Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!

Spoiler for Beetlejuice appears:


Candlejack!

Spoiler for Candlejack materializes with rope:


Hastur, Hastur, Hastur!

Spoiler for Hastur prepares to kill:


Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman!

Spoiler for Candyman materializes:


Y'Golonac!

Spoiler for Y'Golonac prepares to take over the minds of all mortals who read this:


Shaitan!

Spoiler for Shaitan notices the usage of his name from 100 miles away, and prepares to destroy the speaker:


*in front of mirror* Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary!

Spoiler for Bloody Mary leans forward out of the mirror (warning: disturbing):


Voldemort!!!!

Spoiler for Voldemort readies an Aveda Kedavra for the mortal who used his name:


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