Lol, looks like the election has been rigged. Shaelyn automatically loses. Anarchy is established.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed
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Lol, looks like the election has been rigged. Shaelyn automatically loses. Anarchy is established.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed
Each person's job will be to tend thier own crops and whatever profession they choose. HAVE YOU NOT READ MY PLAN???Quote:
Originally Posted by nitsuJ
You wish ... nothing is established until the people have spoken. So, far they have spoken in my favor!Quote:
Originally Posted by nitsuJ
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VOTE FOR SHAE 08 AND YOU CAN BE ON BOTH SIDES
I have a new goverment plan that will over rule all.
Step 1. Each person on earth will get a piece of land, including a certain amount of cattle and animals. This land will all be legal and not taken/stolen from any source. “How!?” Since my new government will no longer need useless things such as; factories, stores, (ect.) I will demolish all futile things and use the land that is leftover.
Step 2. All money and old currency will be burned. New currency will be resources/crops/cattle/cookies/waffles/ect.
Step 3. Here is the best part though … SINCE NO ONE NEEDS TO WORK (other than tending your own land, which isn’t needed if you take on another job) OUR ENTERTAINMENT WILL BE MINDLESS LOVE MAKING AND LUCID DREAMING (everyone will be taught from birth).
Step 4. Medical care will be paid for by the government. The government gets money from the president (ME) and government workers doing certain deeds ;) for currency. All government workers live in the white house so anything earned goes half for reasources needed to survive and the rest goes into government funding.
Step 5. School will only be nessecary for your field of interest and to learn lucid dreaming techniques. For each profession schooling is only one full year.
Step 6. For each job you take on you get paid yearly in crops by the government, as well as by each customer you service.
Step 7. If a women or man is particularly HAWT, to put it bluntly, then they can sell there body for currecy (yes, it is now legal). Yes, pimps are allowed but individuals can choose to work independantly.
Step 8. Natrual disasters are no worry because each house will be covered with a new sheer invented glass that is indestructable, including the area in which they grow crops and raise cattle (goverment workers get a dome shaped cover over the white house, otherwise it will be square). This glass was built with you and your crops in mind. :)
Step 9. PROTECTION WILL BE GIVEN OUT FREE EVERY DAY AT YOUR LOCAL COMMUNITY STORE/TRADING POST!
Step 10. Each housing unit will be part of a community of 200 families. These 200 families can do as they please amongst themselves as long as it follows along the lines of the laws. (laws will be posted soon)
A LITTLE BACKGROUND INFO ON ME
I am an insane bisexual with many inteligent serial killers and mass murderers in the family line. (mwhahahah)
DD said YES! I AM A PROUD WIFEY :p
XOX also said yes! So, she is my sexy mistress! (I don't mind sharing)
ANY QUESTIONS? JUST ASK I HAVE AN ANSWER FOR EVERYTHING! AND IT IS THE ANSWER YOU ARE LOOKING FOR!
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...my head is still asploding. What do you plan on doing about that?
And whoa, 200 posts after 1-2 months? I need to get out less...
lOl I am going to give you non-head exploding pills. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by suttsman
Yes, get out way LESS! After you vote for me of course.
So the people that live in places that aren't suitable for crops are going to die? Nice plan.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaelyn
There's over 105% votes, that's impossible, dear. It's been rigged. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaelyn
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Originally Posted by Shaelyn
You're running for president of the U.S., you can't offer land to everyone on earth, false claims. What good are the animals going to do for places that aren't suitable for them? So you're getting rid of factories and stores which means everyone is subject to getting their own food, or they'll die. Yeah, very smart plan. :lol:
So, people that live in terrible areas like deserts and all are screwed now, good plan.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaelyn
Not everyone wants this. Some people want better educations and world peace, I guess you don't want to offer that though. Even though ALF offers that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaelyn
You said there will be no currency besides animals and crops, etc. So this is a total lie!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaelyn
Wow, so they start school at what? 5? Then they're brain surgeons at 6? Yeah, smart idea. Everyone needs a basic education in everything there is, you should leave school as it is, but make it better and put money into the schools, and have a free college.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaelyn
What happens when there's a drought and the crops don't do worth a crap? Tough luck!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaelyn
Selling their bodies for animals and crops, awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaelyn
So what about watering the crops? If the glass is indestructible it must be ridiculously thick, so sun won't be getting in very good. It's also going to end up making the crops die because it's totally enclosed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaelyn
This already happens, it's called the Health Department.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaelyn
So there can't be families living in their individual homes anymore?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaelyn
You know damn well it hasn't so just let the running continue.Quote:
Originally Posted by nitsuJ
Yes, actually it is a smart plan. This way everyone actaully has to WORK to survive instead of working to survive and also paying for those who choose to live off of the government.Quote:
You're running for president of the U.S., you can't offer land to everyone on earth, false claims. What good are the animals going to do for places that aren't suitable for them? So you're getting rid of factories and stores which means everyone is subject to getting their own food, or they'll die. Yeah, very smart plan. :lol:
No, as I said before the places that do not fare well will have do other deeds to earn the resources that will be shipped to them.Quote:
So, people that live in terrible areas like deserts and all are screwed now, good plan.
