a pear growing in my shower?

[Soldier]

my brother just came up to me holding a old pear that he found in the shower the interesting thing is a sprout was coming out of it so it was growing in the shower Im really disturbed by this, i mean a pear?! im cleaning my shower tomorrow.

[Wavefunction]

Why clean it? You could be getting free pears!

[Bearsy]

Who the hell a) takes food into the bathroom b) leaves a pear there long enough for it to sprout?

[Universal Mind]

That is really cool. A long time ago, I walked into my bathroom one morning and saw that a mushroom had grown on the floor overnight.

[Pyrofan1]

saw that a mushroom had grown on the floor overnight. was it of the magic variety?

[Universal Mind]

was it of the magic variety? I wish I knew. When it happened, I didn't know how to recognize psilocybin mushrooms. I do now. Thinking back, it might have been, but I would have to get another look to be sure.

[one]

yeah so anyways... how did th epear get into the wall to grow from the wall... what?

[Identity X]

Pears grow on trees. Is there a tree in your shower? I doubt it somehow. Either you are lying or you have been seriously pwned by your brother's wit and your own gullability. EDIT: Oh I just reread the post. Don't mind me.

[Soldier]

the thing was eaten to the core, the strange thing is a sprout was coming out. this leads me to the conclusion thats its been in there for awhile.

[thisismylogin]

Are you sure it's a pear growing?.... there are alot of interesting fungus out there... I have seen a few there kinda cool. If you are sure you have a pear tree growing. trans planted to a pot or your back yard and then you can have bathroom variety pears and a tree with a great story for a long time to come! but clean your bathroom as they provide a perfect enviroment for fungus. If a pear is growing you can be sure you have alot of other things growing too, some of which might have adverse effects on your or even your pets heath.