I Was Supposed To Save Mankind (instead I Had Sex With Everything)

[ModestMouse]

First off, as soon as my head hit the pillow last night I started lucid dreaming (and having sex with chicks) so my REM must have been way out of wack waiting to hit me with a nice REM rebound session. I hadn't had a lucid dream since the time I banged multiple chicks lucidly inside a doctors office. I swore I wouldn't turn my next LD into a porno but..... *NOT LUCID* Out on the street at night, something is wrong everyone is gone. I run into a group of people, aliens have come. We need to get out of here. So we get on a space ship, maybe we're in space. But to get to the end we must cross a huge pit of dinosaurs, the way it worked it you climbed over a wall and jumped down into some sort of pit where dinosaurs are eating the hell out of everyone. It's not pretty, people splashing blood everywherebut we got across. Now it's about 30 of us, we are on our ship in space, it's cramped and there are panels everywhere and white sheets draped accross. But we're alive. Slowly after a long time (years I assume) we build a sort of virtual reality, environments are projected on to the white walls and panels. *ENTER LUCIDTY* Somehow I realize this is a dream so what do I do. I think hrmm this spaceship it must have a girls locker room! So sure enough I head over and find all the ship's women in various stages of undress. I might have had sex with them, don't remember, this was early in a looong night. *EXIT LUCIDITY* The elder of the colony (Julianne Moore) calls me and Olive (from little miss sunshine). The only way to save the universe is to nuke the evil alien's planet starting a chain reaction. The mission: leave the space station and plug our set of headphones into an mp3 player in a dump somewhere on the alien planet. We each got 2 sets of headphones/earbuds which are actually nuclear bombs. So it's time to leave the ship, we never met the aliens before and everyone's a bit scared. Will they slaughter poor Olive and I at first sight? What will they look like? Do aliens even have mp3 players? Anyway, the hatch opens. There is an amazing euphoric light that envelopes me, I'm being projected through space. I'm not scared anymore and all the sudden I'm back on my empty street at home. Things aren't right though, someone has painted my house. Different people are at the house on the corner. A little girl comes up to me, it's not the neighbor girl. *ENTER LUCIDTY* I immediately inform the little girl that this is just a dream, no it's not she says. To convince her I pick her up and fly her to the top of the streetlight and leave here there. I see a cute punk-ish girl with 4 guys with RockStar Games hoodies. Hrmmm that looks nice, I think. However before I can get there one of the guys starts to jerk me off. Wooooah, not what I asked for! I grab a folding chair (even though we're outside) and smash the 3 guys over the head until they go away into the ground. Now to grab the chick, I pull down her shirt to reveal her white skin and plump little breasts. We make out a bit until I push her head down to take care of business,I don't cum though, something has caught my eye. Off in the corner I see a girl I used to go to high school with talking in a doorway to a guy from high school. I walk over and push the guy out of the way and make her suck me off for a bit. (From this point I know I had sex with many more chicks but I don't remember them all, I either lost lucidity or just dont remember). *Lucidity is back* I'm in a school, there is 1 girl in a cheer leader outfit with 2 guys they are filming some sort of movie the say. This chick is super hot, red hair and a very cute outfit. For some reason I decide to try a little mind/body meld with the chick so I meld into her, it works I could even look in a mirror. I felt my new tits then decided it was boring and I wanted to have sex with her. So i return to my own body, I lift up her shirt she has fair skin and small nipples, I start to stroke one and sure enough it perks up and gets hard. I kiss her a bit, then lift up her skirt and check out the pussy down below, quite nice. After fingering her for a bit I have sex with her proper. False Awakening. *EXIT LUCIDITY* I'm kind of worried, I remembered I was supposed to nuke these damn aliens with my special earbud nuke bombs. Olive and I meet up again and head back to space (not sure in what or how) We end up back at our original colony. It's like an island with a single building floating in space. There is a beautiful oak tree with golden leaves all over the ground, there are two graves also which we recognize as the founders of our space colony. There is a fossil with someone wearing headphones, does that have to do with our nuclear bomb? Did we time travel, what's going on? We head into the building, it's some sort of a museum/gift shop. Talking to the receptionist she says this place is a memorial to the original 30 space colonists from Detroit that saved the universe. *ENTER LUCIDTY* Wait, I remember this, haha, hrmmm she's quite cute and she has red hair (wow didn't realize i had a red hair fetish). I pull down her jumpsuit, to reveal a beautiful ass. I started to run my tongue up and down her ass crack (just like the last LD i did this, no taste). We make out a bit and I have a false awakening. *EXIT LUCIDITY* Wow what a night of dreams I had, i have to write this stuff down. Walking to my office I have no computer in sight. What the hell, maybe my wife had been cleaning I think. Oh well I guess I'll take a walk. It's night time, I think around 4 am. People are out in there yards. "Whoa that chick has no shirt on!" I keep walking, again 3 naked chicks and a guy is taking photos. Another yard, this time people are straight up hard-core having sex, I can hear them moaning and everything. *ENTER LUCIDITY* I grab the first chick I see, first thing. A nice long blow job, she's kind of chubby but who cares. I pull down her jeans now and she has shaved down below quite nice. But before I can get down to the pootie-tang I just shove it right through her stomach. Hrmm, that doesn't feel as good. Back to the mouth, this time I let her finish and I distinctly remember a very long orgasm. Quite satisfying. I hear a noise and wake up. This time for good and it's off to DV & here I am.

