Velcome to zee faculty ov groaners, puns und crap jokes. I am zee Dean of zee faculty, Professor Herbert von Paragon (PhD., LBW., CD., DVD., MP3).

Eye vood like to shtart today's lecture wiv a few groaners.

Q. Who lost at the Battle of Waterloo and exploded?

A. Napoleon Blownaparte


Q. What's the best thing about an EMO pizza?

A. It cuts itself !


Q. What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra?

A. The bull has the horns at the front and the arsehole at the back!