LOL! I want to lead this scammer into thinking I'm for real, and I need your help and LOL.

[BeautifulDreamer]

I got this in my email: Greetings to you, I am been moved by my instict to contact you for this,my spirit accepts that i share this with you as i browse through your profile. I am Dr Ben Kuma, a citizen of Liberia and i work in Iraq as a Medical Doctor with Madinat Al-Tib Hospital Baghdad (IRAQ). I had a case of a man that had an accident of Bomb Blast in Iraq,and he was rushed to the Hospital i work by some good Samaritans, I led a team of doctors to operate on him, but unfortunately, we lost him(He Died). Upon the search of his briefcase to enable me issue a certificate of death and referral to the appropriate authority seeing that he was an alien, I discovered that he is a citizen of BRITAIN on a business in Iraq. Further search revealed documents with which he deposited the sum of Nine Million,Three thousand U.S Dollars with a diplomatic Courier Company and evidence of the transaction(a picture of the money). I have not been able to trace any member of his family, and no thanks to the fact that he was single. So you would readily appreciate that his status made it difficult for me to get any of his relatives. With my position as a senior medical doctor in the Hospital, and the fact that I am the only one preview of this information, the money is for me to claim if I could act as a next of kin, unfortunately, my citizenship of LIBERIAN and the role I have so far played would not permit me to do this. In the light of this, I here by formally solicit your assistance to act as the next of kin if you accede to my proposition and the following sharing ratio. Your Pecentage for this will be 25% 10% of this Money will be given to the Less priviledged i.e the Orphanage and the victims of war e.t.c, 5% of the money will be for Settlement of any expenses incurred on both sides. I brought up this plan and for that reason i will keep 60% for myself as the initiator of the plans. If you are interested in this transaction, then contact me through my Email address(email), and do not forget the utmost confidentiality must be maintained. Regards, Dr.Ben Kuma So what should I say? Make it funny and heartfelt... So I can crush his.

[Kromoh]

lol I'd reply and see what he wants of you... and call the police as soon as somethign incriminating shows up meh

[Umbrasquall]

Huh. Medical doctor in Iraq. That's one I haven't got before.

[arby]

Say you'll only do it if he will become your gay lover.

[BeautifulDreamer]

What I sent: Hello Mr. Kuma. I understand your story and am very touched by it. I would gladly help you! What information do you need? Oh, and.. I'm sorry if this is embarassing, are you... Christian? I am a baptist and I'm afraid I couldn't deal with a muslim because they are my enemy and I do not condone their evil actions.

[Never]

You should not have replied to that email. Now you will probably get more crap. ...but at least it was fun I suppose.

[Replicon]

You should not have replied to that email. Now you will probably get more crap. ...but at least it was fun I suppose. Yeah, I was just about to say, that mail was probably sent out to millions of random addresses, and they're just waiting on some careless folks to reply so they can sell the list of real emails to the penis enlargement scammers.

[NeAvO]

Isn't replying to spam dangerous?

[BeautifulDreamer]

I actually got in my myspace messages...

[Alex D]

How so? And Radio 1 did this and ended up calling the phone numbers given. The lady on the other end of the phone was very confused.

[Identity X]

Scambaiting: http://www.419eater.com/. Tons of the stuff, and some very entertaining stories.

[BeautifulDreamer]

I'm about to make him get a tattoo. Here's what it is: http://s56.photobucket.com/albums/g1...titled1wd0.png http://s56.photobucket.com/albums/g1...titled1gm6.jpg http://s56.photobucket.com/albums/g1...titled2jw8.jpg lawl

[arby]

If he ever asks you for a phone number or fax.. give him the number of the anti-fraud agency =P

[Alcarinquë]

What I sent: Hello Mr. Kuma. I understand your story and am very touched by it. I would gladly help you! What information do you need? Oh, and.. I'm sorry if this is embarassing, are you... Christian? I am a baptist and I'm afraid I couldn't deal with a muslim because they are my enemy and I do not condone their evil actions. Aww, I thought the gay lover thing would have been funny. Oh well.

[Sornaensis]

Rofl. You should trace his IP, and give it to me, i'll set him stright 8). He'll NEVER scam again xD.

[Swank]

A television station down here in Oz baited some Nigerians and then went over to Nigeria, baited them to a hotel, did a chain of blackmailing until they got to the head of a huge company. They put like 30 guys in jail and SWAT ram raided a scam center and confiscated something like 50 computers containing evidence. It was the coolest current affair program Ive ever watched!

[Swank]

Actually while still on the subject, Australia's best current affair spin-off show The Chaser did a segment on replying to spam emails like this. Check it out, its hilarious: http://youtube.com/watch?v=A9Vo_foajs0

[Marvo]

Say yes, and tell him, that you need whatever he's selling, to record animal-porn of your TV.

[dodobird]

I loved the one where they made the scammer make a Commodor64 carved out of wood

[Xei]

but unfortunately, we lost him(He Died). LMAO Okay, thanks for clearing that up for me.

[Umbrasquall]

Wow that guy on 419eater.com amazing. Lol at the forms he makes up and gets the scammers to fill out. I'm reading Wanted: Dead or Dead right now and the first three emails already have me cracking up.