Thread: Ophelia's Book O' Fun

Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

doug

yellowstone

big grizzly bear

Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

dreamt that I fell off a cliff and died

Not meaning to intrude on your dream journal but you sure do have happy dreams :p

Originally Posted by NeAvO

Not meaning to intrude on your dream journal but you sure do have happy dreams :p

lol well yeah, lately they've been kinda crappy

my own fault because I'm just indulging in a bunch of weird shit

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and Rich I think

I WILDed...

then it went sppfffrrrrhrtzzzzzzzz...

2 about rob, then one about Don

what's with all the uni-syllabic american boy names lately?

Al, Mike, Doug, Joe, Rich, Rob, Don

lol

2 nights ago, the one where Rich was kinda trying to pull away because we were getting too close emotionally or something, and we were on the phone and he hung up on me and I was sad

last night I dreamt he was all "I love youuu" and I was like "wheeee"

2 nights ago the one where I got shot in Oak Cliff then fell down but thought I MIGHT be ok but then I felt alot of warm blood coming out of my chest

then last night the one where I wanted to take Rich to the ocean and the mutual counter-indulgence thing

hah...when I was in my teens I had a roller blading accient where I was holding on the back end of the car, and i fell and rolled like a million times accros the road, and I got up and looked at my hands, and was like "i'm okay"....and then all of this blood started gushing from my head onto my hands.

what's with all the uni-syllabic american boy names lately?
Al, Mike, Doug, Joe, Rich, Rob, Don

I dunno, maybe cuz it's much easier to call it out when you're gettin some

Hey, check it out - most of those names have other definitions as well. Here's a little story I wrote...

Having trouble deciding who to rob next, Al stepped up to the mike to address the rich and powerful don, who had threatened to expose some dirt on him he doug up one day over a cup of joe.

THE END

(man, forgot about your DJ - it got dropped off my subscription during the changeover!)

HAHA awesome

I'd love a cup o' Joe actually :x

I haven't worn a cup since little league!
(probably not the kind o' cup you're referring to, eh?)

well.. certainly not the one you wore in little league ew

what size you got now? (I prefer lattes)

Woot! Another LD. Haven't had one in a while. Whenever I haven't had one in a while, I'll think to myself, "Huh.. haven't had an LD in a while" and I'll almost invariably have one that night.

I was dreaming about this big asian dude trying to drown someone in the pool of an apartment complex. I was watching this from inside one of the apartments, when I suddenly became lucid. So I summoned him to my room an explained to him that he was merely a character in a dream of mine, and that I was going to remove his head for trying to drown someone. He accepted this, and laid face down on the floor. Then this hack saw appeared in my hand, and I lowered it to his neck, but I thought "no fucking way can I do this.. even though I know I'm dreaming, this is just way too gross" So instead I turned my pointer finger into a light saber, and sliced his head off that way. Wasn't messy at all, but then his decapited head said "Hey! Nice work, you cauderized it as you cut it off.. well done you." I said thanks then woke up, hehe.

Haha Ophelia! That was funny, you shouldn't have used the lightsaber, you should have gone for the hack saw, seen how real and gross it was Or you could have just used your powers to push him in the pool and keep him under. Congrats on the lucid and sorry for my sadistic moment haha! I've been watching too many horror films recently

Hahaha. That's hilarious. I don't think I woulda used the hacksaw either. That'd just be...ugh. Lol. The lightsaber was a nice touch. I wonder what it is about severed heads, in dreams, that just wanna keep on talking. I've had that happen a few times.

Congrats, Opheil - on both the lucid dream and also using some restraint and not bangin' the guy before killing him!

haha joe

several dreams about Al from work, and a couple of Dennis from work

then last night one about someone stealing all my money from my home, which some how consequently led to me being jobless and homeless and having to go back to the shelter.. alot of crying and feeling sorry for myself. took me a while to realize it was all just a dream after I woke up BOY was I relieved!

I dreamt that I asked Jim from prepared foods to take me for dinner for my birthday. So he asked me to sit with him by the lake, and he looked kinda disappointed as he told me that he can't take me out (which I kinda knew because I think he has a girlfriend), but he gave me a coffee maker. I was like "SPAAAaaaaanks I already have a coffee maker ass"

More Al dreams. Been having alot since he transferred to this store. In this one he was married and I met his wife and confessed to her that I was in love with her husband. And I think I was crying too. She was nice about it. Ok, wtf, I most certainly do NOT love Al. In fact, I think he's kind of a flake. He's just pretty. Geez

Then a BIG fat major tornado dream, where all RC's failed. And a place where I was able to give the kittens, but they were concerned about taking them because of how I have been failing with their litter training.

The tornado dreams always happen during times of big stress, like my job right now. Same with the kittens. Still don't know why the fuck I keep dreaming about Al. Wish I could just get lucid on one of them, then I could just fuck him and be done with it.

Oh and last night the one where Jeff C. visited me and left me his penis. HAHA it stayed hard too, and I kept playing with it. It also had a condom on it.. weird

Crazy weird LD. First of all, 2 nights ago I dreamt about Michael J. from high school. Had a minor crush on him back then, but nothing huge. Never dreamt about him before. Anyway, so I WBTBed last night and went lucid at some point, can't remember exactly how, probably a DILD, and I was doing that thing where my dream eyes were closed and I was afraid to open them in case I opened my real eyes and woke up. But I had a break through. I made myself open them really slowly, and it worked! I could see my apartment, and all the furniture was wrong. And stuff was kinda blurry. I wanted more clarity so I said quietly, because I was afraid of waking myself or Chris up, "I would like some more lucidy please" and that worked too! I floated around some and looked around at all the misplaced chairs and such. Then I got bored and summoned Michael. He had a shaved head, kinda like the last time I saw him in real life. We started making out and it felt really great, but he had 2 tongues, and they were both shaped like tiny penises. I kept trying to change it with my mind, but no matter what I did, I was french kissing two little penises. I kinda didn't mind it so I just went with it. Then the dream changed and I don't remember much. I think I got some sex for a second or two, but kinda hard to remember with 2 little tongue dicks in my mouth hehe.

more tornado dreams with RCs gone bad

and a couple with Waldo and Colin from work

mmmm....Collinnnnn...

Had a Colin LD the other night that was kinda frustrating.. can't remember everything exactly, been a few days, but no double tongue penises this time

annoying stress dream about accidentally leaving Chris on the train and not being able to get back on it and so I got in another one to follow it but it turned off on some different tracks and I really panicked but in the end it was OK because Julia Roberts and some other actor were on the same train as Chris and watched him for me until I was able to get him back and I was so thankful to her that I cried and hugged her..

..weird