Altruist's (un)epic adventures

Well my recall has been bad lately,probably due to lack of sleep.I remember dreaming about picking up dog shit yesterday though.

I was walking in a mall with my friend.We met a guy from my class and his friends.Later, I was in my childhood school.My friend DCs started acting strangely and wanted to catch me and take me somewhere.I did not want that to happen.Suddenly,they stopped.One of them got a huge metal thingy full of food and threw the food on the ground.The others did the same with more food.My communist history teacher said behind me: "all that is left for us to do now is enjoy the buffet".I started eating the food that was on the ground and so did the other DCs.When I was finished,I wanted to go home with my van and right after imagining it it arrived.My physics teacher was on the van.

I played a weird 3d person action game where you shoot stuff.It looked futuristic and there were some round metal doors and stuff.In another dream,I walked around the city with some people from school and a dream girl I do not know.I remember sitting on a bench and talking to them for some time.It seems the girl used to be a boy or something, she was very pretty nonetheless.

Today I played paintball in a dream.Me and my friends weren't using any masks or protection,it seemed the paintballs were not very fast and did not hurt us.I shot my friend in the chest two times with yellow paintballs.I was trying to aim the best I could and shoot very little because I was not willing to buy extra ammo.One of the shots I missed hit a boy who was sitting in a bench.

In another dream,I fell in love with a girl I know.It felt very good and it seemed like she liked me back.But then I woke up(still inside the dream) and in "reality" she did not like me at all.Feels bad man.Also,I fapped about three times inside my dreams this night,once to furries.

Other dreams involved school,walking around with friends and stuff.At one point,I was discussing how cool it would be to go back to a club we went to once.

Grandma's house

I went to my grandma's house,the American exchange student was with me.I used the toilet but hell started when I tried to wipe my ass.It seemed like all toilet paper rolls had at least a slight shit stain on them.It was very gross and frustrating.I blamed my little cousins for that.Meanwhile,the American dude's friends were calling me a faggot or something without even knowing me.

I left the bathroom and talked to my grandma about using her toilet (to see if I could find clean toilet paper).She was ok with it it seemed.I entered a room full of rugs and got one for no reason at all.I then saw my self putting toilet paper on the toilet.Hurr durr.

In another dream,I looked myself in the mirror and smiled.My teeth were slightly crooked,but enough to displease me.I blamed that on the Karate training and declared I would stop training.There was also a girl in the bathroom I think,it seems like she found my condition funny.

I woke up,glad my teeth were okay.

I had some dreams with assassin's creed and some weird number stuff.

Trapped at underground metro station

I was in a school or something.I was wielding two weapons,both of which had special attacks (I could see the green special attack bar).I used my dagger's special attack repeatedly and ended up breaking the floor and falling into an underground metro station.Even though the lights were on and it did not seem very abandoned,it was clear that it was not operational.There was no way out.Two guys arrived shortly after.I can't remember how they got there but they were also trapped.To escape,we entered an elevator.During the ride up,I felt drowsy and weird,I said something like "oh,it's that feeling of when I'm confined in small places".

In another dream,I arrived by car at my house.My friend was there and he was mocking me for something.

In today's dream,a dude was trying to talk about algae in front of class but people didn't show much interest.Then my friend tried to talk about the algae groups in front of class but people didn't respect him either.He was very mad now.He rushed to the back of the class and threw my other friend's iPod to the ground.No special reaction could be noticed on him.

Minecraft, party and the other reality

Today plenty of my dream time was devoted to playing Minecraft.Everything seemed just like the real game,but there were zombies in the sun during the day.Also,I was in some kind of city,which looked like it was made of cobblestone.I built some metal rails (not minecart rails) to put on the street so that I wouldn't fall on a lava pit.

I also remember going to a party.It was in my neighborhood so I went by foot.I can't remember what happened there very clearly.I went back home quite late at night.

