Getting sweet revenge on some gangstas with my buddy!

[Liam604]

I apologize for the length of this, and the change of past / present tense.. I aint writing a thesis so whatever I was longboarding to go get a slurpee, and I stop for a smoke, about 5 minutes after I start the smoke I realize I forgot my board on a bush 5 minutes back. So on my way back, I find my friend Morgan getting out of his car behind someone else's appartment building. I talk to him and apparently someone just jacked him up and he's totally wasted. Now, I dont remember following him to the people's door who he thought jacked him but I had a 3rd person view on the scene of this. He goes to this group of ghetto, 40oz olde english drinkers, and starts shit and I cant remember the details, but they bring him inside and eventually cut his dick off. I'm not fucking kidding. So eventually on my way to go see him on the other side of the building (this is where I realize how ridiculous it is that one of my best friends just got their dick chopped off by gangsters, which thrusted me into full lucidity) I see morgan, and now his ex, and I yell at them both to COME FUCKING KILL THOSE BASTARDS WHO STOLE YOUR SHIT AND CUT YOUR DICK OFF! so we run up to them all, I jump probably about 100ft forwards to land right infront of this wangster and I try to throw a punch, doesnt work so I look towards the wall of the building, a matress is leaning against it so I point at it and whip it right at the dude infront of me sending him FLYING away really fast. I start laughing my ass off as I run inside and do the same thing with a fork and throw it at someones crotch they start wincing and I turn around and just staight up throw someone out the window without touching them... me and morgan go up a ladder to the attic and try to open the hatch but someones feet are on it, theres a couple having sex so I start yelling at him GET THE FUCK DOWN HERE NIGGA! and i just said fuck it and i try going down the ladder but morgans in the way so i fall through the broken wall onto a bed with a babe and after persuading her to fuck, RIGHT before I finally fuck her, I wake up. Thanks to the godamn motherfucking dumptrucks passing by my open window every 20 or 30 minutes.... I am still pissed the fuck off about that........

[The Omnipotent Infinity]

Damn, thats a crazy ass dream.