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ok for years my dreaming has bled into my reality. for example i broke my left ankle and while i was waiting to go to the hospital i kept falling asleep on my friends couch. i kept dreaming i was driving a standard and everytime i pressed the clutch i did so in real life too leading to intense pain. also very often while sleeping i can feel myself urinating. from the first release to the feeling of finishing but as i wake im dry.

here is the worst ive had. i had a very vivid dream that there was a killer porcupine attacking my city and i had to find it and kill it in the local forest. well i go out dressed as rambo and set up camp complete with tent, fire, and sleeping bag. in my dream i fell asleep on my left side (same position as i was in bed). i felt a presence and in my dream i opened my eyes to see directly between me and the campfire was the porcupine which i punched. well in real life i had also opened my eyes and between me and the outside streetlight ( i lived on the third floor) was my wife's head which i punched. she woke up screaming and i told her "go back to bed i thought you were a porcupine"

What the heck is wrong with me???