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and Rich I think
I WILDed...
then it went sppfffrrrrhrtzzzzzzzz... :(
2 about rob, then one about Don
what's with all the uni-syllabic american boy names lately?
Al, Mike, Doug, Joe, Rich, Rob, Don
lol
2 nights ago, the one where Rich was kinda trying to pull away because we were getting too close emotionally or something, and we were on the phone and he hung up on me and I was sad
last night I dreamt he was all "I love youuu" and I was like "wheeee"
2 nights ago the one where I got shot in Oak Cliff then fell down but thought I MIGHT be ok but then I felt alot of warm blood coming out of my chest
then last night the one where I wanted to take Rich to the ocean and the mutual counter-indulgence thing
hah...when I was in my teens I had a roller blading accient where I was holding on the back end of the car, and i fell and rolled like a million times accros the road, and I got up and looked at my hands, and was like "i'm okay"....and then all of this blood started gushing from my head onto my hands.
I dunno, maybe cuz it's much easier to call it out when you're gettin some :hump:Quote:
what's with all the uni-syllabic american boy names lately?
Al, Mike, Doug, Joe, Rich, Rob, Don
Hey, check it out - most of those names have other definitions as well. Here's a little story I wrote... :deal:
Having trouble deciding who to rob next, Al stepped up to the mike to address the rich and powerful don, who had threatened to expose some dirt on him he doug up one day over a cup of joe.
THE END
:)
(man, forgot about your DJ - it got dropped off my subscription during the changeover!)
HAHA awesome
I'd love a cup o' Joe actually :x
I haven't worn a cup since little league!
(probably not the kind o' cup you're referring to, eh?) ;)
well.. certainly not the one you wore in little league ew
what size you got now? (I prefer lattes)
Woot! Another LD. Haven't had one in a while. Whenever I haven't had one in a while, I'll think to myself, "Huh.. haven't had an LD in a while" and I'll almost invariably have one that night.
I was dreaming about this big asian dude trying to drown someone in the pool of an apartment complex. I was watching this from inside one of the apartments, when I suddenly became lucid. So I summoned him to my room an explained to him that he was merely a character in a dream of mine, and that I was going to remove his head for trying to drown someone. He accepted this, and laid face down on the floor. Then this hack saw appeared in my hand, and I lowered it to his neck, but I thought "no fucking way can I do this.. even though I know I'm dreaming, this is just way too gross" So instead I turned my pointer finger into a light saber, and sliced his head off that way. Wasn't messy at all, but then his decapited head said "Hey! Nice work, you cauderized it as you cut it off.. well done you." I said thanks then woke up, hehe.
Haha Ophelia! That was funny, you shouldn't have used the lightsaber, you should have gone for the hack saw, seen how real and gross it was :D Or you could have just used your powers to push him in the pool and keep him under. Congrats on the lucid and sorry for my sadistic moment haha! I've been watching too many horror films recently :(
Hahaha. That's hilarious. I don't think I woulda used the hacksaw either. That'd just be...ugh. Lol. The lightsaber was a nice touch. I wonder what it is about severed heads, in dreams, that just wanna keep on talking. I've had that happen a few times.
Congrats, Opheil - on both the lucid dream and also using some restraint and not bangin' the guy before killing him! :happyface:
haha joe
several dreams about Al from work, and a couple of Dennis from work
then last night one about someone stealing all my money from my home, which some how consequently led to me being jobless and homeless and having to go back to the shelter.. alot of crying and feeling sorry for myself. took me a while to realize it was all just a dream after I woke up BOY was I relieved!
I dreamt that I asked Jim from prepared foods to take me for dinner for my birthday. So he asked me to sit with him by the lake, and he looked kinda disappointed as he told me that he can't take me out (which I kinda knew because I think he has a girlfriend), but he gave me a coffee maker. I was like "SPAAAaaaaanks I already have a coffee maker ass"
More Al dreams. Been having alot since he transferred to this store. In this one he was married and I met his wife and confessed to her that I was in love with her husband. And I think I was crying too. She was nice about it. Ok, wtf, I most certainly do NOT love Al. In fact, I think he's kind of a flake. He's just pretty. Geez :roll:
Then a BIG fat major tornado dream, where all RC's failed. And a place where I was able to give the kittens, but they were concerned about taking them because of how I have been failing with their litter training.
The tornado dreams always happen during times of big stress, like my job right now. Same with the kittens. Still don't know why the fuck I keep dreaming about Al. Wish I could just get lucid on one of them, then I could just fuck him and be done with it.
