Well, I'm not really that new. I joined a year ago and participated in the monthly lucid task. I was so excited that I completed the task, and ended up having a very memorable dream and lucid dream experience... However, the dream ended up being too explicit and I got banned because I got a little too detailed in describing certain things that happened. My heart was broken and I was literally bummed out for months afterward. This time I'll be very careful not to go into such detail with certain dreams. I hate censoring myself, but like this site very much so I'll do so when need be.

My screen name comes from a dream I had about a comic book character named "Red Hot Lard Man". What made it funny was that RHLM was a thin balding guy, whose name didn't fit him at all.