Good one Ophelia! (Get on msn so I can talk to you!!!)Quote:
Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
Q: How is a penis like a rubix cube?
A: The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
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Good one Ophelia! (Get on msn so I can talk to you!!!)Quote:
Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
Q: How is a penis like a rubix cube?
A: The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
*cough*PERVS*cough*
It's all good tho.
Ok folks how about this...
Simple tie a rubber band around it when it's a noodle and no more bone at night.
:!: But theres always the risk of it falling off at night :!:
*grabs crotch*
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A rubber band will NEVER come near my gear...morning wood is temporary :)
Morning woods are ok, it's just when someone comes in and wakes you up when you have a morning wood :|Quote:
Originally posted by Awaken
A rubber band will NEVER come near my gear...morning wood is temporary :)
My 2 little girl cousins were over a few weeks back. One liked to jump on me in the morning to wake me up, then promptly crawl under my covers, into my arms and go back to sleep...I guess I can understand :-P I'd sooner have the wood than cut off the circulation for 8 hours though ;) That just doesn't sound healthy!
I hate mornin wood >.<
Usually I'm in a hurry for school and then I cant go to the toilet because my boy wont go down and relax >.< :|
*coughcoughbullshitcoughcoughcough* :wink:Quote:
Originally posted by gameover
bad for the eyes though. Can cause problesm later in life. And can cause cancer for women. THey need to sleep in dark fomr some reason, I forget. Ill post if I find a source on it, but Ive heard it more than once.
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This thread is hillarious... but insane.
it could be worse...Quote:
Originally posted by Awaken
My 2 little girl cousins were over a few weeks back. One liked to jump on me in the morning to wake me up, then promptly crawl under my covers, into my arms and go back to sleep..
they could be your two little boy cousins. :lol:
Girls are allowed in my bed, boys would be scolded for trying :-PQuote:
Originally posted by Soilent Green
it could be worse...
they could be your two little boy cousins. :lol:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by Awaken
My 2 little girl cousins were over a few weeks back. One liked to jump on me in the morning to wake me up, then promptly crawl under my covers, into my arms and go back to sleep...I guess I can understand :-P I'd sooner have the wood than cut off the circulation for 8 hours though ;) That just doesn't sound healthy!
Come on now I was being serious! I'd sooner explain the movement of blood through sensitive areas to a 10yo than risk Mr. Member's dismemberment! :)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHQuote:
Originally posted by Awaken
Come on now I was being serious! I'd sooner explain the movement of blood through sensitive areas to a 10yo than risk Mr. Member's dismemberment! :)
:o :o :o wow.....umm i never tought of guys having so many "morning trobles"
:lol: :lol:
Yup mornings suck.Quote:
Originally posted by Shadows
:o * :o * :o wow.....umm i never tought of guys having so many \"morning trobles\" *
:lol: *:lol:
Your from Ohio?