Oh and last night the one where Jeff C. visited me and left me his penis. HAHA it stayed hard too, and I kept playing with it. It also had a condom on it.. weird :wtf2:
Crazy weird LD. First of all, 2 nights ago I dreamt about Michael J. from high school. Had a minor crush on him back then, but nothing huge. Never dreamt about him before. Anyway, so I WBTBed last night and went lucid at some point, can't remember exactly how, probably a DILD, and I was doing that thing where my dream eyes were closed and I was afraid to open them in case I opened my real eyes and woke up. But I had a break through. I made myself open them really slowly, and it worked! I could see my apartment, and all the furniture was wrong. And stuff was kinda blurry. I wanted more clarity so I said quietly, because I was afraid of waking myself or Chris up, "I would like some more lucidy please" and that worked too! I floated around some and looked around at all the misplaced chairs and such. Then I got bored and summoned Michael. He had a shaved head, kinda like the last time I saw him in real life. We started making out and it felt really great, but he had 2 tongues, and they were both shaped like tiny penises. I kept trying to change it with my mind, but no matter what I did, I was french kissing two little penises. I kinda didn't mind it so I just went with it. Then the dream changed and I don't remember much. I think I got some sex for a second or two, but kinda hard to remember with 2 little tongue dicks in my mouth hehe.
more tornado dreams with RCs gone bad
and a couple with Waldo and Colin from work
mmmm....Collinnnnn... http://forum.blueharvest.net/html/emoticons/drool.gif
Had a Colin LD the other night that was kinda frustrating.. can't remember everything exactly, been a few days, but no double tongue penises this time :P
annoying stress dream about accidentally leaving Chris on the train and not being able to get back on it and so I got in another one to follow it but it turned off on some different tracks and I really panicked but in the end it was OK because Julia Roberts and some other actor were on the same train as Chris and watched him for me until I was able to get him back and I was so thankful to her that I cried and hugged her..
..weird :|
I hate most stress dreams. I mean as if there weren't enough stress while awake you have to deal with crazy weird stress while asleep.
Rich
KEWL triple LD last night. Actually early this morning because Chris woke me up so then I WILDed. The dream started off automatically about work, then I floated up spontaneously like I always do. After looking around for a few moments, I felt my lucidity slipping, but I had a breakthrough! I remembered to look at my hands. That always locks in lucidity for me. The first time I looked at them, the fingers melted until I had 2 palms with wiggly stubs lol. But the 2nd and 3rd time they were more normal so I was able to play around in the dream. Decided to have some fun with Colin from Catering, but he proved to be quite elusive. I tried calling him, paging him, even trying to transform another innocent DC into him but shaving his head with my hand and going "bzzzzzzzzzzz" as if my hand were electric clippers, but it made him mad. I finally gave up and that's when my subconscious rewarded me with something really hot and interesting: I saw a pair of NICE jeans walking a round, clearly being worn by an invisible sex god. He was completely invisible except for his jeans. So I quickly pushed him into the 'Team Members Only' receiving area, and shoved my hand down the front of his jeans to feel if there was anything good in there, and there WAS. So I went down on him and sucked on the biggest invisible *bleep* I could have dreamt up. Maaaan, I was going nuts. The fact that he was invisible (and mute, I might add) made it so fucking hot. We had sex too and it was wild. I brought him to my place in the 3rd LD, but stuff was really going wrong my then, like I had to manifest a bed from a broken couch, and when he was on top of me and I grabbed his ass, he started to melt like they always do. I couldn't fix it then I woke up. But it was still really fun and trippy. :teeth:
Wow, I have got to read more of these! I liked this most recent lucid I must say. Never knew invisible..---er sex gods were that good:P. It's wonderful that you got lucid from just spontaneous floating, that hasn't happened to me in a very long time.
I'm glad you enjoyed this dream and that invisible...hmm what was it in his pants?
Sounded like it ended quite nicely.
More lucid luck to you.
it was a large invisible honker
Last night I dreamt that my mom started boozing up again. Alot of wine, like barrels of it. But before I confronted her, she confessed and said she was going to get help, but that it would be in the form of her veggin out on the roof. "I think there's a place where the shingles aren't too badly damaged and will hold me."
THEN I dreamt about this hot guy from work. Just alot of kissy feely stuff, was awesome. He and his sister moved in next door. Kinda interesting dream, because after I woke up, I was thinking how I'd like to meet a guy to kinda hang out casually with, who I DON'T work with, then I met a hottie on the train this morning IRL.. we'll see....
recap of this week's nonlucid dreams:
- the one where Daniel called me about that yellow cricket bug that would latch on to you with its barbed legs and cut your flesh and lay its eggs in the wound and the eggs would grow until they looked like a big old clump of herpes or something and one got me =/
- the one with the GIGANTIC daddy long legs spider that was crawling all over the people in the audience in an auditorium and when it was crawling onto this one lady's lap and went for her face I got a big book and said "hold on I'm coming!" (I was scared at first but then got brave) and I ran up to it and did a side manuever and thwaped it with my book then it went flying then it came after me and I tried to pull it off my head but I was afraid of breaking off its legs dunno why
- then the one where I broke up with Robert again but it was in a different time and the shit about Sara
- then last night the one with the baby duck and the impressing (sp?)
