Sex with Beyonce

**IvGotMilk** · 07-31-2011 10:07 PM

I basically had this dream last night that Beyonce was in my house!!

We had guests around and it was kinda like a small gathering of relatives and friends. I remember trays being carried around with tea, coffee and biscuits on them. Beyonce sat next to me in one of the quieter rooms and we just talked. I don't remember what we talked about because it wasn't long until we ended up kissing.

I remember feeling her warm , wet tongue slowly moving around in my mouth. Usually when I kiss a girl I close my eyes too but I remember opening them for a few seconds just to clarify what was happening.

She began stroking her hand up and down my (not bragging here) abs. So I put one arm/hand around the bottom of her thigh near her as and one hand around her waste.

All I remember thinking was how the fuck I was gonna get my friends to believe my story about this let alone brag to them. So I just thought, "I spend too long thinking about that I'm going to mess up" so I just went with it. I remember rubbing my hands over her sweet curves and how real they felt and how I'd ever imagined.

She took her trousers of and I remember we had some foreplay (not going to go into it in detail). She stopped after about 2 minutes and told me to go buy a condom. I was so freakin excited!

I looked around and my usual ones weren't there. I had this insanely clear vivi perception of how my room is by the way. So I went to the shop to buy a few and they had none either. I was screwed. This is when I woke up.

Only now do I realize how vivid the sense of touch can be in a dream.

This was not a lucid dream however now tonight I want to WILD more then ever. I really need to know which household foods, drinks etc I can eat now so I can relax my body more before sleep. Would caffeine work? Seen as it's a mental stimulant

**JapJap** · 07-31-2011 10:33 PM

If you think about it to much your mind will be to clogged up to rest and fall asleep, i've read that you should try laying on your back and just focusing on your breathing and nothing else

**SilverBullet** · 07-31-2011 11:19 PM

Originally Posted by IvGotMilk

I basically had this dream last night that Beyonce was in my house!!

We had guests around and it was kinda like a small gathering of relatives and friends. I remember trays being carried around with tea, coffee and biscuits on them. Beyonce sat next to me in one of the quieter rooms and we just talked. I don't remember what we talked about because it wasn't long until we ended up kissing.

I remember feeling her warm , wet tongue slowly moving around in my mouth. Usually when I kiss a girl I close my eyes too but I remember opening them for a few seconds just to clarify what was happening.

She began stroking her hand up and down my (not bragging here) abs. So I put one arm/hand around the bottom of her thigh near her as and one hand around her waste.

All I remember thinking was how the fuck I was gonna get my friends to believe my story about this let alone brag to them. So I just thought, "I spend too long thinking about that I'm going to mess up" so I just went with it. I remember rubbing my hands over her sweet curves and how real they felt and how I'd ever imagined.

She took her trousers of and I remember we had some foreplay (not going to go into it in detail). She stopped after about 2 minutes and told me to go buy a condom. I was so freakin excited!

I looked around and my usual ones weren't there. I had this insanely clear vivi perception of how my room is by the way. So I went to the shop to buy a few and they had none either. I was screwed. This is when I woke up.

Only now do I realize how vivid the sense of touch can be in a dream.

This was not a lucid dream however now tonight I want to WILD more then ever. I really need to know which household foods, drinks etc I can eat now so I can relax my body more before sleep. Would caffeine work? Seen as it's a mental stimulant

Caffeine does help some people, if you do manage to fall asleep with the alertness and all. I would recommend getting 4 hours of regular sleep then getting up early in the morning and do whatever and staying up until you start feeling tired again. Then go back to sleep. This usually generates many lucids.

**zebrah** · 08-01-2011 02:18 PM

Moved to lucid experiences.

**Supernova** · 08-01-2011 04:32 PM

...nice.

**IvGotMilk** · 08-01-2011 04:35 PM

I'm thinking of doing the whole exhaustion thing where you make your body physically tired so you pass out very quickly when you hit the hay but can keep your mind awake. Anyone had any experience with this?

