POWERTRIP-If I had the world in my grubby little hands...

[Alban]

K, so I have a lot of thoughts about "if I ruled the world..." but I was interested what megalomanic fantasies other DV members might harbour secretly. So the point of this post is: IF I RULED THE WORLD, WHAT WOULD I CHANGE? Me? I'd ban braindead TV- worldwide! That shit is gonna be the downfall of the Western World.

[Ynot]

I'd ban braindead TV- worldwide! hardly a worthy cause for a true megalomaniac..... if I ruled the world, I would tax basic necessities, and sleep on a pillow of bank notes

[Never]

Open season on scumbags. And I would build a special arena for the presidents of major corporations. All money would be put in a pile and burned before their eyes; then they would get their gladiator gear Let's see if fighting for their lives is as fun for them as stepping on other people is.

[Identity X]

I would build a special arena for the presidents of major corporations. All money would be put in a pile and burned before their eyes; then they would get their gladiator gear Let's see if fighting for their lives is as fun for them as stepping on other people is. Capitalism works; it is a very stable system. Anyway: I would probably rid Britain of chavs and set some sort of maximum expenditure on certain items, or a maximum expenditure/day on everyone (for all purchases bar houses,cars, etc.) to teach people how to spend their money - i.e. not to spend fortunes on Tesco Finest Gold Plated Carrots and five-figure Rolex watches. And I'd get rid of credit cards too.

[Lunalight]

Of course, I would build a secret lair somewhere in the artic, or on an uncharted island. Then I would make torture for criminals who choose not to cooperate legal, and send all the people I don't like to the moon. And they don't get oxygen tanks.

[Never]

Capitalism works; it is a very stable system. The ultimate end of Capitalism is to strangle itself and destroy the environment. It is a hungry machine that never stops eating. Sure at first it did us some good, but now it will destroy us the way it is going. It has already destroyed the lives of millions and enslaved the minds of even more. This is pure logic.

[tasiasolon]

I'd have sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. HA! I'd reform our health care (USA). It seems the idea some other countries have of providing health care to everyone works really well. It makes me sick to know of elderly people here that have to chose between getting their medicine or buying food.

[•Neko•]

I'd build places for criminals that have tons of square 5-metre deep pits that are 1 metre wide and long with greased walls all over the ground. And I'd give them no comfort or luxuries whatsoever. It would certainly save money and storage problems.

[Alban]

I'd reform our health care (USA). It seems the idea some other countries have of providing health care to everyone works really well. It makes me sick to know of elderly people here that have to chose between getting their medicine or buying food. Well Michael Moore might have been seeing the British NHS through slightly rosier glasses than most of those of us who've actually had to USE it. But I do agree with the ideal that Healthcare should be free. At least I'd try very hard to make it so in MY empire. And it would be a capitalist empire, but if it's brought to my attention as supreme commander that there is a particular severe case of arseholeness regarding some fatcat CEO then I would give express permission for the sort of entertainment NEVER has described to be indulged in with relish! Capitalsim=necessary evil. Arsehole CEOs who are easily replaced by a million other wannabe arseholes=completely expendable for our entertainment. Seeing a lot of anger against criminals here. Something tells me the justice systems of the English-speaking world are not quite satisfying most folk.

[Man of Steel]

A large part of it would involve every major hottie from around the world, as much KY Jelly as money could buy, and a few custom wading pools roughly half the size of a football field. Then I'd really get down to business.

[Alban]

A large part of it would involve every major hottie from around the world, as much KY Jelly as money could buy, and a few custom wading pools roughly half the size of a football field. That' kinda hot and icky at the same time Think I'll take a 19th century attitude to sex in my empire: You can do as much as you like it but you can't talk about it. Yeah that'll be law. I would ban all porn. You could make it with whoever and whatever for privet use but no sexual images in public in my world. I'm old-fashioned that way.

[Man of Steel]

That' kinda hot and icky at the same time But mostly hot.