Some random guy back in May sent me the following PM:

I think I would get along with you very well. You can be smart when you want to, like me. And you have a wild crazy side, like me. So what do ya say? I'm worth it! Hehe, I saw some guy say that on tv last night.[/b]
I didn't read this PM till today, when I decided I would give old DV a look around. I know the guy is MIA, but nevertheless I am very hung over and felt like expressing some misplaced frustration, due to my current state of physical and mental unease. Thus, I replied to him with the following response:

Comparing your intellect to mine is, quite frankly, insulting. I am no social dynamics expert, but the last way to get people you don't know to do what you want is to offend them.

I am sure you will have the necessity to protect your ego, and thus I shall enlist the reasons why I have come to the aforementioned conclusion:

1. Your post was creepy
2. You seem to somehow enjoy King of the Hill, a feat which on its own will boast an IQ lower than 80 for its viewers.
3. Adoption fucking sucks.
4. I've been inactive for over a year.
5. I'm a fucking genius.

Good day sir. [/b]
FOCUS: What occasions have you misplaced contempt, anger, thinly veiled sarcasm, etc. at someone who truly had nothing to do with the situation. I don't want to hear about the time you yelled at your dog or punched your pillow after a bad day. Make it interesting.


P.S. It's nice to be back in the owning business.