**Raspberry** · 08-01-2011 07:03 PM

Yup, it happens to me when I exercise really hard late at night and then pretty much pass out in bed. I don't do that often though..

**DreamerDarren** · 08-01-2011 08:15 PM

I had my first lucid dream last night unintentionally by staying awake really late and I just kinda passed out in my bed. So yes, that works for me.

**Raspberry** · 08-01-2011 09:11 PM

I plan of doing dirty things to Ashton Kutcher one of these nights..

**JapJap** · 08-01-2011 10:01 PM

^lol

**ninja9578** · 08-02-2011 02:49 PM

Not of huge fan of Beyonce, but nice

**IvGotMilk** · 08-02-2011 07:39 PM

Why not?

She's got some very nice curves :p to each their own I guess

So I tried wild-ing last night... I GOT SO CLOSE! I laid there for around 30 minutes just focusing on my breathing and the relaxing.

Could feel my arms going extremely heavy and numb. Although one arm was extremely relaxed and one arm was just feeling plain weird. I was getting the sensation the blood was being cut off to it. It was. I was lying with my head on top of it and it had swollen right up. That really killed the atmosphere because I was starting to see images in my head, heart beating faster and slightly euphoric

**JapJap** · 08-02-2011 08:17 PM

Originally Posted by IvGotMilk

Why not?

She's got some very nice curves :p to each their own I guess

So I tried wild-ing last night... I GOT SO CLOSE! I laid there for around 30 minutes just focusing on my breathing and the relaxing.

Could feel my arms going extremely heavy and numb. Although one arm was extremely relaxed and one arm was just feeling plain weird. I was getting the sensation the blood was being cut off to it. It was. I was lying with my head on top of it and it had swollen right up. That really killed the atmosphere because I was starting to see images in my head, heart beating faster and slightly euphoric

Have you had any LDs yet?

**IvGotMilk** · 08-02-2011 08:58 PM

Originally Posted by JapJap

Have you had any LDs yet?

nope not yet

**SilverBullet** · 08-02-2011 09:57 PM

Originally Posted by IvGotMilk

nope not yet

You shouldn't try doing WILDS at first then. Especially when your not used to being in lucid dream because my first WILD was terrifying because I wasn't ready for it.

You should try midday nap lucids.

**IvGotMilk** · 08-02-2011 10:35 PM

Originally Posted by SilverBullet

You shouldn't try doing WILDS at first then. Especially when your not used to being in lucid dream because my first WILD was terrifying because I wasn't ready for it.

You should try midday nap lucids.

I won't be terrified - I can do this sort of thing with the right mindset - it's the exact same with LSD. You've got to get into it to get out of it and nothing can harm you in the slightest so why even be scared? Roll with it man and enjoy it

Well that's my opinion at least.

What is mid-day nap lucids?

**SilverBullet** · 08-02-2011 10:47 PM

Originally Posted by IvGotMilk

I won't be terrified - I can do this sort of thing with the right mindset - it's the exact same with LSD. You've got to get into it to get out of it and nothing can harm you in the slightest so why even be scared? Roll with it man and enjoy it

Well that's my opinion at least.

What is mid-day nap lucids?

Hah, yeah I thought the same exact thing when I started having it, I thought it would be wonderful or something, turns out it was pretty horrible. Maybe you should read my dream journal entry about it. After that one they were pretty awesome though.
Also mid day naps generate many lucids. What you do first is get up in the morning after about 4 and 1/2 hours of sleep and stay up until you start to feel tired again. Then go back to sleep with the intent to lucid dream.

**IvGotMilk** · 08-02-2011 11:20 PM

Originally Posted by SilverBullet

Hah, yeah I thought the same exact thing when I started having it, I thought it would be wonderful or something, turns out it was pretty horrible. Maybe you should read my dream journal entry about it. After that one they were pretty awesome though.
Also mid day naps generate many lucids. What you do first is get up in the morning after about 4 and 1/2 hours of sleep and stay up until you start to feel tired again. Then go back to sleep with the intent to lucid dream.