Mike
mikemikemikemike
I don't deserve this
started to WILD about buttercream then alarm went off
I keep forgetting my dreams by the time I get to work to enter them here.. time to get unlazy and get an ACTUAL dj again =/
I remember Rich from a couple nights ago
Weird nightmare about these achilles-biting scissors. Had to dismantle them, then Charles Ingles from Little House made boxes for all the kids' feet so that they could sleep without getting attacked. My mom sat around eating chocolates the whole time.
Go mom.
Some LDs!!! :teeth:
One with Robert, frenching him in his truck (I knew it wasn't really him, just a DC.. well, I was lucid DUH). Was gonna go fuck him but then I lost the dream. THe next one was REALLY hot black guy, like a circa 80's porn star looking guy.. he started stripping in front of me and he got to his boxers then something happened where I kept having to run around some department store. Found him again later but he was a chic, so I stood in front of him/her and willed the gender to change. I reached behind me and pulled his crotch to my butt and I could feel a boner. So I was like "HELL yeah" but then I saw some hoes then my alarm went off.
But YAY lucids.
An LD the other night: I was going to hook up with someone I met on lavalife, but I had to run across a muddy park to get to his car and I fell in the mud.. reeeeally slowly. As I fell I became lucid, so I just let myself fall because I knew I could just get up and will myself clean and avoid an embarrasssing moment. Which was good because as I fell I noticed that he saw, and rushed out of his car to come help me. That would have been humiliating if I hadn't become lucid right then lol. Anyway, I used my finger as a magic wand and got rid of the mud right as he approached me. He looked confused because I could tell he had seen me fall, but there I was, upright and unscathed. He said "you all right?" and I said "Of course, why?" He looked even more confused, like he wanted to say "Didn't you just fall on your ass?" I just stood there looking at him as if HE were crazy, then the dream ended lol.
RObert again.. uuuuugh. Non lucid though.
Will be having sweeeeeet Karl dreams soon me hopes :ohyahbaby: :hump: :teeth:
NASTY LD.. you guys will think I'm fucked up, don't know what made me do it. Sometimes, even though I'm lucid, I do things that don't make sense.. even in the context of a lucid dream.
Ok, so I dream I'm doing my taxes at H&R Block, things are looking quite vivid, having some trouble writing and typing things so I go lucid. I immediately float up and sail to a bedroom and try to summon Karl for a little lucid humpage. But what appeared was not a Karl.. was not even a guy. It was a petite, pregnant young lady. So I said 'Meh.. you'll do." And I turned into a guy and did her. Christ I felt like such a sicko when I woke up.
IN MY DEFENSE: I'm seeing this guy in real life and we've been on 3 dates and haven't had sex yet so I'm just hard up in a crazy way. He's a fantastic guy btw.
Haha...I've so been there. Sometimes when you want some, anyone and anything will do. Don't even ask me about the freakish things I've had sex with in lucids when whomever I was trying to summon didn't quite show up as expected.
Wait, so you're saying a guy can be fantastic, even without having had sex with him?? :eek:
Who are you, and what did you do with Opheli!? :shock:
:seeker: Interpretation corner: I believe you are seeing this "Karl" (with a "K" :roll: ) as a somewhat innocent 'petite' creature yet to be devoured. The pregnancy aspect reflects the notion of something currently hidden, but expected to be revealed at sometime soon. As childbirth is, this 'revelation' will be cuomming from the groin region. Do him, do him hard - and he shall be summoned in a more familiar form next time.
lmao Joe you know.. I'm almost embarrassed to admit that your interpretation makes complete sense
I just don't want to do him and that be that, ya know?
he's so nice, he reminds me of the man from 101 dalmations <3
*cough* doggie-style dream coming soon*cough*Quote:
he's so nice, he reminds me of the man from 101 dalmations
Tornado Joe starts workikng out positions on paper...Quote:
101 different doggie-style positions O_O
Waldo and Jim
Dancing with Waldo in the kitchen, then a dip, then Jim said "feel my lats!"
the one with the duplex and Christian (from WFM) and Dave and Conner and mitz gonna move in then couldn't. TP.
Why? Out of toilet paper? :huh:Quote:
...and mitz gonna move in then couldn't. TP.
LD about driving a red porsche 944.
Alarm woke me up just after adjusting the mirrors with a simple wave of my finger.. I was so happy there too :blue:
About a week ago the multiple LDs where I called Karl on the phone. Will post more later gotta clock in.
I have only read the first page but i've gotta say...
