Sounds a lot like the new Protestantism. |
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Me and a group of followers are starting a new church. Here are some of our beliefs: |
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Super profundo on the early eve of your day
I don't see what's so new about this religion. The only thing is that they replaced 'god' with 'chuck norris'. =D |
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“What a peculiar privilege has this little agitation of the brain which we call 'thought'” -Hume
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within 100 mile radius of the blast went deaf. |
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Hide the kids...Uncle ITM is back!
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