Says God

[A Lost Soul]

I happened upon this site on my internet travels and I thought it was amusing and kind of cute. Thus, I am sharing. http://www.saysgod.com/

[will.i.am]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *adds to favorites*

[Seeker]

One that wasn't on there that I kind of get a chuckle out of is: Contrary to popular belief, God's last name is not damn!

[will.i.am]

your right, its damn-it

[Lucius]

What a silly stuff..lol, hard core christians would probally be feel offended by this lol ^_^ but I gues its kinda funny

[Erfeyah]

[nerve]

*shrugs* I didn't think they were funny. not because I was offended, I'm not offended easily. I just didn't think they were funny.

[Lowercase Society]

lol...who was bored enough to do that? Today, everything was fine. Until roundabout, quarter to nine, I suddenly found myself in a bind. Was it something I said? Something I read an manifested that's getting you down.[/b]

[nightowl]

Those were pretty amusing. Those are the kind of things that would piss off my parents. :bravo:

[phantasy]

Meh...It depends who mean by 'God' and what terms you are with. I thought some were okay, but not too funny. Too sacraligious I suppose. ------------------------------ Sacraligious? Delicious! Yum!

[YULAW]

You know whats funny about that whole thing. If you look hard enough it says All Words Inspired By Satan! Guess his followers would get a kick out of it. One things for sure we are easy.

[A Lost Soul]

No sacrilege meant, I promise, and it was meant in good spirit. I liked the lines, "You'd better have stopped fighting by the time I get back or you're all grounded" and, "I don't care who started it, just stop it." I may not be Christian, but I believe that your God probably doesn't condone all the fighting done in his name. That's why I found those two statements rather poignant. There's a church that I pass by on the way to work. They always have a sign out with little inspirational quotes and such. They have a great sense of humor as well. I once drove by to see this on their sign: Don't make me come down there. -God And then there are some with a sense of humor that they don't even know about yet... I'm sure they didn't realize what it might look like.

[KalmaH]

That was interesting... not offensive at all. Some of them actually make sense to me. I have a theory, that this earth IS billions of years old, but also that God created it... yes with a Big Bang. Supposedly he created the universe in 7 days, ask yourself, to an eternal being what is time. I believe many of the Bible's translations were wrong. From Hebrew to Latin to Greek to German... somewhere along the line, there is bound to be a mistake in translation, and I believe one of those mistakes was that seven day thing.

[Berserk Exodus]

Originally posted by A Lost Soul with a sense of humor that they don't even know about yet... I'm sure they didn't realize what it might look like. I don't know... Seemed pretty honest to me.

[YULAW]

Yep depending on how your mind processes information determines the state of mind you're in. Not a Bad Test if there is one. yeah I didn't get it the first time until I started looking more in depth to it then I can see where else this could actually go.

[WerBurN]

i agree with prophetian...and alot of those quotes go along the lines of what i believe, and im pretty hardcore Christian (jus not denominational so much)...i think alot of those quotes are more directed towards those who are Christian(denominational), rather than agnostics or aetheists.

[nightowl]

[/b] I didnt get it at first either, but then I caught on. The church wants to *help* you.

[Kaniaz]

Don't make me come down there. -God [/b] Heh. [/b] 'Ooops'

[su-chan]

I think some of them have a bit of truth to them... like You can have another kid when you learn to take care of the first one. —God Some people NEED ADVICE LIKE THAT -_-

[YULAW]

Yeah either that or abolish Welfare..