[salad funk noir]

O_O That's terrible!

[ModestMouse]

O_O That's terrible![/b] lol, I know it was such a cool premise all set up hahhaha.

[Virtuozo]

"O_O That's terrible!" Terrible? I think that's awsome! .. dude how the hell did u manage to last so long without getting too excited and waking up?

[ModestMouse]

"O_O That's terrible!" Terrible? I think that's awsome! .. dude how the hell did u manage to last so long without getting too excited and waking up?[/b] I don't know how to explain it, it's about my fourth lucid dream and I didn't even do any spinning or hand rubbing. My basic technique is to pretend I am an actor in a play. I don't get too worked up over crazy details or try to focus my mind too much, I just go with the flow for the most part. There are all different kinds of conciousness I was definately lucid, however I wasn't sooo lucid that I was only focused on summoning Scarlett Johanson or something, I worked with what was given to me.

[Patrick]

That's a pretty awesome dream... both the lucid and non lucid bits. I can say I have the same 'problem'. I guess it's just that because instinctual urges are too strong for the rational consciousness to take over.

[Elwood]

AWESOME! This is my Lucid Dream.... DREAM !!!! YAY

[ModestMouse]

That's a pretty awesome dream... both the lucid and non lucid bits. I can say I have the same 'problem'. I guess it's just that because instinctual urges are too strong for the rational consciousness to take over.[/b] yea maybe next time I'll have more willpower....

[RealityEnds]

Awesome ModestMouse. The best part is you didn't even use any methods, you just kind of stumbled into it.

[i_speel_good]

Even if it sounds like the pervest-est-est dream, it makes me laugh

[Howard]

Yay! Modest mouse! I love their new album.l Btw your dream seemed pretty Amusing XD

[slothming]

Awww man non of my lucid dreams are like that or that long

[WTFyoo]

omg dude ur my idol lol...thats the kind of dream i deff wanna have on my first ld.....wowww

[CymekSniper]

This supports my theory that everyone considers dream sex when they learn of lucidity.

[Lunalight]

That made me laugh out loud. Too bad you didn't save the earth. (Well, maybe somebody did) I think alot of us find it hard to control those...um..."urges" when we become lucid. (I'm constantly making out with the same guy in my dreams) I think the actor in a movie thing is a great idea. Gotta try that next lucid.

[slothming]

This supports my theory that everyone considers dream sex when they learn of lucidity.[/b] Yeah , it's one urge that becomes an instinct for most people when they are not bound by rules and laws

[Rickery]

Yeah, those urges do seem to take control quite a lot!

[bluefinger]

Dude... that must have been one hell of a ride (sorry for the pun)... This definitely made me laugh... between saving the world and having sex... you chose the latter.

[Lunalight]

*makes balance with hands* Save mankind...sex... oh, the choices! Of course, to you the answer is easy: Sex!