The Gay Agenda

[Rakjavik]

I keep hearing about "The gay agenda" "The gay agenda" like we're all getting together with our lisps and rainbow flags and discussing our big plan like a round table meeting of villains. What does this actually mean? I'm not sure. But give me a liter of watermelon rum and god damn it, i'll think about it. The conservative crowd will discuss it forever, always talking about the gay agenda. Hurricanes are caused by the gay agenda, aids is caused from the gay agenda. What is the gay agenda? Well let me tell you about MY fag agenda. I got to hang out with my older brother last night for my partner's birthday, and he pretty much summed up my GAY agenda. (and he is still a christian) He said that he was having such a hard time thinking about how he was going to explain to his son about his uncle being gay, and then he realized that..... he didn't have to. Why? Because my nephew is growing up KNOWING that uncle **** is with uncle ****. That is all he knows, what my brother is going to have to explain to his son, is why his religion doesn't like the fags. So what is my gay agenda? It's shit like my nephew, to where the explanation is not that i'm gay, the explanation comes when explaining the hate and bigotry of the religion that condemns us. What is the reason for being against homosexuals? The only reason I can find is due to religion. The corruption of love and understanding. That shows the massive amount of power that the faith in these fairy tales goes to. The hate or maybe even dislike of a group of people who are not hurting anyone, but just finding their slice of happiness in the world. Peace to all.

[InspectorDevious]

Where is my copy of the gay agenda? Where the hell is it? All I got was a rainbow bumper sticker, Crisco, and poppers when I was born. Was it out of print in 1982? Seriously, the gay agenda is to be free and to be able to love who I want. I love you, Rakjavik, with all my heart and soul. You are beautiful.

[MrDoom]

It's basically an invention of the Westboro Baptist Church to associate homosexuality with the greater Evil Atheist Conspiracy to dominate humanity.

[Sandform]

Where is my copy of the gay agenda? Where the hell is it? All I got was a rainbow bumper sticker, Crisco, and poppers when I was born. Was it out of print in 1982? Seriously, the gay agenda is to be free and to be able to love who I want. I love you, Rakjavik, with all my heart and soul. You are beautiful. My copy was called the happy agenda...and I don't know where I put it. And actually I think there was a misprint in the book during 1982 and they had to recall it...you should speak to the rainbow committee on sunshine bum avenue...the lesbians usually keep thousands of them handy along with the handkerchief code and the lesbian code words....but in 91 there was certainly an agenda book given to all the little gay babies...

[ClassyElf]

My relatives say that New Orleans keeps getting hit by hurricanes because they are "sinful fags". I wonder what they think about Texas, the most pious state in the US, getting hit so hard with Ike yesterday. TeeheeIrony.

[spockman]

People want to make it seem like homosexuals are these evil individuals. Now, here in Colorado the idea of a Gay agenda was certainly fuled by a law that now we don't have official male and female restrooms. That, I can't condone. But I know that most homosexuals aren't out to make anyone feel uncomfortable or violated. So I don't view it as anti-gay to oppose that new mandate. Religously, I think that God made love as a sacred and sanctified thing between a man and a woman. People tried to change that and I believe he had every right to tell us "Whoa, that's not why I made two seperate sexes." Scientifically, I don't view homosexuality as a natural thing. In alot of ways, it can be argued that it hurts evolution. Now, we have enough heterosexuals that it is probably insignificant, but billions of years of evolution didn't lead up to it. At any rate, I certainly don't view homosexuals as bad people in any respect. It's as I view atheists and anti-theists and muslims etc. 'They're not Christian and don't claim or wish to be. Okay.' All of those for-mentioned along with homosexuals are fellow human beings and can be moral individuals. They just aren't brothers or sisters in Christ. (Now I don't want to be flamed for this. He asked the question and I answered. If it makes you angry, well, the test of true tolerance is to be able to tolerate views that you view as less tolerant then your own. Mmkay?)

[drewmandan]

Hey spockman, that's ok that you don't think I'm a "brother in Christ". You can have your heaven, and I am perfectly happy to have Earth. But don't cry when you're on your death bed and you realize what a colossal waste your life has been.

[Sandform]

Scientifically, I don't view homosexuality as a natural thing. In alot of ways, it can be argued that it hurts evolution. Now, we have enough heterosexuals that it is probably insignificant, but billions of years of evolution didn't lead up to it. I just want to point out that the goal of the human race is not aid evolution...lol. That may be our genes end path...but it isn't the human race's goal... And there isn't a single thing alive that is NOT the result of billions of years of evolution...Homosexuality is about as unnatural as a slight change in the genetic code your parents had which gave you a slightly different shade of green for your eyes... It is like people think that if you don't talk about homosexuality religiously it has to be talked about scientifically to support bashing it, but the truth is that aside from religious reasons there really is no point in saying "homosexuality isn't natural." Animals kill eachother brutally in the wild...which is obviously natural...is that good? Apparently medication for mental disorders is bad since we are naturally born with most mental afflictions that we have.

[Neruo]

The 'enemy' needs to have a face, or at least seem like a clear group. It's far more easy to hate 'the terrorists' and especially 'bin laden' than to hate a random selection of people that might just be confused, kind to their families and pets, dirt-poor people that got used by their religious leaders. Same with gays.

[Carôusoul]

What is the reason for being against homosexuals? Lev 20:13 "If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death." Lev 18:22-23 "You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination." yup.

