Tequila Sucker

[will.i.am]

My parents just came back from Arizona today. They bought me a tequila flavor sucker. It sounded good when they told me... then I saw it. Inside the sucker is a meal worm. I thought it was a joke. I turned it over to see what it was made of. It said, "Malitol syrup, Insect larva, natural, and artificial flavoring". I've been sitting here staring at it for about a half hour now. I'll see what it tastes like, one moment please... Ok, its not good. I'll indure it for as long as I can. Uh, it has a bad after taste. But I think I'll try to eat the whole thing. I wonder if the worm will be crunchy or soft. Let me clarify, the worm in an inch long! It dosen't taste at ALL like tequila. Its like eating one big worm. It smells like one too. Never the less, I'm determained to eat it so I can say I have.

[will.i.am]

the taste is getting worse.

[Truthbearer]

That really makes no sense.....A tequila sucker? I would definately not have one of those, even though I love tequila, and the worm makes it all the worst.... Just tell your parents to bring you some real tequila next time....

[ffx-dreamz]

Oh god..I hope your not serious..

[will.i.am]

Yes I am serious. I'm eating it right now, or trying at least.

[will.i.am]

I just threw up. I desided to go for the gold and just ate the whole thing. Well, now its in the sewer somewhere.

[Truthbearer]

How did the worm taste?

[ffx-dreamz]

Don't ask those kind of questions truthbearer.

[jacobo]

i love those! what part of arizona were they in?

[will.i.am]

Originally posted by Truthbearer How did the worm taste? It tasted like a fuckin' meal worm! Adidas, I'm not sure where they exactly went, my dad was down thereto get some really big award for all the work he's done. He works for GE. And as for the fact that you love those things... well I guess its an aquired taste

[KalmaH]

Never seen those, and I don't think I would try one either...

[Ev]

But what's the purpose of trying to eat a worm?

[will.i.am]

They put the worms in tequila bottles. My friend said it has something to do with the alcohol content. So I guess that's why they put it in the sucker.

[Howie]

lol - sounds like you turned out to be the sucker! How many licks did it take to get to the worm? WHOO WHOO

[jacobo]

down in mexico if you eat the worms they make you hallucinate. -- i think the ones in the suckers are just for aesthetics.

[Lowercase Society]

haha...pusssssssy.... Just jokin' man...DRINK!!!!!!!! for all of us.

[KalmaH]

Originally posted by adidas down in mexico if you eat the worms they make you hallucinate. -- i think the ones in the suckers are just for aesthetics. What worms have you been eating?

[Ev]

Ah, sweet land of mexico! So many things make you hallucinate down there...

[jacobo]

gah, i did research and found that the worm hallucinogen was a myth. worms are put into cheap tequilas because they mask the cheap flavor of the drink. and the worm that is in mezcal doesn't have any mescaline or hallucinogenic properties.[/b]

[will.i.am]

[Lowercase Society]

Originally posted by adidas gah, i did research and found that the worm hallucinogen was a myth. worms are put into cheap tequilas because they mask the cheap flavor of the drink. and the worm that is in mezcal doesn't have any mescaline or hallucinogenic properties. [/b] HAHA...thats business for ya.

[Kaniaz]

HALLUCINATION WORMS! Come in seven succulent flavours Now you too can see things that aren't really there! Just grab a mouthful of your creepy crawly friend, stuff them in your mouth and watch the pretty colors! Kid: Woah...I see stars....