Altruist's (un)epic adventures

Virtual reality

I was fully immersed in what I deduct was a virtual reality game.I had about two companions with me and we had to kill some worms monsters that could eat you whole and alive.I was reminded of Abe's Exoddus because there were worms in that game that could swallow you whole too,and I always found that concept particularly frightening.I think we had guns.While we were fighting the creatures off,I would always manage to get my limbs sawed off.I couldn't feel pain,but watching the scene was quite disturbing.When I lost my leg,I wondered if I could replace it with a wooden one.I talked to my friends to see if we could fix that,maybe by loading another saved game but they wanted to continue to the end.I even fell on the floor because I could not stand on one leg.

Wine=honey

I was going around the city with my ultra-conservative friend on some sort of round bus.While I watched the scenery,I drank a bottle of wine my friend gave me.I thought of it as wine but it really looked like a bottle full of honey.I asked him if his his definition of "communist" was "someone who doesn't support death penalty" and he answered "yes".I was slightly angered by that.

We went to school and he broke his bottle in order to hide it.I continued drinking my "wine" innocently without worrying about being banned from school.I eventually started to worry about that and realized I had a biology exam coming up in the next hour.

False awakening

I woke up at 4:37 am and I ended up falling back asleep.I dreamed I couldn't get to sleep for some time and then heard a car noise outside.Some people from my class were leaving my house to go to a party (I assume they lived with me in the dream).I eventually got up and went to my sister's room,where some people were playing loud music.It looked like it was morning now.They did not like my presence.I went back to my room to charge my cellphone and my parents arrived.



In another dream,I accidentally shaved my eyebrows.My face looked horrible and I was worried the hair wouldn't grow back

I another dream,I went to a party.I can't remember much about this dream,I wonder if it had something to do with becoming alpha as fuck.

In another dream,my dog transformed into my deceased dog back and forth.She was very very skinny and was shaking.I itched my eyes to confirm what I was seeing but she changed back.Then she became my old dog again and started multiplying.What the hell.

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I dreamt I somehow got a blue tang.I kept it out of the water for some time and was afraid its eyes would dry out and it would die due to lack of oxygen.I tried to wet it up a bit and eventually put it in a jar of water or something.There was more to it but I can't remember.

I dreamt I was in the car with my mom and she somehow managed to get it on top of a rock near the ocean.I got out of the car and started talking about how I didn't like it when she drives fast and stuff.She assures me that the car is not going to fall into the ocean and shortly after that, it does.We called a crane car(not sure what its called) to get it out of the water.We later came back to the beach and it was like a farm,with milk cows and other things.People from my gym seemed to be the owners,and I think I was wearing a special glove to milk cows.

Minecraft worldwide

I was looking at a holographic representation of the planet.I think there was a Minecraft version of Earth.I clicked at some place I thought was China called "katawa" in order to teleport there.There were also some "zombie" dots on the globe.There I found a gigantic cave with waterfalls,it was beautiful.Before I could set it as a home to teleport to it later,though, three Creepers found me and I was exploded.I also remember seeing something constructed with glowstone and seeing my avatar as a Creeper with a lava texture.


In another dream,I had to take some decisions in a meeting room with lots of rows of tables.I was the head of a corporation or something,my friend was there.

I was feeling a bit fuzzy because of some 70s songs before going to sleep and that was reflected on my dreams.I dreamt of a girl I liked last year.We were on a classroom.She was with some friends and I got to talk to them.The dream felt laid back and they were friendly.I said something about looking fit despite using baggy clothing.They saw my arm and asked me if I had been losing fights,since its was kind of bruised.

In another dream,a huge lipped dude from my class was trying to pick a fight with me by throwing me on the ground.He tried to kick my legs up so that I would lose balance but I was resisting.

In another dream,my sister was showing me some photos on her laptop.They were pictures of my cousins or something.

In another dream,my sister's boyfriend was going to explain me how some devices like pumps worked.He told me the lungs were a biological pump.There were models of machines and things draw on his notebook.I can't remember much,unfortunately.

