DV Excuse Game!!!!!

I can't because nobody robbed me a bank to get me the money.
Tell me your secret.

I can't, someone sewed my mouth shut.
Take me to the hospital!

An alien spaceship crashed into the hospital and the Men in Black are blocking it off
Eat this hamburger.

I can't because my dream guide Mr. Volt was hungry, so he took it off me and ate it himself... Bad man.
Find my car keys for me, thanks!

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Originally Posted by KarlaB18

I can't because my dream guide Mr. Volt was hungry, so he took it off me and ate it himself... Bad man.
Find my car keys for me, thanks!

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Sorry, I can't I lost my own Keys in a plane crash, ten years into the future.

Hand me a saw??

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Originally Posted by HumbleDreamer

Sorry, I can't I lost my own Keys in a plane crash, ten years into the future.

Hand me a saw??

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I can’t, I already used it to saw both my hands off. Can someone please call me an ambulance?

I can't, I'm WAY too late for my own birth. Can someone please fix my caps lock on my Laptop?