There was also a part were I'm on the computer,not sure if it was after the Minecraft part or not.I remember seeing a landscape on Runescape,with mountains rendered far into the distance.I thought to myself something like "woah,they must have added skyboxes already".Then I remember staring at the computer screen with a very sleepy feeling,looking at some messenger windows.The screen felt too bright.I looked and the clock and it ready "19:23" or something like that.I thought "oh I should be sleeping" and went to sleep.

As I went to sleep in my dream life,I woke up in this one.It caused a little bit of confusion but I managed to get over it.

Tests and theme park

I remember going to places with people from school.On one part,it was night and the bus was heading home.I wasn't in it when it started going and I had to run to catch it.Then,I was alone with a girl I know, and we talked a little.I think I ended up tearing another girl's head off for some reason.I also did some tests in a classroom.After the part where I find a severed head,I see a weird poster from the 90s with a green character that resembles The mask.I enter a tube for some sort of rollercoaster like ride.

Medieval chase

I was on top of a wall.Looking down on one side of it,there were was someone preaching to other people.On the other side, there was one of them on some sort of pedestal talking to the others.These people were very short and their faces were hidden my metal helmets.They were also wearing chain mails.I assumed the one on the pedestal was some sort of king.He probably noticed I was much taller than them and declared "no one shall stand higher than the king" or something similar.They all started chasing me.

While running,a dude from my class appeared and we started talking.He told me something about his step mother making him have sex with a horse.He entered into details about how it felt,and told me that the horse's pussy was kind of loose.We came to a wall and ran up it like pro free runners.There was a group of people talking and he joined them.

Saturday school and ghost

I going through my usual morning routine,but in the dream it was saturday.I did a bunch of stuff and my mom and dad talked to me.At one point,while upstairs,I noticed there was something weird going on.I can't really recall what it was,I think some paintings had changed places or something.I told my dad about it but he did not care at all.I was very very scared and dreaded looking at dark rooms.I'm not sure if I saw a ghost at any point in the dream.

City and cellphone message

I was going around in the city with my mom.The buildings were tall and their shadows covered the whole place but it felt very cosy.I entered a bookstore and looked at a video game shelf.I saw Fallout 3 for sale,took it,read its back and put it back in place.My mom was annoyed by the door on her way out for some reason.

Then I am walking alone and there is a huge crowd.While passing through it,a random girl hands me a cellphone with a message in it that says "for Mary" (invented name).I entered a room and left it on the kitchen balcony.Mary was a pretty blue eyed girl from school who apparently was living in the same apartment as me in the dream.

An annoying kid who used top be in my school appeared to haunt me in my dreams.He kept trying to tart a conversation,talking about his 4 Nintendo DSs and his games.Meanwhile,I tried to find some other people in the house,who were actually my friends.

I was playing Bioshock in my dream.Every time I died I had to go all the way back to the place I were, it was kind of annoyed but at least the enemies didn't respawn.I remember seeing a big daddy corpse and thinking about using it as a projectile with telekinesis to hit other enemies

In my dream,I was playing Fallout 3.It was kind of nightmarish because there were mutated creatures jumping at me in the dark.The scenario was like a city,and I also think there was some kind of plot.There were flying motorcycles and cars.

S look-alike and ghost people

I was at my old school.I saw a girl from my current school who I think kind of looks like S.My drunk dream self thought she really was S,and so I called out her name with a smile stamped on my face.She continued walking,giving me a strange stare.I felt slightly embaressed I think,but nothing depressing.I entered a classroom,where a black dude from my school was talking to another guy.They told me to leave.:(

In another dream,I was in a big room which I think was supposed to be my house.My friend was talking to me about how we were going to have 7 tests tomorrow.Meanwhile,two persons were outside the window staring inside.They looked like they were interested in something,it was not all that creepy,but they stared right through me,as if I wasn't there.Talking to them did nothing either.

In another dream,I went to my friend's house a played videogames.

