The Cave....The Terrible Cave

[CymekSniper]

The question has been raised before if there existed a secret forum... I have concluded that there is not one secret forum, but three. One for the Moderators, One for the Admins, and one for the removed threads. I too was once a great towering forum Admin who stood watching over his precious articles, banning whomever defied the sacred rules. One day the root Administrator, a convicted felon, cruelly cast me down to the position of Super Moderator. Not because I myself broke the rules, but simply because he didn't like me being an Administrator as I was far too outspoken and opinionated. Never once did I abuse my power. When I questioned him about this, he refused to answer. When I continued to question his decision, he downgraded me to a normal member. Many PMs were sent between us, I ended up angering him to the extent that he threatened to hack my computer and implant a Secfubar. The only defense against this was the meatspace's law enforcement agencies, but I could not risk my precious computer. Eventually things evened out and the threat cleared once more. Now I still lurk on the forums that were once mine, plotting my revenge.... But that isn't what this thread is about. In the time I had admin powers, I was access to two secret forums which we called the Admin cave and the other Moderator cave. The Moderator cave was just a place for moderators to discuss forum activities. The Admin cave, however, was a terrible, terrible place. A place where the rules didn't apply. The root admin, that son of a bitch, did things like embed the 2girls1cup video and post lemon party. He also gave instructions on how to make various types of explosives and bombs. And then there were....other things...which, if not for his criminal past, could have gotten the feds on his ass if discovered. No doubt in my mind we have secret forums here too. I pray that they are not as corrupted as the one that the sick, demented root admin I used to call a friend pumped evil things into.

[O'nus]

The question has been raised before if there existed a secret forum... I have concluded that there is not one secret forum, but three. One for the Moderators, One for the Admins, and one for the removed threads. I too was once an great towering forum Admin who stood watching over his precious articles, banning whomever defied the sacred rules. One day the root Administrator, a convicted felon, cruelly cast me down to the position of Super Moderator. Not because I myself broke the rules, but simply because he didn't like me being an Administrator as I was far too outspoken and opinionated. Never once did I abuse my power. When I questioned him about this, he refused to answer. When I continued to question his decision, he downgraded me to a normal member. Many PMs were sent between us, I ended up angering him to the extent that he threatened to hack my computer and implant a Secfubar. The only defense against this was the meatspace's law enforcement agencies, but I could not risk my precious computer. Eventually things evened out and the threat cleared once more. Now I still lurk on the forums that were once mine, plotting my revenge.... But that isn't what this thread is about. In the time I had admin powers, I was access to two secret forums which we called the Admin cave and the other Moderator cave. The Moderator cave was just a place for moderators to discuss forum activities. The Admin cave, however, was a terrible, terrible place. A place where the rules didn't apply. The root admin, that son of a bitch, did things like embed the 2girls1cup video and post lemon party. He also gave instructions on how to make various types of explosives and bombs. And then there were....other things...which, if not for his criminal past, could have gotten the feds on his ass if discovered. No doubt in my mind we have secret forums here too. I pray that they are not as corrupted as the one that the sick, demented root admin I used to call a friend pumped evil things into. Uhm... yes. I hope the admins are not hostile, schizophrenic, criminally insane, retarded, yet, ostensibly normally, admins, harboring their cruel intent in a secret forum. .... This post made me look up 2girls1cup because I had no idea what it was.... I really wish I did not look it up - I hate you for mentioning it. So, yeah, what was the point of this? ~

[Ynot]

there was a cock-up a few months back the moderator forum became available to certain people who were not mods it was rubbish quit dwelling on it

[CymekSniper]

there was a cock-up a few months back the moderator forum became available to certain people who were not mods it was rubbish quit dwelling on it Not until I find a way into it....

[O'nus]

Not until I find a way into it.... Who cares? Go play nintendo. ~

[Stupified]

This post made me look up 2girls1cup because I had no idea what it was.... I really wish I did not look it up - I hate you for mentioning it. L M A O

[Xox]

I say he remove it from his post!

[Xinro]

I've been part of various "Higher groups" on websites before, and I've never encountered anything like that. Really, the areas that I acessed were just full of the Mods and Admins making fun of the idiots they didn't like, discussing certian members (for both good and bad), dealing with awful situations like hackings and drama, and bitching about things. I really didn't go in much, since they were useless. It's best just to not think about it - most places aren't that malevolent. They're just subject to many rumours, and the occasional rouge quoting from it and telling people who are being talked about what they're saying about them.

[Mes Tarrant]

Eh. Not like he provided a link or anything. Poor O'nus. Entirely his fault though!