Damn, I just pulled out a condom.
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Damn, I just pulled out a condom.
Put you XS back in your pocket. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed
lOl
xxs
Oh ... wow. Magnifying glass please??? o_OQuote:
Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed
*hands over microscope*
Is that bugs I see!?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed
:shock:
No...
It's...um...
>_>
It's....
V_V ...my cocks.
Multiple? And they move? Omg is that one biting?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed
No. That one is actually a bug.
*flicks it away*
Is that mold I see?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed
And what is the red blotches?
Why are you balding down there?
OK! Now you're just making shit up!
So.............................blowjob?
No, not with the bugs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed
Not to mention my mouth is too small.
(not really I can fit my whole fist in my mouth but that is irrelivant)
That's hawt...
People at school find it quite funny but I don't do it often because people tend to think wrong. Much like yourself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed
I'm confused, where is the government getting its money?
I see this society failing miserably.
Who needs money?
Everyone just bakes cookies and has sex. Yum!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shift
The goverment gets it RESOURCES because all the goverment workers do "deeds" and get paid for them. Since they all live in the new and improved white house ... we all just use the resources we need and the rest goes to goverment funds.
Sex, of course.
My goverment is not just based on sex ... gushness.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sandform
Then it will crumble.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaelyn
NoQuote:
Originally Posted by Sandform
So where have you decided to build this civilization?
That will be discussed after I have won the election.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shift
It will be built into the ground, probably subterranean.
Not much can be offered from a president offering pieces of land to people, you'd have to really kick the people off their own land to supply it.
This president will run it into the ground, that's ok though, ALF and the rest of the Transformers will rebel and kill everyone.
*cocks rifle*Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaelyn
Just so long as you stay away from my constitution and land, I don't care what you do ;) lmao