crazy things that happen when i step out for a wee bit

**icedawg** · 06-22-2004 07:03 PM

so let's see, i took a short leave of absence from the forum (for about 5 weeks) and in my absence:

- we became a year old
- we attained 1000 users
- we've exceeded 60 000 posts
- we have a whole new forum: Adoptions. how 'bout that?
- lowercase society has broken the highly coveted 4000 post mark. that man is a *machine*.

here's a fun fact: according to our logs we are, and have been for over a month or so now, the number one result on Google for "girls in miniskirts" (with or w/o quotes). yes, that's right...go to Google and search for that, and our forum will be returned right at the top. how did that come about, you ask? well, originally i thought i erred when opening our forum's doors to search engines...specifically, i blamed it on neglecting to forge some sort of barrier around Senseless Banter, thinking those crazy topics you people post were the culprit. then i realized that the miniskirts thread isn't even in Senseless Banter!

Here's some other interesting phrases that lead people to our front door, according to our logs (excluding all dream-related phrases):

the proof of being a twin flame
simple rules to hypnotise myself
hitler christian slater
titanic worst movies
omfg holy crap
i can't change my display name on messenger
fainting shrooms
second hand stop
stare everything turns black
lady-burglar
crack paltalk plus crack paltalk plus
focusfactor
wings logo placebo
lds ragnarok
mortal coil body
lucid crack
a knight is sworn to valor
4 heels my feet hurt
turned into a catfish
emotions symbol fish
my glasses blurry thick glasses glasses
bypassing school filtering
bar
harry potter sirius black father dement
sell adena
columbine shooting
to fall into a rut
june 8th 2004
gangsta quotes
homer simpson's dad's name
how to quit smoking weed
androgeny

along with quite a few variations of the miniskirts search phrase.

quite frankly i couldn't imagine searching for some of those phrases...i mean, seriously, who goes to a search engine to search for "omfg holy crap?" it's a twisted world out there.

**ffx-dreamz** · 06-22-2004 07:16 PM

Hehe, that is hilarious Icedawg.So tell me, are ya here to stay?

We missed ya.

**Truthbearer** · 06-22-2004 08:13 PM

That is f*cking hilarious Ice!!!! It's funny that those search phrases would lead people in here. I wonder how many of them actually registed, and how many have become active posters...

I wouldn't be amazed if the "Omfg holy crap" guy was padfoot or such...

Oh yeah...WELCOME BACK ICE!!!! I hope you are here to stay...

**Demerzel** · 06-24-2004 09:47 PM

Originally posted by icedawg
how to quit smoking weed

I bet that's how Truthbearer* ended up here.

*=Random user name.

**Truthbearer** · 06-24-2004 10:34 PM

Random, or the guy who posted before you?

If it were truly random you would have picked some guy like R-Tex, who we haven't seen in like forever...

**Demerzel** · 06-24-2004 10:39 PM

Actually, I originally had Seeker. And it wasn't completely random, I was thinking of you because of the "euro 2004" thread.

CT · 06-24-2004 11:12 PM

People actually search for those things and end up here ??????

**Je33ica** · 06-25-2004 09:33 AM

Originally posted by icedawg
the proof of being a twin flame
simple rules to hypnotise myself
hitler christian slater
titanic worst movies
omfg holy crap
i can't change my display name on messenger
fainting shrooms
second hand stop
stare everything turns black
lady-burglar
crack paltalk plus crack paltalk plus
focusfactor
wings logo placebo
lds ragnarok
mortal coil body
lucid crack
a knight is sworn to valor
4 heels my feet hurt
turned into a catfish
emotions symbol fish
my glasses blurry thick glasses glasses
bypassing school filtering
bar
harry potter sirius black father dement
sell adena
columbine shooting
to fall into a rut
june 8th 2004
gangsta quotes
homer simpson's dad's name
how to quit smoking weed
androgeny

LOL

, no wonder this site get a variety of n00bs everyday...

BTW, who would lookup such things?! (gangsta quotes ending up on dreamviews, lol)

**Lomebririon** · 06-25-2004 04:54 PM

I know how you feel man, I stepped out for a couple of weeks for my exams. I come back and POW! It's all gone weird.

Stupid search engines. They are to blame for the "hotline psychic n00b influx".

Originally posted by Icedawg made a badass discovery and

the proof of being a twin flame
simple rules to hypnotise myself
hitler christian slater
titanic worst movies
omfg holy crap
i can't change my display name on messenger
fainting shrooms
second hand stop
stare everything turns black
lady-burglar
crack paltalk plus crack paltalk plus
focusfactor
wings logo placebo
lds ragnarok
mortal coil body
lucid crack
a knight is sworn to valor
4 heels my feet hurt
turned into a catfish
emotions symbol fish
my glasses blurry thick glasses glasses
bypassing school filtering
bar
harry potter sirius black father dement
sell adena
columbine shooting
to fall into a rut
june 8th 2004
gangsta quotes
homer simpson's dad's name
how to quit smoking weed
androgeny

Aaargh! They come here looking for cracks, teh pr0n and drugs.

**Kaniaz** · 06-25-2004 05:51 PM

Those searches are nothing new - seen people searching for "can you tell me how much it costs to buy a poodle pink shirt?" on google before. I wonder how thick it is possible to be.