btw, did you guys know that, apparently, 1 out of every 23 women will consent if you simply walked up and asked if they want to have sex...13 of them, however, will slap you, so build up those callouses! ;p
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btw, did you guys know that, apparently, 1 out of every 23 women will consent if you simply walked up and asked if they want to have sex...13 of them, however, will slap you, so build up those callouses! ;p
Wow that's cool, maybe I can use that as a dating tactic?
some people do...
i got a few...
girl your ass is like an onion, just makes me wanna cry
girl you look so good id drink yo bath water
*looks at the tag on the back of a shirt* just as i thought, made i heaven ;)
i dont use those when im actually tryin to pick a girl up, hey how you doin? is prolly the best realistic one, but these are just fun ones to say to friends and see what they say :)
I think the most realistic way to date is to inflate the other person's ego.
How's: "You remind me of my mother, wanna have a go?"
Yeah...I didn't think so, either
umm sorry but i must correct you on that last one...its supposed to beQuote:
Originally posted by Jin
- Can I get some fries with that shake? :wink:
- If I was Fred and you were Wilma, I'd make your bed rock! :D
- Did you spill Windex on your pants? Cause I can see myself in them. ;)
"is there a mirror in your pocket because i can sure see myself in your pants"
I think there is room enough in this world for both lines...