On the weekend I was visited by the ever-persistent door-to-door God-salespeople. They knew right away I wasn't buying it so they cut to the chase - "Do you believe governments today have the peoples' best interests at heart?"

To which I kindly replied, "I certainly do!"

To which he looked for a moment, stunned, which gave me my golden opportunity to eject myself from the "conversation" by finishing with "...and you have a nice day now!" *close door*

Eh, nothin better to do on a weekend than give people a false impression