4th Lucid and worst one yet, pissed from FA's lol

[LoCkedd_Up]

This dream has to be the most screwed up Ld I ever had, and how I got pissed *muah*. I had awoken after 6 hours of sleep, something I usually do to get a Wild. After church, I quickly headed home for a nap. With the fact that work was in 1 ½ hours, I thought just enough time to Ld a bit. I dosed off into my dream realm effortlessly and just as scheduled, my Ld was in process. I might have to say, today’s Ld was far from satisfaction, just by how much time was wasted through false awakenings. Right off the bat, I was knocked out into a black warp, where I know I’m asleep, but everything around me is blank and has no purpose. I slowly gained my conscious back and awaken up on my bed. Everything was so crispy and clear, this was definitely not a dream I thought, but did a reality check to make sure of it. I clamped both my nose and tried to breathe, I COULD. Strange as it was, this dream was quite vivid that I could even describe every muscle contract and vein running through my arm. Trying to calm myself I closed my eyes and began to summon characters/sites. I WOKE UP I reality checked myself and yes I really was awake. I had kept thinking of Ld’ing before closing my eyes, and there I was again, I woke up in my bed. This time, I looked outside and it was dark, I already knew it was a dream. Although, this dream was very blurry, too blurry to enjoy, but I figure why not enjoy it regardless the settings. Everything was quite the same in reality, but my room was clean (haha). Decided to walk outside and as soon as I reached the living room, I WOKE UP. My godd… this is a waste of time, I brought myself up and cleaned up before going to work. The lights didn’t work… WOW THIS is a fucking dream, I’m bout to snap and kill like 3million dream characters. Calm down, it’s a Ld, go ahead and try flying I thought. As soon as I took a step out the bathroom, BAM I woke up. THIS IS TOO Aggravating, its not even funny. Now I’m in my bed, I KNOW it’s a dream, it just feels like it, and I’m ready to do some shit I’d regret in real life cuz I’m just SO ****ing pissed. I ran outside, I saw this white dude, and smeared JAM ALL OVER HIM. Cuz honestly, no one wants to be covered in jam. Warped back into my body again, now I’m watching myself in a 3rdperson view. This never happened before, it felt like I’m a spirit watching my own corpse. From this experience, I had a cold chill down my spine, but it wasn’t any regular chill. I FELT the chill in my real body, while staying floated in my dreamworld. This feeling is quite phenomenon, imagine having two bodies hooked together by ohhh say, a chain, and each one felt its own movement. Anyways for my finale, I awoke up in bed and did a reality check, and it’s a dream (OHHH what a surprise… pssh). I thought my 90minutes of sleep was nearly up and would finish up my job before awakening. I just ran outside, and saw a herd of wild women, and made them my slaves. By then I had awaken. ~ I can say that god clearly has a gift for screwing up my beauty rest.

[onedayremains4]

Originally posted by LoCkedd_Up [size=18]I ran outside, I saw this white dude, and smeared JAM ALL OVER HIM. * Cuz honestly, no one wants to be covered in jam. hahaha, thats a good laugh. but ya that is really aggrivating, i had that happen to me like 5 times in one dream. but to make it even worse i had very little control in my dream and my subconscious seemed retarded... i couldn't even look down and i could barely walk and it wasn't helping me out any... so mine was worse. besides i didn't even get to smear jam on anyone.