Yeah I was actually reading your journal about half an hour ago - the man with tenticals, red deserts lol - almost as random as my dreams although most of my dreams have things I've recently been thinking about/ doing in them. And usually the landscape is a mixture of 2 places I know. For instance I had a dream that the landscape was across between my Dad's old house attic conversion and a call of duty map !

I'm not trying to argue here or anything like that but I don't understand how it can be scary if you know it's a dream

**SilverBullet** · 08-03-2011 01:59 AM

Originally Posted by IvGotMilk

Yeah I was actually reading your journal about half an hour ago - the man with tenticals, red deserts lol - almost as random as my dreams although most of my dreams have things I've recently been thinking about/ doing in them. And usually the landscape is a mixture of 2 places I know. For instance I had a dream that the landscape was across between my Dad's old house attic conversion and a call of duty map !

I'm not trying to argue here or anything like that but I don't understand how it can be scary if you know it's a dream

Well, you can actually feel pain in dreams, to an extremely realistic level. I had a dream where I was ran over by a train and it hurt like HELL! Almost the worst pain I've felt in my life.

You haven't even had a lucid yet so you don't know what I'm talking about.

**JapJap** · 08-03-2011 03:14 AM

Originally Posted by SilverBullet

Hah, yeah I thought the same exact thing when I started having it, I thought it would be wonderful or something, turns out it was pretty horrible. Maybe you should read my dream journal entry about it. After that one they were pretty awesome though.
Also mid day naps generate many lucids. What you do first is get up in the morning after about 4 and 1/2 hours of sleep and stay up until you start to feel tired again. Then go back to sleep with the intent to lucid dream.

Isn't that WBTB technique?

**SilverBullet** · 08-03-2011 03:42 AM

Originally Posted by JapJap

Isn't that WBTB technique?

Well, everyone explains a wbtb as waking up and staying up for only a few minutes. So I wouldn't exactly call it a wbtb.

**JapJap** · 08-03-2011 03:59 AM

oh i thought wbtb had a required 1 hour relaxation period, read your WILD btw, pretty creepy shit lol

**IvGotMilk** · 08-03-2011 01:00 PM

Originally Posted by SilverBullet

Well, you can actually feel pain in dreams, to an extremely realistic level. I had a dream where I was ran over by a train and it hurt like HELL! Almost the worst pain I've felt in my life.

You haven't even had a lucid yet so you don't know what I'm talking about.

I've been stabbed in the neck, died and felt my body go cold before in a dream.

I have had 1 lucid dream when I was about 6 where I was jumping on a bed in a living room. I was with my best friend and his little brother and basically I stopped and said "Wait, why the hell is there a bed in my living room? I'm dreaming!" . They just looked at me and said "No you're not! Prove it". So, (stupidly) to prove it I climbed out my 3 story window and jumped.

After that I had a false awakening in my bed at my dad's house and I was wearing that blue belt buzz lightyear wears in Toy Story 2 (the movie had just come out)

**ninja9578** · 08-03-2011 03:08 PM

Originally Posted by IvGotMilk

Why not?

She's got some very nice curves :p to each their own I guess

I don't know, I just think she's ugly. I'm still waiting for a kate beckinsale dream

**SilverBullet** · 08-03-2011 03:16 PM

Originally Posted by IvGotMilk

I've been stabbed in the neck, died and felt my body go cold before in a dream.

I have had 1 lucid dream when I was about 6 where I was jumping on a bed in a living room. I was with my best friend and his little brother and basically I stopped and said "Wait, why the hell is there a bed in my living room? I'm dreaming!" . They just looked at me and said "No you're not! Prove it". So, (stupidly) to prove it I climbed out my 3 story window and jumped.

After that I had a false awakening in my bed at my dad's house and I was wearing that blue belt buzz lightyear wears in Toy Story 2 (the movie had just come out)

So you have had a lucid dream before? Well then you should know that there is a risk of excruciating pain. That's probably the only reason to fear something in a lucid.