Good idea. It is done.Quote:
Not everyone wants this. Some people want better educations and world peace, I guess you don't want to offer that though. Even though ALF offers that.
I fixed the dame typo.Quote:
You said there will be no currency besides animals and crops, etc. So this is a total lie!
Not a bad idea. It is done.Quote:
Wow, so they start school at what? 5? Then they're brain surgeons at 6? Yeah, smart idea. Everyone needs a basic education in everything there is, you should leave school as it is, but make it better and put money into the schools, and have a free college.
Drought's come in certain areas not all at once. The people who are expierencing a drought can do other deeds to earn resources that will again be shipped to them.Quote:
What happens when there's a drought and the crops don't do worth a crap? Tough luck!
I know. :DQuote:
Selling their bodies for animals and crops, awesome. EDIT: AND COOKIES
Each house has running water connected to the community well. The glass has a special design ... much like a greenhouse but sturdy.Quote:
So what about watering the crops? If the glass is indestructible it must be ridiculously thick, so sun won't be getting in very good. It's also going to end up making the crops die because it's totally enclosed.
No, that is not what I said. Each indivisual home will be part of a community of 200 other homes ... thank you very much. Read please.Quote:
So there can't be families living in their individual homes anymore?
Woah now, you're taking the ideas from me. Bad leadership you have? It doesn't matter though.. Shift's country will destroy yours!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaelyn
By the way, if you give everyone in the world land (which you can only do for the U.S.) you won't be able to have military bases, so how are you going to protect your citizens from violence?
Violence from what if I control the whole galaxy?Quote:
Originally Posted by nitsuJ
I will kill you and shift and everyone else personaly before you could harm my people!
Not to mention ... my military base is underground in a hidden area. We will kill you fuggin bastards.
I thought a good learder was someone who DID build on the advice and wisdom of others, nitsu... :roll:
Considering I have the help of all Transformers and ALF, the universe is ours, or will be ours easily. We also have Supernatural and Resident Evil creatures on our side. We have alien technology, you're too far behind to make an advancement as far as us. ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Shaelyn
The military is underground, huh? Well, feel the wrath of our super earthquakes!
Sure they do, but I don't think it's wise to take every idea of a different running person and enforce it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rai Saix
It shows the mind is too easy to change!
Shae I wuv you...:(
I took only two ideas. Election closes at 7 pm Central ... polls will be closed and winner will be announced.Quote:
Originally Posted by nitsuJ
I wuv you too :)Quote:
Originally Posted by EchoSun13
It is guna be okay
Ahh Shae...I miss you already...
I give this to you.....:P...<3!
lOl ... it is okay my friend. We will meet again. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by EchoSun13
Email me some time babe....
My email is on my profile...
SINCE I WILL BE LEAVING DV, DUE TO BEING BANNED,
I HAVE TO PRONOUNCE A VP TO TAKE MY PLACE AS PRESIDENT WHEN I WIN.
TOMARROW AT 7 PM CENTRAL I WILL LET MY DECISION FOR VP BE KNOWN WHEN POLLS ARE OFFICIALY CLOSED. THANK YOU MY GOOD PEOPLE.
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MAY THE RAINBOW SMILIES BE REMEMBERED AS ALL THAT WAS SHAE!
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THAT IS MY DYING WISH UNTIL I AM REBORN!
By bye babe...
Enjoy life
I voted for both options because I'm ON BOTH SIDES.
Oh, and sorry about the ban, Shae.
Does this mean Alf wins by default?
No, I still win unless the poles somehow change by 7 tonight. I just choose someone to take my place until I come back.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeff777
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I have won.
Seis is my VP.
He will be taking over until I return.
Rai is head of the animal rights.
Justin is head of all military.
Otherwise it is Seis's choice for any other goverment workers.
Thank you.
-Shaelicious
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Nope, your all wrong.
CTHULHU 08!
Why vote for the lesser of two evils?