In a dream (yesterday) I visited some grammar museum and grammar rules flooded my mind as I talked to the curator.There was then some kind of conspiracy about the police being too violent.

In another dream (yesterday) I was in some twisted version of the cartoon "Courage the Cowardly Dog",where Jews were being persecuted.The characters told me something about "ripping Jews apart" and other things.It was slightly disturbing,but I was getting into the same mindset as the rest of the creatures in the dream.

Some days ago I also dreamt a girl from my school published something on a newspaper as a prank or something and then I (or was it her?) got famous instantly.

I had also dreamt I was on a bakery store with someone else.A nerdy guy was with a hot girl and I started whether she was his girlfriend or his sister.I looked at a mural on the wall and saw a 90s show name,something among the lines of "[girl name]'s world".

In another dream I was in some sort of ancient civilization/Egypt setting were poor people had to carry the nobles on their backs.I was following some kind of protagonist into a palace.

I dreamt I went to my friend's apartment and played some racing video games.He wasn't there with me at the time but I had the feeling he was going to arrive soon or something

Last week,I dreamt my friend had some nude pictures on her facebook page.Her pussy was slightly hairy.Felt good man.

Minecraft stadium

Yesterday I had a dream with some plot about my friend controlling a minecraft world.The dream was long and meaningful,but I can't remember it properly now,I regret not recording it yesterday morning.I think my friend had a fight with another friend.I remember building a huge squary thing near the sea.There was an area were the sea kind of fell into a cobblestone hole.I fell into the hole and saw about 6 iron ores and other stuff I could mine.

Empty school bus

The alarm rang and I started getting myself ready for school.I was thinking about which shirt to wear and I decided it would be neat to go with the Hard Rock Café one.I got dressed in my gym shirt and entered the school bus.As it stopped at the other kid's houses, I started becoming aware that no one was going to school at all,it felt kind of funny,good maybe.The dream was very dark,since I wake up early in the morning,before sunrise.

Friendzoned on Facebook

A girl I know made a post on Facebook talking about me.She said I couldn't spell "Anarchy" right and also said something about me being funny and friendly.I could detect a slightly butt hurt tone to the message and I also instantly got the feeling I had been put in the friend zone.It felt kind of bad.

Age of Mythology pressure

During a match of Age of Mythology,I suddenly realized the enemy had his titan ready to attack and I had 5 minutes before he reached me.I translated that into "300 seconds" and became more engaged with the game.I was getting impatient,since my builders were very inefficient and the process of building and upgrading walls did not seem to depend entirely on me.There were wall-less gaps and parts without gates/doors.Still in the same dream theme I believe,I was in a orange ish place with stairs where I had to collect points.I had at least two other friends with the same task,but I was getting angry since they weren't as efficient as me.

Greeting people

I was at my house.Lots of people arrived.Some were friends,some were just my friend's relatives.I kind of felt overwhelmed by the amount of people in my kitchen and the social obligation to shake hands with them all.An emo green eyed girl from school was there.

Retarded printer

I was at my friend's house.I was trying to print something but the printer kept saying it didn't have enough paper or ink or something.Also,I had to put in each piece of paper individually,which was sort of annoying.On my way to leaving the room I saw a technician/engineer guy who had come to fix something.My friend's dad was also there.In another room,my friends were playing rock band.

Going to the doctor

After waking up due to inability to breath and going back to sleep,I dreamt I was asking my mom to take me to the doctor.It was day.I got in the car,my black haired friend was there.I noticed my dog had escaped or something like that.

Delinquent school

In my dream I went to a school that in real life has a fame of being a nest of lazy rich kids who don't like studying.As I approached the entrance,in some kind of open air corridor,there were lots of people on top of walls and some boys were dry humping each other.I think there was music playing,probably.I went to the bathroom to take a piss and my friend was right next to me.That made me uncomfortable,and he then said something like "I'd rather I didn't see that".I was glad he did not like it and then realized there were also girls in the bathroom,including a blue eyed girl with neat hair from my school.I protested,asking why the school didn't have separate toilets for boys and girls.Some teacher/school authority who was a woman accused me of sexism and a long debate between me and her was started.Those people were all crazy.

