Well,
I realized I was dreaming when I was standing in my hallway. I walk into the bathroom and look at myself in the mirror. To my horror my mouth was sealed shut and my face and head was buldging in and out like jello hit with a baseball bat. I tried rubbing my hands together and tried willing myself to a new location to no luck. When I looked at my hands they were knotted together and my knuckles were white as if I was squeezing as hard as possible. Then I hunched over convulsing..this is when I awoke.(and thought that was some crazy sh@t)

Re-telling it kinda makes me feel funny.