4th of July Visitors

[Manifold_Time]

Lol. So I live in this cramped house in the middle of nowhere with my just my dad (my brother is never home), and my nephew and older sister and one other person wants to come out here. That's fine. There's enough room. Suddenly word spreads and everybody wants to come. Know, this is mainly family so they know how our house is and they think it's a cool idea to come out here. So now 11 people are going to be jam packed in this damn house and they were uninvited. What the fuck. This house wasn't meant for that many people. My dad had to run to the store to get food at the last second, and I spent 4 hours straight cleaning up my filth. I hate uninvited visitors.

[Inverting_world_lines]

but what you didn't know was.....You've just been pranked by some TV show that has a crappy sense of humor!!! Your 'family members' are just paid actors! You may commence issuing streams of swear words.

[Manifold_Time]

UPDATE: Well, it was a success. Almost no time was spent in the house 'cept eating. We got to see fireworks out here made by our neighborhood association. They were very professional and it's fucking amazing to see them go off right in front of you! (we were prolly 40 yards away from the laughing place). Ya, and the finale, I didn't even look at fireworks, I was too busy watching 1 million go at the same time from a small concrete square. P.S. The title is misleading, it's July 3rd!