Today before the Scarlet Sitting...

[nerve]

what is the craziest thing you can think of....the most absurd things in your mind...insane things...you people are lucid dreamers..surely you understand...come on people I want to FEEL insanity in here....

[Serinanth]

Whats on my mind? When am I gona wake up?

[YULAW]

Whats the most Absurded thing on my mind....Ummmm Oh yeah I got it.. You and your Lost Muffin Maker.

[phantasy]

The most absurd thing on my mind is a parody. What if the son of an evil man fell in love with a spoiled rich girl and she drove him so crazy that he realised it was his destiny to smack her? Fine....pumpkin pudding......that's absurd! Or Bush saying something intelligent for once. That's absurd too! Aliens don't kill and replace people any more. Come...on...trying to say something wierd.... help..me...

[O'nus]

Rummaging through the back of a fur harvesting warehouse.. ..skinned animals.. it's easier to extract their organs.. they do the work for you. Make a new being.. sew these parts together.. mmmm.. sexy.. ..I like skin, I like touching it with my hands.. Hair is soft and running with scissors is good for your health. Anyways, you want absurd and strange, try one of these sites: Ogrish.com *Good one here* Rotten.com Infamous, but not as bad as ogrish ...whoa mind fart.. I can't remember the other ones..[/url]

[YULAW]

Yeah I saw that Rotten.com Try Looking at those pictures while eating a bowl of Frosted Flakes.

[A Lost Soul]

You asked for it... I am the queen when it comes to insanity. Why am I looking out through these eyes? I can't see myself in five years. Why do I wake up every morning and suffer through this worthless, bland existance? What is the point? I wonder if guys sit on their nuts sometimes. How does skin keep all our insides in? It's so fragile... I wonder if I would get skinnier if I just stopped eating for, like, a month. My lizard is so cute when she's sleeping. I wish this foot would heal already. I wish I would just wake up dead one day. What is money, really? Why does it rule the world when it's a simple piece of paper? It's chilly in my room now. But it's better than a park bench outside. I wish I were smarter. I wish I were beautiful and loved. Like all my characters are. Money and politics piss me off. There is anger and pain in my heart that no one can see unless I show them, but when I show them, they don't care. hurt, hurt, hurt is so stupid and weak. Maybe I'll get better someday. Am I really such a horrible person that no one wants me? Even my own mother dislikes me. But it's ok, I dislike her too. She can't hurt me anymore. What if I turn out to be just like her someday? I'll kill myself first. Fuck that. Where's the reset button? I'm alone, a brown and dried leaf drifting on the autumn wind. Hey, I think I'll write a poem... I’ve lost my mind when will my time come? I’m losing control Who am I? I’m not who I used to be Tears Fear Utter confusion I don’t know you anymore I’m not who everyone thinks I am I'm worse I hate me More tears in dry eyes I can’t see anything Where are we going? Fantasy Reality It’s all the same to me Lost in a world I don’t remember living in I’m dead No, I am alive But why...? You are not who you used to be and it's my fault i love you hate me Nothing makes sense anymore Broken balance the tree is twisted and charred Soaked in blood and liquid souls Mirror, Mirror I don’t know Who’s staring back at me I can’t find the way home Too dark in the light To light in the dark No more tears Listen to me I’m crazy Half the time I am not afraid Stranded Alone dead, all dead and so am i Nowhere left to go can't turn back my footsteps razed the path No one can hear me Except you And you know I’m crazy but you won’t admit it As if you love this roller coaster I call life Which way is up side down Listen to me I’ve lost control my mind is not where it should be help me hate me love me kill me It’s all the same to me insanity

[A Lost Soul]

Originally posted by ShadowNightWing Yeah I saw that Rotten.com Try Looking at those pictures while eating a bowl of Frosted Flakes. I was eating mac 'n' cheese. But then again, I'm the twisted chick that is completely fascinated by forensics, serial killers, and crime scenes. Wow... that was insanity all by itself! I guess I didn't really need to write all that random shit.

[A Lost Soul]

I\'m so insane I shut everyone up! Wooo!

