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    1. 05-14-2007 05:27 AM #1
      Elwood
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      I though i might share something funny, and sexy.

      This is a poem someone wrote about Miranda Kerr

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      I write poem for my love that she is…




      I would love to toss her salad
      and have her toss mine
      After that I would sing her old Metallica balad
      and force feed her some wine
      then we could get drunk together
      waiting for my rod to come alive
      and then she could kiss my sack
      and have a pizza with chives.









      ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!
      Last edited by Elwood; 05-14-2007 at 05:38 AM.
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