ATTENTION DREAMERS!!!

BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A DREAM CHARACTER WHO GOES BY THE NAME OF "TINY TALBOT". HE IS A DREAM GUIDE. HE IS ALSO A SHAPESHIFTER! MOST OFTEN HE APPEARS IN A DUSTY TOP HAT AND SEEDY CLOTHES, AND SPEAKS LIKE A BRIT. IF YOU ENCOUNTER HIM, DO NOT ASK IF HE IS A DREAM CHARACTER--HE FINDS THAT A BIT INSULTING, AND HIS STANDARD ANSWER IS, "NOT YET!" ALTHOUGH HE APPEARS POOR, DO NOT OFFER HIM MONEY. OTHERWISE, HE IS QUITE FRIENDLY AND WILL APPROACH YOU WITH A PLEASANT "HELLO". TELL HIM YOUR NAME, AND ASK FOR DIRECTIONS AS TO WHERE YOU SHOULD GO IN YOUR DREAM. HE WILL GIVE YOU SAGE ADVICE.

I HAVE USED HIS SERVICES SEVERAL TIMES, WITH NO DISAPPOINTMENTS.