Wooden bus

I was going somewhere on top of a "bus".What I called a bus in the dream was actually a big wooden board mounted on wheels.It didn't even have seats or things to hold on to,so it was difficult to keep your balance.For most of the trip,I kept myself sat down so as to not fall on my face due to inertia.The "bus" stopped at a house,through a window,I could see two girl watching an old television.That led me to think about how much money they had.They were going to a wedding or something,there was also a little boy.

False awakening night

I woke up and looked outside my window.The sun was setting.I was totally confused and was getting desperate.Had I spent the whole day sleeping?I looked at my digital watch and it was like 7:04 PM but I remember seeing it change later.As I woke up to the real world,I gradually remembered who I was,what day of the week it was and the time.

Minecarft hydroelectricity

I was playing Minecraft when I thought about building a model of a hydroelectricity power plant inside the game and show it to my geography teacher (either that,or he asked me to do it).I thought about using a few buckets of water to simulate the torrent going through the turbines and setting up a dirt barricade or something.

Animal running

I was in the city,inside the school bus.I got out when it stopped at the traffic light because I thought I could run faster than it and then catch up with it later.For some reason I now wanted to go back inside,but the traffic lights turned green.I started running to reach it but it was faster.I did not want to be lost in the city with no car,money or cellphone.I spotted my mom walking with a gray cloak in the distance so I started running towards her.After some running,I started using my arms as well as my legs to kick the ground backwards and project me forwards.I was going really fast,dodging trees and people on the sidewalk.I reach my mom.Awww yeah.

Sea Battle

There were some people and monsters on ships having a fight,some of them had superpowers like the ones from one piece and were unable to swim.I remember seeing a ship being destroyed and two guys falling in the water.Then,there was some sort of ancient corpse in a white plastic coffin.Some indians told me it was their god or something.My physics teacher did something and earned himself the right to become a god.He entered the coffin and the indiands started doing something to his head,attaching some dreads or something like that.

New dog

I had a new dog,which stayed inside my house rather than on the backyard.It was a I can't really name its breed,but I would have called the dog Bernard.My old dog kind of did not like it,and I did not let the two come in contact because I was afraid it would be torn apart.It was bigger than a puppy but not fully grown.In the dream,I thought my other old dog was still alive,but sick.I remember skipping class for several days and going to sleep with a box in my room(?).

Indigenous invasion and soccer game

I was in a forested area,inside a small house.Before leaving,I had some sort of paranoid drive to lock all doors because there were some native people of the forest who could invade it and steal stuff.I entered a boy's car.During the trip,he told he dad he had to replace something he had lost,some electrical component maybe.

I was dropped off at a club's sports court,now with a friend.I told him I knew that place and went to seat on the bleachers to what the game.Some jock dudes were playing with colorful uniforms.After some time I was inside the game myself,playing on the green team.We wore glasses while playing,for some reason.My motor coordination dream skills were sharp as usual,which made me embarass myself before the team and the crowd.The ball seemed to have the American flag painted on it.The game was over and I was talking to my friend,Breathing through my mouth.There was a girl next to him and she seemed to be hitting on me.

I dreamt I was hanging out with some friends and suddenly my friend's mom told me my grandma had died.I stopped for a moment to think on how I felt about it.Not much.

I dreamt I was on a beach.I looked for my friend and there was a guy who kind of looked like him the the bar counter.At one point,I jumped deep into the sea and then came out flying at rocket speed.It was pretty fun.I also had some dream about a 80s music show and one about my friend playing The Sims until 3 AM but I can't recall them fully now because I only wrote keywords in the morning and now this doesn't bring back anything to me.

In the morning, I wrote some keywords on my improvised physical dream diary that don't make any sense now.One talks about a skunk asking me for Mie Na Sie's Facebook passwords on a theme park I called "loland".Then there's something about a hipster cartoon with a teen age girl as the protagonist.At least I still have some full dreams.