Rage and impolite people

I was in my old classroom, and for some reason I was angry with a guy.I'm not sure because he looked different from the real one,but I think it was Aphonse.I could feel the anger building up slowly inside me,and I was looking at him walk around out of the corner of my eyes,planning on attacking him while I was sitting down.Finally,I got up and delivered a kick to his face which hurt his nose,making it bleed badly.I tried to punch him I think,then he tried to kick me but I managed to catch his foot and make him lose his balance.The pain his nose was causing him seemed unbearable,and he turned his face away.

After some time,I just stopped.I had a weird feeling.Differently from reality,the people in the classroom didn't for a crowd to cheer the fight.They were voicing their opinion,saying that they did not like what we were doing.I felt like shit.I kept walking around thinking about it.It was like my super-ego was criticizing my actions with full force.This feeling and the act of thinking about it carried out into other dreams and all through the night.I only realized it was just a dream when I was having breakfast.

In another dream,my parents had invited some people over to have lunch.I knew they weren't wealthy.A woman came in holding a little kid.She was fat.She asked: "So,what do you want?".Most people on her family acted like that,but another fat woman seemed more friendly.I also saw her husband eating something.

An image from a dream came into my head just now,it was from a dream involving a pool or something.

This dream had an actual plot but I can only remember the ending.In the end,a city is saved by Superman or a very similar guy.Apparently,there is a blackout going on since I can only see candle lights in the houses while I fly.I get closer to one of them,it looks like a house from a small snowy town,its roof was triangular and went as low as the ground.The woman outside was using a saint shaped candle and the inside of the house was dark.My sister appeared out of nowhere and sat on a sofa in the house.

Videogame mixture

Before waking up,I had a dream in which I was playing videogames online with friends.It started as Minecraft,it was night and the place ahd lots of blocks of sand.I was climbing something and getting sand blocks with my hands while also running away from something.I climbed some sort concrete anti bomb shelter and started throwing rocks and shooting some zombies and creatures who were attacking my friends.I was able to use the Fallout 3 VATS system to throw rocks at them.It was not very effective and my friends were slightly angry.Then it turned into a full 3D (not a side-scroller) Megaman game.I was playing as Zero, and my friends with Megaman and an unrecognizable character.

We got to a boss.We were on some kind of flying platform,it was night and I think there was a lightning storm going on.As Zero,I could transform temporarily in some kind of uber form,creating wings and roller blades on my boots.I also got faster I think.With some effort we beat the boss, which I think looked like a Transformer.I felt a pretty epic feeling of achievement and woke up.

Theme park and One Piece

Today I went to a theme park in my dreams.I kept thinking it was real all through the night.I there was a fores-like entrance and my mom kept some Doritos on plastic bags on a fridge.There was also a competition going on.I was divided between enjoying the rides and participating the competitions,but I ended up using the whole day participating the competition and not going to even one single ride.On my way out,there was some kind of futuristic lounge where there was a family with a baby talking about how awesome the day had been.The place was whitey and I think there was a big aquarium on the room.

I also had some dreams about One Piece,featuring the first episode.There were some different things about it,like a creepy bearded giant dude emerging from the ocean and threatening me.At one point,I fell in the ocean and couldn't swim,but I was saved by a crew mate.

EDIT: Holy shit I just recalled another dream while looking at some images.I dreamt I was playing Brink,a game that apparently was released recently.I had mediocre fun doing it.I was in some kind of blue and white facility and there were game mechanics like stealth.

I was driving my dad's car somewhere to have lunch.The road was shitty and there were cars driving the wrong way,making it quite dangerous.I turned right before the right entrance and it turned out I would have to drive through a rundown neighborhood to get to the restaurant.Feels bad man.

Restaurant lols

I was in my bathroom when my friend's girlfriend showed up.She acted kind of hyper.After a while,we went into a restaurant with some people.She was wearing a costume I think,and then my friend arrived,also wearing a costume.His hair was black and straight,and he carried a bazooka-like thing and wore samurai clothing.

