DV Excuse Game!!!!!

I'd rather not, I have a sore throat. =(

Help me build a time machine.

I would, but if I had the skills to do so, the world would be quite different

Drink a slurpee really, really fast, then suffer horrible brain freeze

I think it might be called slushy in America

I can't, because that's a horrible thing for one to suffer. =(

Be nice.

I am, I'm just a tiny bit of a sadist :)

Realize I am nice, you're random :) I like that :P

I don't need to, I already did.

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I would, but i did that a long time ago
Give me a helmet cam that water proof and works pleaseeeee

I would, but I don't have one

Go get a pressurized dive suit

I would, but I'd rather spend all my money on technology toys.

Give me a 1-hour shopping spree in an electronics superstore.

I would but thatr would be easier in the corrupt a wish game.

Make that request into a wish

i would, but its still in the wrong thread
MORE SNOW MORE!!!

Granted, you are buried in it, and freeze to death

I wish you would stop asking that

I would, but this isn't make a wish
Give me a snowboard!

I would, but why would I do that?

take me to Kurt Cobains grave

I WILL as soon as I get the chance.

Lets visit the bridge that he used to spend a lot of time under as a kid.

I would, but why would we do that?
Win a race

I would, but I already have and I'm satisfied enough

Win a Decathlon

I would, but I don't know what that is, and it sounds hard, so I won't win
Give me money!

I would, but you didn't ask nicely

Ask nicer

i would, but demands seem to get shit done better
BE feared, not loved

I would, but I'm neither

Tell me why everyone I know hates me for no reason

i would, but their has to be a reason
Learn to fly in dreams

I would, but I have yet to learn to control my dreams.
Tell people to reply like this on YouTube: "I don't enjoy the artist's music, but I respect that other people are different.". Instead of "LOL ROFLE THIS SUXORSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!! POEPLE WOH LUVS TIHS IS IDOITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111!!!"

I would, but I refuse to use proper spelling and grammar in a YouTube comment.

Say something positive and encouraging to the next person you see.

I would, but I don't know who it is, we'll see if I like them or not

Give me clairvoyance

I would but I am worried you would see your death and then lose all meaning in life.

Dont let go of the potential fun of life.