Vote For Shae 08 And You Can Be On Both Sides

**Shaelyn** · 09-19-2008 09:39 PM

VOTE FOR SHAE 08 AND YOU CAN BE ON BOTH SIDES

I have a new goverment plan that will over rule all.
Each person in the world will get a piece of land, including a certain amount of cattle and animals. The land will be used for growing your own crops and using the animals to make your own resources. Money will no longer be we will only trade resources as currency. Here is the good part though SINCE NO ONE NEEDS TO WORK OUR ENTERTAINMENT WILL BE MINDLESS LOVE MAKING AND LUCID DREAMING (everyone will be taught from birth) O_O (or anything else you can think of I just like this idea the best)! Medical care will be paid for out of crops (and the goverment will pay for half making it very low in expenses) and school will only be nessecary for your field of interest and to learn all the techniques of lucid dreaming. For each job you take on you get paid by the goverment yearly in crops and get crops in payment from each customer. If a women or man is particularly HAWT,to put it bluntly, then they can sell there body for crops

. Natrual disasters are no worry because each house will be covered with a new sheer invented glass that is indestructable, including the area in which they grow crops and raise cattle. CONDOMS WILL BE GIVEN OUT FREE EVERY DAY AT YOUR LOCAL COMMUNITY STORE/TRADING POST! Each person shall build there own homes and is needed pay for water powered cars, again with crops. The goverment will get thier crops/currency because the president (ME) will do certain deeds for the people in order to recieve payment.

PLUS I GIVE AWAY FREE PANCAKES, WAFFLES, AND COOKIES (anything else you want)

A little background info on me ...
I am an insane bisexual with many inteligent serial killers and mass murderers in the family line. (mwhahahah)
DD said YES

I AM A PROUD WIFEY :p
XOX also said yes so she is my sexy mistress! (I don't mind sharing

)
Unless anyone else wants to take up the offers. lol

**GestaltAlteration** · 09-19-2008 09:44 PM

You have my vote!

**Tyler** · 09-19-2008 09:47 PM

Lolz

**Jeff777** · 09-19-2008 09:52 PM

I'll vote for you, but only because I'm internetz crushing on you haha

. Is that a bad reason to cast my vote?

**Shaelyn** · 09-19-2008 09:53 PM

Originally Posted by Jeff777

I'll vote for you, but only because I'm internetz crushing on you haha

. Is that a bad reason to cast my vote?

No, lol I think I like that reason the best.

**Sornaensis** · 09-19-2008 10:13 PM

Yes. You have mah vote.

I approve of sex communes!

**Shaelyn** · 09-19-2008 10:15 PM

Of course you would sies. I couldn't expect anymore from you, mr.porn.

**nitsuJ** · 09-19-2008 10:20 PM

Originally Posted by Shaelyn

I have a new goverment plan that will over rule all.
Each person in the USA will get a piece of land, including a certain amount of cattle and animals. The land will be used for growing your own crops and using the animals to make your own resources. Money will no longer be we will only trade resources. Here is the good part though SINCE NO ONE NEEDS TO WORK OUR ENTERTAINMENT WILL BE MINDLESS LOVE MAKING AND LUCID DREAMING (everyone will be taught from birth) O_O (or anything else you can think of I just like this idea the best)!

A little background info on me ...
I am an insane bisexual with many inteligent serial killers and mass murderers in the family line. (mwhahahah)
I am going to ask DD to marry me tonight.
I am going to ask XOX to be my mistress. (I don't mind sharing

)
Unless anyone else wants to take up the offers. lol

ALF and planet Melmac say no, understand?

Make your vote count.
Vote ALF '08.
He'll bring salvation and change.

He excels in all foreign policies, and has intelligence beyond ours.

**Shaelyn** · 09-19-2008 10:22 PM

Originally Posted by nitsuJ

ALF and planet Melmac say no, understand?

Make your vote count.
Vote ALF '08.
He'll bring salvation and change.

He excels in all foreign policies, and has intelligence beyond ours.

What is ther not to understand? WHAT CAN HE DO FOR US ?? I HAVE THE ULTIMATE PLAN MY FRIEND JOIN US!!!

**Shaelyn** · 09-19-2008 10:38 PM

Now that I have got a few votes ... I need a vice president.
Post your nominations then I will choose a few from that, that I prefer, then you all can vote on the remaining.
(you can nominate one person only and that person can very well be yourself)
CHOOSE WHAT IS BEST FOR OUR COUNTRY!

Nominations so far:

1.ALF
2.Sies
3.Fableflame
4.BlackHawk21

**nitsuJ** · 09-19-2008 10:41 PM

Originally Posted by Shaelyn

Now that I have got a few votes ... I need a vice president.
Post your nominations then I will choose a few from that, that I prefer, then you all can vote on the remaining.
CHOOSE WHAT IS BEST FOR OUR COUNTRY!
(You, can nominate one person only and that person can be yourself)

ALF is a deity, he can do whatever we want him to.

If you must be president you better choose ALF, or he'll assassinate you.

**Sornaensis** · 09-19-2008 10:41 PM

I nominate this guy*.

*where 'this guy' is no one in particular, but happens to not be anyone who isn't me.

**Sornaensis** · 09-19-2008 10:42 PM

.

**Shaelyn** · 09-19-2008 10:43 PM

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

I nominate this guy*.

*where 'this guy' is no one in particular, but happens to not be anyone who isn't me.

WHAT THE HELL??? YOU???

**nitsuJ** · 09-19-2008 11:22 PM

Originally Posted by Shaelyn

WHAT THE HELL??? YOU???

He picked ALF.

**Tyler** · 09-19-2008 11:54 PM

i second Seis.
He should be VP.
if not him...then me

**junta700** · 09-20-2008 12:17 AM

you got my Vote

you had me at bisexual

**Shaelyn** · 09-20-2008 12:18 AM

Originally Posted by junta700

you got my Vote

you had me at bisexual

Lol .. I think the world is ready for a "gay" president!!

**junta700** · 09-20-2008 12:21 AM

hell yeah, go fluff up the white house and turn it pink and make bush ware a skort, and obama have pumps. lol i like politics, makes mai go lol

**Heindrich** · 09-20-2008 12:22 AM

When weighing up Shae's presidential proposition, many thoughts/images come to mind:

a)Absurdity

b) Impossibility

c)Finally, that I would rather be sodomised by a dinsoaur, than potentially see such a proposition fulfilled.

**Shaelyn** · 09-20-2008 12:24 AM

Then go vote for someone else. Don't spam up my thread with large letters of lie's.

**Shaelyn** · 09-20-2008 12:24 AM

Originally Posted by junta700

hell yeah, go fluff up the white house and turn it pink and make bush ware a skort, and obama have pumps. lol i like politics, makes mai go lol

Lmao ... good ideas hehehe! As long as everyone else is okay with it!

**snoozer** · 09-20-2008 12:33 AM

Ok shae has my vote for president. As long as i don't have to forfeit my awesome australian welfare and medicare system. unless shae decides to give america some sort of welfare and health system.