i knew it all along!


well i had just come out of a pretty weird dream where i was this giant canadian woodchopper going around beating everywone up, and i woke up..

Went into HI, then slipped out. too tired to try again so i slipped into a dream.

I was in a dark room, like some sort of cellar. It was the secret 'dream guide headquarters' from reading the sign...

Anyway me, nightowl and another person were on computers here, it was very dark and dank and was underground.

The other person was paris hilton, dressed in a mental asylum robe. She looked really skitty and twitchy so i went over to see how she was.

I looked on her computer screen and it said that she was Alaurast. So i was like oh cool, paris hilton is alaurast!

I looked over to the stairs leadng to the exit, and i shouted 'oh no, SOME FUCKSHITTER LEFT THE DOOR OPEN!'

just then my friend IRL came throught the door and i was shouting GET OUT ITS PRIVATE and stuff...

But then he said 'lewis, your supposed to catch a duck, remember?' rush of lucidity, and i laughed at everything around me.

a duck walked by but everything was fading, i went to grab it but i could already feel the dream ending.

Oh shi- !