[drewmandan]

Lev 20:13 "If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death." 1 Cor 6:9 "Or do you not know that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals" Lev 18:22-23 "You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination." yup. Doesn't that same book advise the torture of children and raping and killing of unfaithful wives? Yup. There's a good source of moral inspiration. Also, the Corinthians passage is a mistranslation. The term "homosexual" did not even exist before the 20th century.

[Carôusoul]

Doesn't that same book advise the torture of children and raping and killing of unfaithful wives? Yup. There's a good source of moral inspiration. Also, the Corinthians passage is a mistranslation. The term "homosexual" did not even exist before the 20th century. I got it from answersingenesis or somesuch. I suppose it probably said sodomite or something. Either way, edited. Also I don't follow the Bible whatsoever, I was just bringing up the passages religious homophobes use. To add to the discussion. Hurf durf.

[drewmandan]

Also I don't follow the Bible whatsoever, I was just bringing up the passages religious homophobes use. To add to the discussion. Hurf durf. Sorry, I took it to mean that you were endorsing what you quoted.

[Needcatscan]

He said that he was having such a hard time thinking about how he was going to explain to his son about his uncle being gay, and then he realized that..... he didn't have to. Why? Because my nephew is growing up KNOWING that uncle **** is with uncle ****. That is all he knows, what my brother is going to have to explain to his son, is why his religion doesn't like the fags. Damn freaking straight! Sig'ed

[Neruo]

Why can't homosexuals whistle? Spoiler for Because:: It's hard to whistle with a cock in your mouth.

[Sandform]

Why can't homosexuals whistle? Spoiler for Because:: It's hard to whistle with a cock in your mouth. Lesbians are homosexual too..

[Neruo]

Lesbians are homosexual too.. Yes, yes they are.

[Sandform]

Yes, yes they are. Is it hard to whistle with your tongue in a vagina?

[Neruo]

Is it hard to whistle with your tongue in a vagina? Actually, it probably is. But it speaks less to the imagination. One might say it ruins the atmosphere of the joke. Did you know the James Bond in the Ian Flemmings books actually hold the conviction that Homosexuals can't whistle? That is an interesting fact, is it not?

[Carôusoul]

Actually, it probably is. But it speaks less to the imagination. One might say it ruins the atmosphere of the joke. Did you know the James Bond in the Ian Flemmings books actually hold the conviction that Homosexuals can't whistle? That is an interesting fact, is it not? You're awesome.

[Neruo]

You're awesome. car-sasm?

[Sandform]

Did you know the James Bond in the Ian Flemmings books actually hold the conviction that Homosexuals can't whistle? That is an interesting fact, is it not? And witches float....

[Brainchild]

I keep hearing about "The gay agenda" "The gay agenda" like we're all getting together with our lisps and rainbow flags and discussing our big plan like a round table meeting of villains. What does this actually mean? I'm not sure. But give me a liter of watermelon rum and god damn it, i'll think about it. The conservative crowd will discuss it forever, always talking about the gay agenda. Hurricanes are caused by the gay agenda, aids is caused from the gay agenda. What is the gay agenda? Well let me tell you about MY fag agenda. I got to hang out with my older brother last night for my partner's birthday, and he pretty much summed up my GAY agenda. (and he is still a christian) He said that he was having such a hard time thinking about how he was going to explain to his son about his uncle being gay, and then he realized that..... he didn't have to. Why? Because my nephew is growing up KNOWING that uncle **** is with uncle ****. That is all he knows, what my brother is going to have to explain to his son, is why his religion doesn't like the fags. So what is my gay agenda? It's shit like my nephew, to where the explanation is not that i'm gay, the explanation comes when explaining the hate and bigotry of the religion that condemns us. What is the reason for being against homosexuals? The only reason I can find is due to religion. The corruption of love and understanding. That shows the massive amount of power that the faith in these fairy tales goes to. The hate or maybe even dislike of a group of people who are not hurting anyone, but just finding their slice of happiness in the world. Peace to all. People don't realize that their religions control them and the ones that do realize the deception are too proud to admit it. My mom is a perfect example. I remember when one of my friends came-out in high school (lots of folks I knew at that time we're coming out but she didn't know that). Initially, when she found out, she was upset with me! Like I had something to do with it! Then she started saying stuff like "Just watch yourself around _____" and "I don't want to hear about you doing anything crazy at that school". Yes, she is crazy. And those are just her harmless antics. Anyway, one day I had to say something. While throwing her Xtian BS back at her (all of her scriptures and pseudo-preaching about God's disgust with homosexuality) I finally asked "how does a person's choice to be gay hurt us and if it doesn't affect anyone but the person who's gay, why should we care?" To this day, she still has not answered that question.

[Neruo]

And witches float.... Actually homosexuals are pretty normal, at least the ones I know. I don't actually think homosexuals can't whistle, and I don't dislike homosexuals or anything. It's just funny that the writer of a pretty famous fictional character was such a mr sillypants. (proof of gay-theory of flemming: http://www.mi6.co.uk/sections/litera...olden_gun.php3 (ctrl+F for 'whistle'))

[Sandform]

Actually homosexuals are pretty normal, at least the ones I know. I don't actually think homosexuals can't whistle, and I don't dislike homosexuals or anything. It's just funny that the writer of a pretty famous fictional character was such a mr sillypants. (proof of gay-theory of flemming: http://www.mi6.co.uk/sections/litera...olden_gun.php3 (ctrl+F for 'whistle')) laugh bubble