Paris Hilton is Alaurast!

[Damascus]

i knew it all along! well i had just come out of a pretty weird dream where i was this giant canadian woodchopper going around beating everywone up, and i woke up.. Went into HI, then slipped out. too tired to try again so i slipped into a dream. I was in a dark room, like some sort of cellar. It was the secret 'dream guide headquarters' from reading the sign... Anyway me, nightowl and another person were on computers here, it was very dark and dank and was underground. The other person was paris hilton, dressed in a mental asylum robe. She looked really skitty and twitchy so i went over to see how she was. I looked on her computer screen and it said that she was Alaurast. So i was like oh cool, paris hilton is alaurast! I looked over to the stairs leadng to the exit, and i shouted 'oh no, SOME FUCKSHITTER LEFT THE DOOR OPEN!' just then my friend IRL came throught the door and i was shouting GET OUT ITS PRIVATE and stuff... But then he said 'lewis, your supposed to catch a duck, remember?' rush of lucidity, and i laughed at everything around me. a duck walked by but everything was fading, i went to grab it but i could already feel the dream ending. Oh shi- !

[Seeker]

Hey, I thought that was her in that now infamous video Way to go girl! Sorry about you not catching the duck

[baconmastermind]

I think you're giving Paris Hilton way too much credit. I seriously doubt she knows how to use a computer.

[Viat]

Dream seemed a little fowl...

[nightowl]

w00t...i've returned to haunt you bastards >=D sounds like a cool dream though..never had a DV related dream though...awesome..a DG headquarters

[Truthbearer]

Hahahaha!!!! Now that is a funny dream...though you shouldn't have talked about our DG undergroud lair over here...exposing our evil newbie mind control operation is not cool Have you forgotten the rules: The first rule of the DG secret society is you do not talk about the DG secret society!!!! The second rule of the DG secret society is you do not talk about the DG secret society!!!! The third rule is no shirts no shoes! The fourth rule is only I DG to a newb, and only one newb at a time The fifth rule is if this is a newbs first time at DV, he must fight you And the final rules of DG is you must be in a straight jacket or mental assylum wear at all times...

[Damascus]

hehehe, Dream Guide club v fight club. i can imagine my dream tonight, fight club members and DG members fighting, with DGs using their mod sticks and forum/ninja stars. tonight will be interesting...