Mall fight

Someone who didn't like me in my class,a nerdy guy probably, had set up a trap for me.They invited me somewhere so they could beat me up.The guy's who were trying to hit me were all douchebags who think they're attractive just because they wear polo shirts or white shirts with a V collar.I beat the shit out of them.I remember seeing blood on a guy's face.It was very satisfying because not only were they cowards for attacking me in groups,they were also the retards I have pent up anger with.When I was finished,I felt guilt and some people were angry at me for some reason.Some girl said something like "at least you still have about 10 friends".I'm not sure if I killed them or not.Felt bad man.

Cars and asian gang

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I was in my neighbourhood.My parents had left for the weekend I think,and I had the car keys.I could control one of the cars with a radio control,as if it were a toy.It was very hard though,and at one point some red neck dumbass started shouting at me while I was trying to park it.I tried to explain to him that it was hard but he wouldn't listen.He was rambling on about his family being put in danger by me or something.That made me mad.I also saw a truck at one point too.

In another scene,an asian gang of guys who all looked the same came out of their house.This is not prejudice,they really did look the same,with their red and black gym shorts and spiked hair.I was very nervous around them,I'm not sure if they bullied me around.They wanted to put a Basset Hound dog inside my car.I did not give them the keys,but I opened my car for them to do so.They were laughing the whole time.What the hell.

Bioshock 2 cannon

I was playing Bioshock 2 but instead of having a spear gun I had a cannon mounted on my right shoulder.It was made of wood and ornated with golden things,it looked kind of like a pistol from the pirate era,but it was a cannon.As it was Bioshock,I had three types of ammo.One of them was explosive cannonballs.I fired it at some turrets but it wasn't very effective.

In another dream,I was on a rollercoaster with my friend.The metal bars that kept us on the car were kind of loose.I had to hold myself not to fly out of the car.My friend did not manage to do the same and fell.

Rich dude's house

I went to a rich guy's house,he lived in my neighbourhood I believe.I went there with my mom,she was taking something to him or had been assigned a job maybe.The guy had medium length hair,it looked like it had been burnt by a hair straightener.He was married to a good looking woman and looked slightly miserable the whole time we were there.I'm not poor,but the guy was so freaking rich it made me ashamed of wearing band shirts and basic clothing.I felt like a bum when compared to him.

His house was gorgeous,with ornate wooden parts,red carpets and crystal chandeliers.There were also water fountains and a huge ass backyard.I had lunch there,ate some pasta like thingy.At one point,when we were still at the table,part of his hair fell off his head,revealing a quite big piece of bald skin on the middle of his head.He now looked like my physics teacher and considerably happier.The hair that fell was probably a wig.

I went outside where a woman was doing some laundry.Some guys were provoking her.Everything went minecraft-ish (blocky,really) and the dad clownfish from Finding Nemo started talking to me,giving me hints on chopping a nearby yew tree.There was also a water stream near the tree.I built something that seemed to be a black disc that clipped through the tree.On my way back home,I saw what I thought was my aunt's house.It was HUGE and curved.It's hard to explain this in words.

Party with creepy people,bathroom

I dreamt I was at my former school's toilets,taking a piss.There was a girl inside the boy's toilet,a blond girl I had a crush on last year.She was with another guy I think.Outside,there was some sort of social gathering,not sure if a party.There was a girl I was attracted to and some creepy people from my school.

First person Runescape

I was playing Runescape,but it was in first person.The game had some pretty neat textures and an impressive lava animation.I was walking around some kind of dungeon,killing scorpions,a friend from school was watching me play.I explained him some stuff about the game as I played.At one point,I saw some Runescape Classic sprites wioth quest capes and wondered if there were skill capes in Classic.I convinced myself there were.

Gory torture

I would rather not have dreamt this.A woman was killed and a man kept doing things to what was left of the body.He cut it's head off,then soaked it in chemicals,then beat it a bit.It seemed like the guy would never run out of ideas,and I was constantly afraid it could get more graphic (it wasn't as bad as it could be).At some point,the severed head started talking,lamenting on it's situation I believe.Creepy shit.