We had dinner but when we were finished I realized I had forgotten my wallet.I went back home (dream home,since the place was totally alien to me,it was like a farm house and the restaurant was just a few steps away) to get my wallet.When I came back,the restaurant's owner was mad for some reason.He showed me a paper which I assume was the bill,I read "$106,00".I started taking money out of my wallet,but as aways,my dream math skills are unhelpful,and I was holding about 300 bucks to give him.I knew that was wrong and kept trying to count it again.The owner was getting impatient,I had a feeling he owned slaves for some reason.

Mr Jenkin's house and power

It was night,I was wandering aimlessly near some sports courts on my neighborhood.I was thinking about illegal immigration of mexicans to the US,and suddenly a guy started running and jumping walls.Another guy started chasing him.I helped the guy who was running by confusing the chaser.Eventually,he gave up atampering with me,don't you?".I said: "well,I really was once,when I was a kid, or at least as much of an asshole".He denied this idea,and told me persuasion was necessary to conquer power.

An old man was at a window looking at us.The guy who was with me said something like "oh,thats Mr Jenkins,a great guy".I was too caught up in my thoughts to pay attention to were I was going.We were now inside a house and the guy was examining a Sega Genesis controller on the floor.I wondered where I was and looked to my left,only to be surprised by the old man Jenkins looking at me.I told the guy about it and he started running.He escaped the house by jumping out a ridiculously small window.I tried to do the same but the dream physics didn't help.I woke up.

Mr Jenkin's house and power

It was night,I was wandering aimlessly near some sports courts on my neighborhood.I was thinking about illegal immigration of mexicans to the US,and suddenly a guy started running and jumping walls.Another guy started chasing him.I helped the guy who was running by confusing the chaser.Eventually,he gave up and started walking with me.At one point,he said something like"you wish you were as powerful as I am,don't you?".I said: "well,I really was once,when I was a kid, or at least as much of an asshole".He denied this idea,and told me persuasion was necessary to conquer power.

An old man was at a window looking at us.The guy who was with me said something like "oh,thats Mr Jenkins,a great guy".I was too caught up in my thoughts to pay attention to were I was going.We were now inside a house and the guy was examining a Sega Genesis controller on the floor.I wondered where I was and looked to my left,only to be surprised by the old man Jenkins looking at me.I told the guy about it and he started running.He escaped the house by jumping out a ridiculously small window.The fear of being caught and punished for trespassing took over me and I tried to jump out the same window but the dream physics didn't help.I woke up.

North Korea is best Korea

The post I was writing was erased because I refreshed the page or something,but I'm not that mad.Anyways,in this dream I was some kind of agent assigned to kill the North Korean dictator.I had some arab allies and an informant.At one point,they gave me a big gray sniper rifle with a badass heat sensitive scope.Had never used before decent guns in lucid dreams,let alone in normal ones.I remember hiding behind a van with some arab allies.At some point,I found the target and aimed at him,but to my surprise he starte dbeing shot by his own men.He vomited some blood and fell on the floor.

He somehow survived that and I was now alone with him in a room,struggling to escape his neck lock.I had that typical fear of dying,since I was still with my rifle and I was afraid he took it from me and shot me.I delivered a few melee attacks and managed to shoot him a few times,but he was like a freaking zombie,probably because I didn't know it was a dream and so didn't use dream control mechanics such as expectation.

I was now in the same room but the fucker was gone.I sat on a bed and talked to my informant,who had some accent.I can't exactly recall what I talked about,but he asked me if I wanted him to get someone else to do the job or something.My karate sensei started talking to us and the rest was just random small talk.

In today's dream,my biology teacher could speak french and talked about studying so that when you're about 80 you can have 160 IQ points.There was also some sort of fighting ring in my street,which is a funny coincidence,because a lot of fights happened in my school today.