If you could give a gift to the above user, what would it be?

Aids

Me.

A catgirl.

Me with cat ears and a tail.

A puppy, because I can't think of anything and everyone loves puppies.

A piece of gold in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, all wrapped in 30 layers of duct tape.

Oh! and a card telling you what's inside....

Also, this is one of my favorite threads every! XD

A nice pen.

Three nice pens.

Three nice penises.

I give you those three nice penises back, but this time with a bow.

Hand sanitizer.

A thank you.

some money (the only thing you can give is your thanks!? c'mon)

A gift card bought with the money. Just to emphasize the pointlessness of gift cards.

a book, about snow leapords, cause their awesome

A dictionary, with the word leopards, because correct spelling is awesome.

a thesaurus, never know when your gonna need one

A translator

A snowgirl

Very strange... but OK! :D

The ability to turn your reputation to 10000. :)

A partridge in a pear tree.
Can't beat the classics.

I give you the ability to have more than 11 LDs.

I give you the knowledge of how many lucid dreams you've had

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Snowboy

I give you the ability to have more than 11 LDs.

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Actually, that was an arbitrary (is that the right word?) number I thought of off the top of my head to compensate for not knowing how many I've had.
I give saltyseedog a dog from the salty sea to compliment his salty dog from the sea (as established by his username).

is there a difference???

I give you peace of mind

Yes, one is a dog that is salty and from the sea, one is a dog that is from a sea that is salty.
I give you a pair of trees in a partridge.

I give you logic since you appear to try to fuck with it whenever you can.