If you could give a gift to the above user, what would it be?

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Originally Posted by Snowboy

You appear you fuck since you try to give to logic with it whenever I can.

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I give you a rearranged, yet grammatically correct quote.

Syphilis

Herpes of the foot

a doctors appointment.

A Medical Degree

A joke book

An apple

Some space

Some coo'cool water.

Speech therapy to help your stutter.
But seriously, why did you say coo'cool instead of cool?

A map, so you realize you are somewhere

A Bright Eyes CD, so you realize the reference.

A itunes gift card, so you realize i don't use CDs

A real gift card to Hastings, so you can buy some real CDs that you keep when you get a new computer.

Hemorrhoids

health and fitness, so you don't get as many diseases

An apple.

orange

Jesus of Suburbia in a thong

A non-sexual item

A cookie

A Pastry Shop

a snowboard

Jesus of Suburbia in a thong (isn't it just that much creepier when I say it?)

Jesus of Heaven in a thong

(see what i did there?)