100 different names of Jesus...

**Noogah** · 10-30-2009 07:27 AM

I predict that this thread will become a debate about Evolution, as do practically all threads in this section. Oh well. Here we go:

Advocate (1 John 2:1)
Almighty (Rev. 1:8; Mt. 28:18)
Alpha and Omega (Rev. 1:8; 22:13)
Amen (Rev. 3:14)
Apostle of our Profession (Heb. 3:1)
Atoning Sacrifice for our Sins (1 John 2:2)
Author of Life (Acts 3:15)
Author and Perfecter of our Faith (Heb. 12:2)
Author of Salvation (Heb. 2:10)
Beginning and End (Rev. 22:13)
Blessed and only Ruler (1 Tim. 6:15)
Bread of God (John 6:33)
Bread of Life (John 6:35; 6:48)
Bridegroom (Mt. 9:15)
Capstone (Acts 4:11; 1 Pet. 2:7)
Chief Cornerstone (Eph. 2:20)
Chief Shepherd (1 Pet. 5:4)
Christ (1 John 2:22)
Creator (John 1:3)
Deliverer (Rom. 11:26)
Eternal Life (1 John 1:2; 5:20)
Faithful and True (Rev. 19:11)
Faithful Witness (Rev. 1:5)
Faithful and True Witness (Rev. 3:14)
First and Last (Rev. 1:17; 2:8; 22:13)
Firstborn From the Dead (Rev. 1:5)
Firstborn over all creation (Col. 1:15)
Gate (John 10:9)
God (John 1:1; 20:28; Heb. 1:8; Rom. 9:5; 2 Pet. 1:1;1 John 5:20; etc.)
Good Shepherd (John 10:11,14)
Great Shepherd (Heb. 13:20)
Great High Priest (Heb. 4:14)
Head of the Church (Eph. 1:22; 4:15; 5:23)
Heir of all things (Heb. 1:2)
High Priest (Heb. 2:17)
Holy and True (Rev. 3:7)
Holy One (Acts 3:14)
Hope (1 Tim. 1:1)
Hope of Glory (Col. 1:27)
Horn of Salvation (Luke 1:69)
I Am (John 8:58)
Image of God (2 Cor. 4:4)
Immanuel (Mt. 1:23)
Judge of the living and the dead (Acts 10:42)
King Eternal (1 Tim. 1:17)
King of Israel (John 1:49)
King of the Jews (Mt. 27:11)
King of kings (1 Tim 6:15; Rev. 19:16)
King of the Ages (Rev. 15:3)
Lamb (Rev. 13:8)
Lamb of God (John 1:29)
Lamb Without Blemish (1 Pet. 1:19)
Last Adam (1 Cor. 15:45)
Life (John 14:6; Col. 3:4)
Light of the World (John 8:12)
Lion of the Tribe of Judah (Rev. 5:5)
Living One (Rev. 1:18)
Living Stone (1 Pet. 2:4)
Lord (2 Pet. 2:20)
Lord of All (Acts 10:36)
Lord of Glory (1 Cor. 2:8)
Lord of lords (Rev. 19:16)
Man from Heaven (1 Cor. 15:48)
Master (Lk. 5:5; 8:24; 9:33)
Mediator of the New Covenant (Heb. 9:15)
Mighty God (Isa. 9:6)
Morning Star (Rev. 22:16)
Offspring of David (Rev. 22:16)
Only Begotten Son of God (John 1:18; 1 John 4:9)
Our Great God and Savior (Titus 2:13)
Our Holiness (1 Cor. 1:30)
Our Husband (2 Cor. 11:2)
Our Protection (2 Thess. 3:3)
Our Redemption (1 Cor. 1:30)
Our Righteousness (1 Cor. 1:30)
Our Sacrificed Passover Lamb (1 Cor. 5:7)
Power of God (1 Cor. 1:24)
Precious Cornerstone (1 Pet. 2:6)
Prophet (Acts 3:22)
Rabbi (Mt. 26:25)
Resurrection and Life (John 11:25)
Righteous Branch (Jer. 23:5)
Righteous One (Acts 7:52; 1 John 2:1)
Rock (1 Cor. 10:4)
Root of David (Rev. 5:5; 22:16)
Ruler of God’s Creation (Rev. 3:14)
Ruler of the Kings of the Earth (Rev. 1:5)
Savior (Eph. 5:23; Titus 1:4; 3:6; 2 Pet. 2:20)
Son of David (Lk. 18:39)
Son of God (John 1:49; Heb. 4:14)
Son of Man (Mt. 8:20)
Son of the Most High God (Lk. 1:32)
Source of Eternal Salvation for all who obey him (Heb. 5:9)
The One Mediator (1 Tim. 2:5)
The Stone the builders rejected (Acts 4:11)
True Bread (John 6:32)
True Light (John 1:9)
True Vine (John 15:1)
Truth (John 1:14; 14:6)
Way (John 14:6)
Wisdom of God (1 Cor. 1:24)
Word (John 1:1)
Word of God (Rev. 19:13)

**Invader** · 10-30-2009 07:38 AM

I think you forgot to state your point, your purpose, or perhaps your question?

