DV Excuse Game!!!!!

I would, but the pie would be so big it wouldnt fit into my oven.

Make yourself happy for the rest of the year.

I would, but I already am happy. :content:

Get an actual location.

I would, but then my fans would be buzzing around me.:cheeky:


Visit the Dream Warrior Planet.

I would, but I haven't had a lucid since last week.

Fly higher.

I would, but it's impossible to fly

go buy me a goat named Jeff

I would, but I have bad experiences with goats..

Tell me your dirty little secret.

I would, but if I did, it wouldn't be a secret ;)

make me lucid dream tonight

I would, but I need all my intentions to do so myself.

Please don't tell me your favourite band.

I would, but since you asked me not to, I won't

please teach me how to dive

I would, but that seems a bit hard.

Teach me how to properly skydive.

I would, but I can't skydive myself

teach me how to dougie

I would, but this cat will do a better job of it.

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.c...ch-you-itl.jpg

Make that cat stop dancing.

I would, but it's just so darn cute.

Make my computer run faster

I would, but it will cost me money, and I need it to my own needs.


Find a dog and bark to it.

I would, but that is just too weird to even try.

Find a cat and meow at it. It's much less embarrassing. :D

I would but I have no access to cats at the moment

make my efforts to LD again work!

I would, but I would have to type a lot in order to help you to the maximum extent.

Make me a machine that translates my thoughts into words on the computer!

I would, but I'm not sure I want to know everything on your mind.

Sing me a show tune.

I would, but I don't know which one to sing.

Teach me how to sing.

I would but I cant carry a tune in a bucket.

Tell me how Kangaroo meat tastes

i would, but i still haven't tried it yet
please make me a tasty kangaroo meat sandwich

I would, but I cant find any kangaroo meat here.



Go eat some Mämmi.:)

I would, but I have no idea what that is.

Make some butter for your local grocery store.

I can't, my cow is fresh outta milk.

Play "Free Bird"

I would, but I don't know how to play/where to find that game.

Become fully lucid for one night.