ok first off here's a link to a video. http://myweb.cableone.net/jlflanagan/lion.wmv if you have a queasy stomach i strongly urge you not to view it. seriously. it involves hunting a lion, so please don't watch if you might be disturbed by the death of a lion. all you need to know is that it's scary. -- now i watched this video right before i went to bed a couple nights ago...

i wake up in a green field and i see a big lion staring me in the eyes. i think to run, but then i know he would catch me. so i make a deal with the lion... i tell him that i'm the strongest human alive and if he concedes the fight i will not kill him. he concedes. this is where i feel immense relief. i go for a walk in the grass, its getting real dark. i see a fire so i go to it. at the fire is a girl from school, i like this girl a lot. we dont say anything, we just sit and look at the flame. i can feel the heat from the fire on my face. we decide to go into the tent that appeared as i had my back turned. we go in and start talking. the conversation is really light hearted, but this lion thing is in the back of my mind. just then we hear a roar. i say "it's ok, i made a deal with him," but this doesn't comfort her. she gets antsy, like she really doesn't want to be there. i say, "don't worry. i have a gun." this is when i pull out a big shiny smith and wesson .357, i can read that on the side. she looks at it and then she looks more calm. she asks to see it. i give it to her. right as i extend my arm she snatches it up and puts the barrel in her mouth. she pulls the trigger. her head violently snaps back and blood turns the cloth of the tent behind her pure read. her eyes fill with blood and she starts crying blood. her nose starts bleeding, her ears, mouth too... she slumps over on her side. just then the lion attacks the tent. i fall onto my side and i see her bloody face lying lifeless in front of me as the tent falls on us... everything just turns black.

god that was one fucked up nightmare. now you know what kind of shit goes on in this mind... i bet i'll be a good poet when i grow up.