**kingerman** · 10-30-2009 08:22 AM

What about,

EL, ELOAH
ELOHIM
EL SHADDAI
ADONAI
YHWH
YAHWEH
JEHOVAH
YAHWEH-JIREH
YAHWEH-RAPHA
YAHWEH-NISSI
YAHWEH-M'KADDESH
YAHWEH-SHALOM
YAHWEH-ELOHIM
YAHWEH-TSIDKENU
YAHWEH-ROHI
YAHWEH-SHAMMAH
YAHWEH-SABAOTH
EL ELYON
EL ROI
EL-OLAM
EL-GIBHOR

**Specialis Sapientia** · 10-30-2009 11:09 AM

I think "I Am" is his favourite

**Indecent Exposure** · 10-30-2009 11:20 AM

As someone has already pointed out, what purpose does this serve?

**DrunkenArse** · 10-30-2009 05:09 PM

Originally Posted by Noogah

I predict that this thread will become a debate about Evolution, as do practically all threads in this section.

Creationism is bullshit.

**Taosaur** · 10-30-2009 05:47 PM

Originally Posted by PhilosopherStoned

Creationism is bullshit.

Absolutely predictable, but still I lol'd

Mithras
Dionysus
Osiris
The Green Man
J Diddy

**Scatterbrain** · 10-30-2009 05:53 PM

Originally Posted by PhilosopherStoned

Creationism is bullshit.

Aww you beat me to it.

**evildoctor** · 10-30-2009 06:02 PM

Those names from the bibble are a bit stuffy and formal.

I enjoy the Codex Sinaiticus , which gives a more open view and flavor of the man. It includes many nick-names and terms of endearment not found in the modern texts.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/7651105.stm

I particulally like how the diciples frequently refer to Jesus as "Jezza".

I also enjoyed that John affectionally reffered to Jesus as "Mad Dog" for months after clearing the temple of traders. And how after a beating Mark in manly wine and bread roll eating competion on the first night upon his reaching Jerusalem, Mark was forced to proclaim his victor as "The Jezmeister".

Most curiosly of all though, is that Thomas frequently addressed jesus upon awakening in the morning as "My Lord Spanky".

Of course the Codex Sinaiticus as the worlds oldest surviving bible is not popular with everyone. It omits many key passages around the resurrection and other key passages, as such is considered heretical in some quarters, Others of course see it as evidence that the gospels were still being written hundreds of years after the "authors" deaths.

**Noogah** · 10-30-2009 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by Invader

I think you forgot to state your point, your purpose, or perhaps your question?

It's the religious section, right? I thought this was a neat list, so I thought I'd post it.

@evildoctor

I don't get your point. None of that stuff is in the Bible.

**DrunkenArse** · 10-30-2009 07:31 PM

Originally Posted by Noogah

I don't get your point. None of that stuff is in the Bible.

Sigged.

**no-Name** · 10-30-2009 07:35 PM

Originally Posted by Specialis Sapientia

I think "I Am" is his favourite

That would be 'El', pretty much meaning 'All'. Formatted to 'God', which implied 'All'. Also my favourite.
A lot of Jewish and Hebrew names inclue the word 'El', usually meaning 'of God' or 'from God'.

I think that's the best part about christianity. The all encompassing God that some people still like to think about~

Originally Posted by Taosaur

Dionysus

Also, this thread will degrade, yes, but I'll be keeping it on-topic as long as my lowly DG-self can :3

EDIT:

Originally Posted by PhilosopherStoned

Sigged.

Haha oh man, nevermind.

**slayer** · 10-30-2009 07:43 PM

Originally Posted by Taosaur

Mithras

Mithras are the catgirl race in final fantasy 11

:3

**Specialis Sapientia** · 10-30-2009 09:02 PM

Originally Posted by no-Name

That would be 'El', pretty much meaning 'All'. Formatted to 'God', which implied 'All'. Also my favourite.
A lot of Jewish and Hebrew names inclue the word 'El', usually meaning 'of God' or 'from God'.

I think that's the best part about christianity. The all encompassing God that some people still like to think about~

Hehe, I meant, I think Christ's favourite name is "I am", but when I think clearer, his name is irrelevant. It could be "I am (insert word)" which could be everything. "I am your life and you are my own." and "Learn of me. Take within your hand a leaf, a stone, a drop of water, and know that nothing exists that does not contain me." and more importantly "... we are one"

**Noogah** · 10-30-2009 09:43 PM

Originally Posted by PhilosopherStoned

Sigged.

Why?

**DrunkenArse** · 10-31-2009 12:06 AM

Originally Posted by PhilosopherStoned

Creationism is bullshit.

Let me generalize and deepen. Christianity is like bullshit: I wouldn't want to eat it but some good stuff grows in it when it rots.

**grasshoppa** · 10-31-2009 12:11 AM

It's the evolution of Jesus' name!

Amaaaaaazzing.

**evildoctor** · 10-31-2009 12:25 AM

Originally Posted by kingerman

What about,

ELOHIM

Kingerman,

You dont know your Hebrew. ELOHIM is plural. It means "gods". There is also much evidence and debate that Elohim is the masculine plural of a feminine noun.

The word is used some 60 plus places in the Torah. The correct translation of the first line of genesis is therefore :

In the beginning the gods and goddesses they created the heavens and the earth.

Another example of xtian ignorance and poor translation.

Interesting, if they can f*ck up the very first line then you have to wonder how much crappery is in the rest.

**Noogah** · 10-31-2009 02:01 AM

Elohim is indeed the plural word for God.

Read the Bible, and you will know that God is made up of the Trinity. (the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost)

Therefore, plural.

**grasshoppa** · 10-31-2009 02:53 AM

Originally Posted by Noogah

Elohim is indeed the plural word for God.

Read the Bible, and you will know that God is made up of the Trinity. (the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost)

Therefore, plural.

Vishnu, Shiva, Brahman...right?