Well, here I am browsing Dream Views. I see Aphius's (Er...think it was Aphius) new sig, with the quote: "I feel like a koala just crapped a rainbod in my brain!". So, laughing out loud, I copy the quote and paste it as my MSN messenger screen name. I go to school that day, decide to get a ride from my friend, and go out to meet him at his car. I found him trying to jump start some guy's truck (Turns some parts of the carbuerator (sp?) fell off and it wouldn't start anyway). Well, a half an hour later, we gave up all hope of getting the truck again and decided to just give the guy a ride home. We drove out to his house, which was some twenty odd miles out of the way, and started home. Halfway there, my friend doesn't see a stop sign that's halfway obscured by a tree, and we got 3,000 some odd pounds of a 70's Chevy truck moving at 50 mph or so through my door. Ouch. Well, surprisingly I got out and was walking around as soon as the car stopped spinning (Poor car, it was my friend's second Mazda MX-6 in 6 months...his dad totalled the first one a while back) Anyway, my head was bloodied up pretty bad, and since there was a 1 1/2 foot indentation in my door, the ambulance people were pretty worried about me, so they strapped me to one of those board thingies, attached a pulse monitor and blood pressure monitor to my hand, strapped a REALLY uncomfortable neck brace to me, and told me that they were taking me to the hospital. Great. Really, freaking great. Anyway, after four hours inside HELL, including a CAT scan and some X-rays on my hip, since they were worried that it could have been fractured when the door hit it, they finally let me go, saying I'd be fine. So, I came out of the whole ordeal with a fistfull of glass cuts all along my face, a big gash on the top of my head, a hip that feels like a linebacker took a baseball bat and bashed it a few times, and (best of all) STONER TYLENOL! It's not really Tylenol, but I'm too lazy to go find the label and see what it is right now. Anyway, now I really do feel like a koala crapped a rainbow in my brain! And I think a gopher just stole my shoe...
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