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      Asian man gets stuck to bench

      Don't ya just hate it when that happens!!!

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      URGGGHHH dirty asian lol

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      The human race is scary! lol
      A new benchmark for stupidity.
      Just me or does it look like some really small holes in that bench.

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      Haha.... Gave me a few ideas though....

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      Quote Originally Posted by Mysteryhunter View Post
      The human race is scary! lol
      A new benchmark for stupidity.
      Just me or does it look like some really small holes in that bench.
      A new benchmark for stupidity.
      A new benchmark
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      Lawl.

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      I've heard of a similar accident.

      A man at a beach decided to go for a swim - naked. After swimming, the man came ashore for a break. He sat on a wooden bench. After sitting there for around an hour, the man attempted to get up. He couldn't. Apparently, the water had shrunk his balls and they slipped into the little cracks between the boards of the park bench and over time, they expanded again and got caught in between the crack. Firemen were called in to help the man out.
      Question: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
      Answer: Neither, single-celled organisms did.

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      Lol @ the.. "small" holes..

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      Quote Originally Posted by Everlong View Post
      I've heard of a similar accident.

      A man at a beach decided to go for a swim - naked. After swimming, the man came ashore for a break. He sat on a wooden bench. After sitting there for around an hour, the man attempted to get up. He couldn't. Apparently, the water had shrunk his balls and they slipped into the little cracks between the boards of the park bench and over time, they expanded again and got caught in between the crack. Firemen were called in to help the man out.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant View Post
      Lol @ the.. "small" holes..
      The guy in your avatar looks like Tanaka from Gaki no Tsukai.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1eP84n-Lvw

      Ich brauche keine Waffe.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Serkat View Post
      The guy in your avatar looks like Tanaka from Gaki no Tsukai.
      Looks moar like Cedric Diggory to me. Or else Robert Pattinson.

      I lolled. Then saw the size of the small holes and felt inadequate.

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      Lulz how could you even fit your penis in one of those holes flaccid?

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      Lol Seis.. my point exactly. Well hey, he is Asian after all.

      Quote Originally Posted by Siиdяed View Post
      Looks moar like Cedric Diggory to me. Or else Robert Pattinson.
      He is both.

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      Haha, you got to be kidding me right? Am I crazy or did this really happen?!?! Aw man, this is classic and priceless.

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