Im liking it :P :drool:
funny Karl ones where me and my brothers knew him 15 years ago (ID software guys) then the one where I couldn't find my lotion to put on makeup while Karl was in the shower and I didn't want him to see my naked face.... yet
the Karl church dream
another Carsten dream
barf - o - ramma
So...I gotta ask:
Do any of these fragments actually help you remember the dreams, after you've had them? :chuckle:
LD!! It was weird....I WILDed at around 3am when I couldn't get back to sleep, and I dreamt that I was in mitz's car and we were driving out of a car garage. I was immediately lucid so I decided to try to morph mitz into Karl (no offence to her, I was just horny and preferred a male :P ).
Anyway, it worked, but only if I didn't look at the driver. So then I reached out to touch his thigh, thinking "Please don't be Mitzie's thigh please don't be mitzie's thigh" and it worked, it was definitely a guy's leg. So then I started feeling around and found a growing boner and began playing with it a bit. I started to get hella-horny but then my @^#%$ alarm went off :mad:
So I had to finish awake heh
One with Karl, chef Jim, Mitz and Edwin. Non-lucid.
I was supposed to go to the opera with Karl, but Mitz and Edwin got together, against me, and cancelled my date with Karl and replaced him with Jim. Something about screwing up Karl's credit card or something. I was like NOOOOOOOooooooooooo. Then Jim gave me a big hickey and I felt his boner (which felt like a giant demi-baguette) and then Karl flooded my mind so I pushed Jim off of me. Dream changed I forget the rest. But yay, I won't even cheat on Karl in my dreams.
I wub heem <3
2 sexy Karl LDs this month. The furthest I've ever gone in a sexual LD actually.
Details at 7.
Making out with Aaron, no boner, finally got a boner but only had a few moments before it would go soft again and he said it HAD to be anal or nothing. So meh, whatever.
Brian
no margheritas
gotta pee, stupid asian bitch
Sweet House, Babe
A couple nights ago I dreamt about this girl who had a huge house made entirely out of sugar blocks. About 90% of it were these cement block sized sugar cubes, but the windows were a sort of tempered glass made from clear sugar. She was still installing the windows when I was invited over. I wasn't lucid, but the dream was really really vivid. I noticed how the blocks of sugar were translucent, so I could see outside light coming through. And naturally the floor always had grains of sugar on it because every time you touched a block, some would scrape off. The floor was very crunchy.
J.P. bückt sich
Last night was about a regional coordinator from work. I like him, and he's hot and all, but this dream blew me the fuck away. Can't remember anything by way of a preface, all I remember is he was bending over in my bathtub, pulling down his pants, and I was supposed to strap on a dildo and go to town. I know we did it twice like that, and while I don't remember the first time, I remember that during the second time, I was reflecting on how 'the first time felt soooo good' and I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. Was such an odd position: my feet weren't even on the floor. I was just riding on top of him somehow, and my body looked like a 19-year-old porn star. I was just about to cum when he suddenly turned on the water, and all this really watery diarrhea came out of the faucet. How goatse-esque I thought.
Minus the poop I wouldn't mind a little reverse gender dildo shagging.
Had an interesting LD with Vin Diesel last night :hump:
Lots of nonLD Danny dreams
He's hot, so, what can I say.. he's my latest and greatest DC <3
speaking of Danny dreams..
Dreamt we were trying to do it without my son catching us (weird I know), and we were doing it on the floor
Spoiler for vulgarity:
Then we went into another room that turned out to be a boutique. Only now, Danny was Barbara, a lesbian who I work with. We were checking out and trying on clothes and stuff, and I kept thinking to myself "Damn, I'm really lucky to have a lesbian girlfriend who's willing to strap one on and do me. Most lesbians aren't really in to that."
Hahahah, it was like it was never Danny, but Barbara all the time. Then Barbara's real life girlfriend, Melanie, was there too, and we were doing all these weird defensive arts moves, when Mel fell down and only I heard a tiny 'crack' sound. She broke her ankle. Don't remember much more than that. Had that dream yesterday during a nap.
Good Lord! :shock: Awesome dream Ophelia.
Wanted to do it with Danny and we were able to on our sides face-to-face. In real life, it doesn't work so we have to 'spoon' if we want to do it on our sides. Anyway, in the dream it worked, and felt goooooood, but then the alarm (dream alarm)) went off so he had to get ready for work. But I wanted to finish so he got up and pulled me half way off the bed and finished that way until the real life alarm went off.
Before that, a dream about a neighbour, very ETSU Michael-esque. And Elizabeth from work was there. We were talking and she said he had a crush on me for ages and should ask me out. I just kept looking up at him and smiling in a very sweet way until he came real close to me, and I grabbed his face in my hands and kissed him. It was totally sweet. Then I went back to his house (next door) and we kept making out on the floor, and everytime we almost got into it, his dad would walk in the room and kind of "harUMPH!" like he didn't approve so we stopped...
Can't ever get my nut on in these fuckface dreams! >:l