Fundies Say the Darndest Things

**Goldney** · 02-09-2009 08:46 PM

Many a laugh can be had from this most enjoyable of websites depicting the crazy rantings and unbelievable ignorance of fundamentalist Christians.

http://www.fstdt.com/

Honourable mentions must go to:

"I can sum it up in three words: Evolution is a lie."

And:

"If gravity is real, how come people aren't orbiting mountains."

For starters I would recommend looking at the "Top 100" quotes.

PS: I have nothing against Christians in general. Just fundies.

**Bonsay** · 02-09-2009 09:10 PM

Search for Dreamviews. Some nice ones there.

**Needcatscan** · 02-10-2009 04:53 AM

fstdt is a great site. Notice how many of the quotes come from Rapture Ready (also called R-R). I think around 30-40% are from there.

**Invader** · 02-10-2009 05:16 AM

"The more sin, the heavier something is."

That's how I make my free energy. I take a lightweight rock to the top of a hill, sin on it a lot to make it reeeeal heavy like, and then roll it down. It smashes into my kinetic-energy-conversion machine thing and unloads a whopping heap of power. Rinse, repeat, no power bill.

**Mes Tarrant** · 02-10-2009 05:47 AM

HA!!

Thanks for the link.

They also have links to racist quotes, and this one has gotta be one of the most hilariously fundie one there:

[If the majority voted to reinstate the ban on interracial marriage, would it be OK?]

Yes. God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Laquisha.

**tkdyo** · 02-10-2009 07:12 AM

I think this page has been posted before, either that or I found it by accident before, funny stuff in there

Though I noticed something in the racist sections...when they were comments against blacks or mexicans the ratings were always high 4s or 5s but when they were about white people they were in the threes...why so? Still it is a good site to show the ignorance of some people.

**Parakonstantius** · 08-11-2009 07:17 AM

If this is serious anti-fundamentalist material your posting here, then why do you say anything about gravity? Nothing in the Bible makes gravity an impossibility.

**Lucky27** · 08-11-2009 01:30 PM

Yeah, right...? If people actually did believe half of the stuff they've written on that site...well, there wouldn't be enough fire in the world for all the faces I would ignite.

**Ne-yo** · 08-11-2009 04:41 PM

Originally Posted by Parakonstantius

If this is serious anti-fundamentalist material your posting here, then why do you say anything about gravity? Nothing in the Bible makes gravity an impossibility.

Why even bump this?

Originally Posted by Lucky27

Yeah, right...? If people actually did believe half of the stuff they've written on that site...well, there wouldn't be enough fire in the world for all the faces I would ignite.

Truthbearer? The Orginal?

**Rakjavik** · 08-14-2009 08:21 AM

worth bumping for the reason that it's moved to fstdt.net. Original site has no new content.

Fundies will be everywhere. It reminds us that we're still sane.

**Supernova** · 08-14-2009 03:38 PM

Man, I'll have to check back later, I can only take so much of that stuff at once. Good site though, thanks.

**Alric** · 08-14-2009 11:46 PM

What is funny, is that some times they are actually right and you think you might agree with them, but then the reason they give is something crazy.

**Ne-yo** · 08-15-2009 02:22 AM

No they're never right, and most of the things they say are senseless, no use even entertaining it when you already know how increadibly whacked out they are.

**Universal Mind** · 08-15-2009 04:01 PM

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