USA grocery store

I went to the USA,presumably on an student exchange program.I went to a grocery store to get something and talked to the cashier woman for some time.She told me some people were living with less than 20 dollars a month over there.It kind of shocked me,I thought about the price of my Runescape membership and reflected on it.A girl from my class was there,she was staying with a family of black people.I got some milk but could not decide whether I really wanted to buy it or not so I just stood there for some time.There were lots of elderly people there.

Invisible dogs

I was at my childhood school,where a dude from my school and an unknown blond girl were walking their dogs.The weird thing was,some of their dogs were invisible,I could only see the dog's collar floating around.Even though I didn't get to see her face,I had intuition that the girl was very pretty.I wondered if she was the dude's girlfriend.

Van trip

I was on a van trip with some friends.There was at least one chick from the USA in the van.This USA theme seems to be recurring.We went to an emporium and got some kind of root that made beer taste better.I soaked it in a cup of beer and asked my friend/the emporium staff guy if I was doing it right.He went mad and told me to put it in a blender and turn 18 first.

In another dream,I was at my childhood school.I observed my former friends as they minded their own business.I was sad because they weren't my friends anymore.I observed I could still recognize some old traits in them.

Friend at school

A friend I kind of have a crush on was at my school.Some friends were mocking me,asking if she was my girlfriend,it was slightly embarassing.She became friends with a girl I was supposed to know.It was physics class and I was copying a tree on my notebook.The overall dream feeling and atmosphere felt good.

USA chef and Minecraft

This USA theme has been showing up in my dreams for about 4 days now.I wonder why.I was supposedly in the USA,but it was really just my aunt's kitchen.A woman talked to me.She was friendly,but she corrected my pronunciation of the word "going".It sounded like I was saying "GOH-ING".I gave some excuse for that,I said my throat hurt because I had been sick lately.

She left.There was now a man sitting on a chair,with a book.He was from my country but I think he had American citizenship.He was a chef and he sounded like he wanted to kill me for some reason.The "Minecraft" part of the dream is about seeing some parts of the kitchen as blocks I could replace and build on,probably just tetris effect from me enjoying the game too much.

Air fight and hanging

There was some kind of battle going on.I had two bros who were on my team and we had some nice planes with guns.I remember flying around and seeing one of my partners being shot down.On the ground,I saw my 2nd degree cousin trying to hang himself,being hanged by my team mates.He never seemed to die though,he closed his eyes but would always let a grunt out or scratch his neck near the rope.Slightly disturbing.

The USA is calling to you...join us :)

Anyway, I like reading your dreams. Keep it up!

Hah,I'll think about it :shadewink:.I'm glad you like reading them :D

Operational system at sea

I was at the beach with a friend.I ran towards the sea and for some reason I thought I could control things while at sea,it was some sort of virtual reality program.I was extremely excited with the idea of total control so I made myself invisible.I played around a little,swimming through groups of people trying not to be detected.The people around me kind of noticed there was something wrong,but never looked directly at me.

In another part,waves were constantly hitting me in the face,and as I was wiping it another wave hit me.I wasn't able to open my eyes due to waves constantly hitting me in the face.

Elevator at school

There was some sort of event going on at school.I was just walking around,a bit confused.I entered a library,some women were working at computers.I stood still and thought about were to go next.I walked around some more and entered an elevator with a glass that let me see the floor below.I saw my philosophy teacher gazing at me,she was kind of mad,as usual.

Mall air duct system

Again,the USA theme persists.I was at a mall and some super intelligent tey.alking babies were using the air conditioning systems to navigate the place.I said they would never be able to do that if they were in my country,since the tubes are different.The dream felt kind of claustrophobic,going through small rectangular metal "halls".


Before waking up,I had an image of Woody,from Toy Story engraved in my head.I tried to recall a full dream but I couldn't.

Had some precognitive dream where I saw a a crunchy,tasty,pizza flavoured thingy on my kitchen's table.I woke up and my dad told me to go and get it from the car.AWW YEAH.

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Originally Posted by Epic Altruist

Before waking up,I had an image of Woody,from Toy Story engraved in my head.I tried to recall a full dream but I couldn't.

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I had a dream involving Woody too!