In light of me being really bored: I declare this my official greeting.
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Hello, new people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm ExoByte; you can call me Exo. I'm one of few people greeting on this board.

The rays of sunshine who run this Forum are Seeker and Icedawk. They run the whole forum, so unfortunately they're usually much too busy to deal with you. I am a bored... certified member with a double specialty of greeting and picking off newbies. I am also the only member currently on this board who is forced to be here against his will(Not really, but just go with it). But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Blue Light. Speaking of which, this is my posting colour. It's mine! You can't have it! If you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this : this is a sniper. It's also mine! You can't have it either! And no, I do not have a people problem, I am just a bored blue-posting user. But who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm drugged and too stoned to tell. So... who wants me? (Aye1)

And who would rather wait for one of the other guys?(Aye2)