[Seeker]

Lost Soul, you're scaring me! Of course I hope you are inside where it is warm! It's what, about a million degrees below zero in Maine right now? I'll post some insanity in a few minutes, when I finish a webpage I have to get done this morning...

[A Lost Soul]

Actually when I drove home from work this morning (it was about 3am), it was 35 below. So yeah, it's a bit nipply outside. I could have cut glass... Oh, more random insanity: king kong, in cannes, on a date with spiderman, dan dare's sitting there, scared by the killer teddy bears, down town, mini mouse is slippin micky's in the famous grouse, while big bird spreads the word, anybody with a heart votes love. judge dredd, found dead, face down in snoopy's bed, outside, tweetie pie's, getting itchy on more supplies, meanwhile, snow white getting ready for work tonight, turning tricks with crystal tips, trying to make the best of its absurd. puppy dogs and pussy cats in suspect suicide attacks, captain kirk from planet earth fights it out with papa smurf, some phony little ponies, preying on the old and lonely, making friends, robbing them, the x men taught them everything. betty boop, tired of life, took vows,became a bride of christ, while tin tin's been playing him at caesars palace live on ice, babar kumbayahs with the mighty morphin' movie stars, as big bird spreads the word, anybody with a heart votes love

[Lowercase Society]

being a vegitarian. (only joking)

[Aphius]

Hmmm... Insanity eh? I have a great idea! Lets all go for a ride on the mystical, magical upside down sponge train! But dont forget the prophecy while you have fun! "The guitar will not shine until' the concrete turns green!" Live by those words and thou shall know thine destiny! Also the clock sitting in my shoe wont flop around with you sitting there! Damn it! stop staring! The spiders in your eyes cause me distress! eeeiighh! Aagh! Fuzz! Fuzz everywhere! My mobile phone has become a ravenous psycho hose beast! Woop weerp! Help! The doorknob has been stole from the temple! Without the sacred doorknob civilization as we know it is doomed! As they say in the great pamphlet! The seas will rise up and turn to chocolate milk and the first born in every family shall recieve a threatening letter from the government warning them that if they dont grow an afro and dye it blindingly white they shall be sent to the beach to lick the rubber off the walls of the icecream vans! Also without the sacred knob, the buscuit factories of the world will only make those buscuits that everyone always leaves until last because they suck!

[Lomebririon]

This is cool. Insanity doesn't exist when you think of it in goat-cheese terms. But seriously, i'm gonna let you off with a cornelian corncob this time. Waht culod you psolsbiy be saritng at? Copulating is considered nostalgia by many popular brands of joint ointment. SPIDERS!!!!! It makes sense if you stare at it after being kicked in the groin a dozen times. They're coming to get me! Stay away! Pharmacy phenomenon residing in a Quandong, north-westerly south easters must make you snort powdered sugar in response to heavy-petting. Though we do have to consider what w o u l d happen if we took a double barreled chainsaw to the furby that lives within all of us. There is a furby that lives withis all of us isn't there? ISN'T THERE!?!?!?!?!? You can see it too though, if you really wanted to. If only I was there when they found MC Hammer dead in his London office, maybe I could have given him a... f r u i t b a s k e t. Watch out! That fat man's support wire just broke. Theoretically, if I told you that an iceberg hit the titanic, then came back for seconds, would you blame me for it? HA HA ha hA ha HAA Ha. Alright meow, do you know how fast you were thinking back there? Well, here's a list of the elves that helped me storm the white house: Eowódë Lómelia Legiowien Anédien Unelindë Unil-Galith Caláclya Amil-Galia Eowénia Legebriwien Deladia Thralindë If that's not enough to make you stop frenching my woman, I was driving home on thursday night when I saw bright lights in the sky to the north. I blacked out, the next thing I remember was I was back home. HE CHOSE SEX WITH THE SEAL!!!!!! The graph gets worse only if it's not upside down. I can't work with all this pressure, it's crushing my lower intestines. Break dancers make better pie filling. Though you must admit I can see pretty well without those things in my eye sockets.

[Lowercase Society]

the fact that i can't escape the time i have, not with death and life, but with something else.