanted to do in this LD 'date' so I miraculously was able to WILD while concentrating on images of my hands in my mind and I went straight into another LD, though this time I was in a place that looked like the student center at ETSU. I summoned O again, and I went up to him and said "You're a dream character and I'm dreaming all this right now." He just kinda started shaking his head spastically, saying "No no no No NO NO NOOOOO!!!" then fell on the floor, break dancing. Then other DCs joined him and they just kinda spun around on the floor until they started to smoke and then they died I guess. lol
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